What is the greatest pick up line ever? I think it goes something like this.
I'm going to love you like a snowstorm. I'll give you 8 to 10 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for days.
@jz: that's pretty great.
Be prepared for a flurry of "don't be a sexist asshole" lines though. Giant Bomb doesn't have a sense of humour, only a sense of irony.
What is the greatest pick up line ever? I think it goes something like this.
I'm going to love you like a snowstorm. I'll give you 8 to 10 inches and you won't be able to leave the house for days.
Hahaha! That made me smile.
"Would you like to come back to my place for sex and coffee, oops! Did I say coffee."
Was always great to translate that to other languages while in Europe, always got at least a smile.
"Hi. My name is Dane. I think you are stunningly beautiful and I would like a chance to get to know you better."
This is the most successful line I have ever used.
*cough*
http://www.giantbomb.com/forums/off-topic-31/video-games-pickup-lines-534290/?page=1
I deleted all my terrible ones, don't you worry.
That damn thread, fuck.
Never. Use. Pick up lines.
Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?
Okay, this is the only pick up line you should ever use.
"Your drink looks nice, can I try some?"
Honestly, even if she says no you have a reason to talk to her. Now all you have to do is not be an inept asshole, and have an actual human conversation.
Hmmm, I see what you're saying, but I'd still rather try the chloroform.
Girl, if I was in charge of the alphabet, D would come after V.
Aren't you that girl from teen mom? No? Do you wanna be?
Driving and my penis... they are both hard for you.
I put the STD in Stud, now all I need is you.
i am so sorry never again
There's 21 letters in the alphabet, right?
*she'll say, "No. 26."*
Oh right. I forgot. U R A QT.
If that fails, try the archeologist line. "Are you an archeologist? Because I have a large bone for you to examine." Be careful with this one. It works 100% of the time and should only be used as a last resort.
@epicsteve said:
"Would you like to sit on my face?"
Flash large rolls of money and they will do anything. Boy or girl. Money talks louder then any pick up line.
@atramentous: I smiled. Please tell me you are a girl or I have to rethink a few things about myself.
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