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#1 Posted by JZ (2125 posts) -

What is the greatest pick up line ever? I think it goes something like this.

I'm going to love you like a snowstorm. I'll give you 8 to 10 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for days.

#2 Edited by Oldirtybearon (4662 posts) -

@jz: that's pretty great.

Be prepared for a flurry of "don't be a sexist asshole" lines though. Giant Bomb doesn't have a sense of humour, only a sense of irony.

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#3 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4184 posts) -

@jz said:

What is the greatest pick up line ever? I think it goes something like this.

I'm going to love you like a snowstorm. I'll give you 8 to 10 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for days.

Hahaha! That made me smile.

#4 Edited by JZ (2125 posts) -

Do you work at the lumber yard? Because you've been giving me wood all day.

#5 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -
#6 Edited by Butano (1731 posts) -

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that ass!

#7 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

*cough*

http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic-31/video-games-pickup-lines-534290/?page=1

I deleted all my terrible ones, don't you worry.

#8 Edited by Bourbon_Warrior (4523 posts) -

"Would you like to come back to my place for sex and coffee, oops! Did I say coffee."

Was always great to translate that to other languages while in Europe, always got at least a smile.

#9 Posted by ManU_Fan10ne (662 posts) -

"You're popular, right? Well, popularity leads to intimacy..."

Persona 4 is awesome.

#10 Posted by TooWalrus (13152 posts) -
#11 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@toowalrus:

Bud Light Lime: For those times when you want your HPV to be a surprise.

#12 Posted by familyphotoshoot (653 posts) -

#13 Posted by Ezakael (929 posts) -

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!

I'll see myself out.

#14 Posted by big_jon (5723 posts) -

Pick up lines are fucking stupid.

#15 Posted by AiurFlux (902 posts) -

Nice shoes. Let's fuck.

#16 Edited by MonetaryDread (2007 posts) -

"Hi. My name is Dane. I think you are stunningly beautiful and I would like a chance to get to know you better."

This is the most successful line I have ever used.

#17 Posted by Turtlebird95 (2342 posts) -

You make me harder than Super Meat Boy.

#18 Posted by Lego_My_Eggo (1024 posts) -

Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

#19 Posted by matti00 (668 posts) -

"Your drink looks nice, can I try some?"

Honestly, even if she says no you have a reason to talk to her. Now all you have to do is not be an inept asshole, and have an actual human conversation.

#20 Edited by Clonedzero (4194 posts) -

just walk up and say "SUP?" real loud and tilt your head up and to the side and start nodding.

#21 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7240 posts) -

@sexytoad said:

*cough*

http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic-31/video-games-pickup-lines-534290/?page=1

I deleted all my terrible ones, don't you worry.

That damn thread, fuck.

Never. Use. Pick up lines.

#22 Edited by tourgen (4458 posts) -

"here, smell this"

[mash chloroform soaked napkin in face]

#23 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7240 posts) -

Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

Okay, this is the only pick up line you should ever use.

#25 Posted by MC_Hify (331 posts) -

I put the S-T-D in Stud, now all I need is U.

#26 Posted by EpicSteve (6479 posts) -

"Would you like to sit on my face?"

#27 Posted by Jams (2960 posts) -

#28 Edited by Jams (2960 posts) -

How you like your eggs? Fried or fertilized? The way you move your hips girl make me hypnotized.

#29 Edited by TheDudeOfGaming (6078 posts) -

@matti00 said:

"Your drink looks nice, can I try some?"

Honestly, even if she says no you have a reason to talk to her. Now all you have to do is not be an inept asshole, and have an actual human conversation.

Hmmm, I see what you're saying, but I'd still rather try the chloroform.

#30 Posted by boj4ngles (287 posts) -

One that worked for me was: "Wanna go make out in my room?"

It's all in the delivery

#31 Posted by ArtelinaRose (1850 posts) -

Hey, my dick just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

Did it hurt? When I fell on you from Heaven?

#32 Posted by Dalai (7016 posts) -

Strap it on.

#33 Edited by ArtelinaRose (1850 posts) -

Girl, if I was in charge of the alphabet, D would come after V.

Aren't you that girl from teen mom? No? Do you wanna be?

Driving and my penis... they are both hard for you.

I put the STD in Stud, now all I need is you.

i am so sorry never again

#34 Posted by frankfartmouth (1016 posts) -

Hey, are you about a size 14?

#35 Posted by Toxin066 (3271 posts) -

There's 21 letters in the alphabet, right?

*she'll say, "No. 26."*

Oh right. I forgot. U R A QT.

If that fails, try the archeologist line. "Are you an archeologist? Because I have a large bone for you to examine." Be careful with this one. It works 100% of the time and should only be used as a last resort.

#36 Posted by fox01313 (5069 posts) -

Works well: Hello or hi there.

#37 Edited by MarkWahlberg (4599 posts) -

@epicsteve said:

"Would you like to sit on my face?"

#38 Posted by notdavid (836 posts) -

Girl, you must be Jamaican. Someone told me that your parents are from Jamaica, so you are clearly of Jamaican descent.

#39 Edited by Philedius (204 posts) -

A dude that is a semi celebrity around my parts used this one on a girl I know "If you were a flower, you'd be the most beautiful flower in the flower bed."

#40 Posted by Nilazz (613 posts) -

Heeeey GuRL! You wanna go for a ride? On my D!CK!

#41 Posted by AlexW00d (6227 posts) -

GET IN ME WHEELBARROW YOU CHEEKY MINX.

(Not entirely sure if that counts. Also I think it's from the mighty boosh)

#42 Edited by Oscar__Explosion (2230 posts) -

This is the best topic. Thank you all.

#43 Posted by 71Ranchero (2716 posts) -

#44 Posted by Tearhead (2158 posts) -

Did it hurt when you fell out of hea-WANNA HAVE SEX?!?!

#45 Posted by crusader8463 (14419 posts) -

Flash large rolls of money and they will do anything. Boy or girl. Money talks louder then any pick up line.

#46 Posted by crusader8463 (14419 posts) -

@atramentous: I smiled. Please tell me you are a girl or I have to rethink a few things about myself.

#47 Edited by Oscar__Explosion (2230 posts) -

#48 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

If you we're a Pikmin, I'll pick you first!

BOOM VIDEO GAME PICKUP LINES UP IN HERE!

#49 Posted by Lord_Xp (602 posts) -

Want to be my girlfrien? Don't worry about the d I'll give that to you later ;)

#50 Edited by TyCobb (1960 posts) -

I know it isn't a pick up line, but for some reason this came straight to mind: