Mine is when I got this inflamation thing in my leg. Started having spasms with huge bursts of pain. I was carried into the doctor's office screaming at the top of my lungs. You guys? Oh and no emotional pain!
When my GF cheated on me with another dude... I mean um, I was trying to run up a slide when I was like 12 and I slipped and almost bit off my upper lip. The worst thing Ive ever seen though was my brother jumping off the top of a 12ft fence and slicing a huge gash into both arm from the elbow to his palms.... blood was everywhere.
I was skip-jumping rope around my grass backyard, and I slipped. My pinky toe bent all the way backwards and was hanging by a tiny sliver of skin. Plus, the dumb ass doctor shot me up with pain killer waaay to early and by the time she was done stitching my toe back on, it wore off.
ummm, got stabbed through the hand by an idiot co-worker wielding a pair of plant pruners a couple summers ago. Interestingly enough it didnt hurt at first and just looked the inside of the Tauntaun from ESB. But 20 minutes later still sitting in the ER waiting room the pain kicked in....not fun at all
A brick once fell on my head when I was little. Had a devil of a time trying not to sob. There was another time when I woke up early in the morning and I was basically having a heart attack or something. I don't even know what it was, but whenever I sat down, my chest exploded in pain. The drive to the hospital was so agonizing I wanted to kill myself.
Twice I've had this problem with my neck... like a pinched muscle or something, I don't know. I'd wake up with this incredible pain and wouldn't be able to fully turn my head to one side because it was so painful. Not fun, man. It usually would last for at least a couple days too.
I have my jaw wired now, and the most painful part wasn't when it first happend, I was shitfaced so that wasn't an issue. The next day it was swollen as hell so I went to health services at my school and they told me it wasn't broke and to just ice it and take asprin. So I did that for like a week before I gave in and sought help. I'm usually not the type to do that, but by the end it was BRUTAL. I was spitting out puss and I lost a ton of weight because it was way too painful to swallow. At night I was kept up with the pain until a friend gave me the left over vicoden that she had from a leg surgery.
It ended up that my jaw was broken to begin with and by the end of that week it had become badly infected. Had to have it wired then, which is hardly ever done anymore. After surgery and at the hospital would have all been very painful but IV drugs are amazing at taking care of that. Good stuff.
a grade-A asian imported kitchen knife fell and stabbed me square in the knee.
i was like 7 and blood was gushing everywhere. i came in and out of consciousness and woke up at a hospital.
yeah other than that, nothing as terrible as what some of you guys described...
I stubbed my toe on a brick wall, I didn't really watch where I was going, and so it cost me my toenail.
The painful thing was, it bruised and eventually began to fall off, what made it worse is that I decided to speed up the process by pulling it off myself manually and slowly.
Hurt like hell.
jumping on my bed ( bout 6yrs old) slipped off the edge and my mouth landed square into the glass table, destroyed my front teeth along with some of the gum...thank god those were baby teeth...
as well as when the dentist was discing one of my teeth and moved suddenly and the saw went into my lower gums, i now have a fear of dentist :)
I don't really know what my most painful thing to happen to me would me. It would probably be the time when I was playing rugby and every time I managed to get tackled I took the hit to my lower back, which is a huge rookie mistake apparently, because I woke up the next day unable to move. It wasn't exactly painful unless I tried to walk, but pretty much my entire mid-section completely siezed up for three days, which was nuts. Luckily I've never broken a bone or anything.
" I stubbed my toe on a brick wall, I didn't really watch where I was going, and so it cost me my toenail.The painful thing was, it bruised and eventually began to fall off, what made it worse is that I decided to speed up the process by pulling it off myself manually and slowly.Hurt like hell. "
When I ruptured my ACL, tore my Meniscus, and shattered my knee bone, that hurt a bit. Also, the days after surgery, the drugs I was on made me so constipated that I honestly couldn't stand being awake. Also, the morphine pump that was inside my leg slid out while I was sleeping and that hurt like a bitch.
When I was 17, I was bit by a black widow. I felt it bite me, which didn't really hurt at all(kinda like an average fire ant). I saw it, swatted it on the ground and noticed it was a black widow. I crushed it, but the problem was, as soon as I realized it was a black widow, my adrenaline got going. My heart started racing because I was so freaked out, which sped up the venom. My entire right arm started becoming incredibly sore and burned like crazy.. My hand swelled up like a balloon. I had heard of how black widows were so deadly because the venom hits you so much faster than a brown recluse. So I had to get home and call the hospital to see what I needed to do.
I once almost lost my left testicle. Won't go into specifics...just imagine getting punch in the balls, falling to your knees, and feeling like you are going to throw up from the pain. Imagine that for 12 hours straight. Not fun.
" I once almost lost my left testicle. Won't go into specifics...just imagine getting punch in the balls, falling to your knees, and feeling like you are going to throw up from the pain. Imagine that for 12 hours straight. Not fun.OH OH! I've had that! The bad part was a shitload of dudes (Mostly dudes for some reason, but the lady nurses I got were hot so...) messing around south of the border all day wasn't cool bro.Oh and my condolences to anyone who has passed a kidney stone. My friend recently passed one, and it just looked dreadful."
" A cut on my ****.Hard to explain, but damn, when you gotta pee....and pee is acidic so yeah >________> "So.... How did you cut the inside of your urethra?
Oh another thing I forgot. Sure, getting my calves impaled by a Javelin hurts more than anything I've ever felt (And removing it.... Imagine your muscles being dragged out and a metal rod scrapping against your bones). When I was like 10, I had a very evil stepfather, anyways, one day he tried to give me a Glasgow Smile, he took a razor and cut the sides of my lips (Were the bottom and top join), thank god my mom stopped him before he could get to the cheek. If he got to my cheek and started really cutting the smile, then I would have died of blood loss.
Was standing too close to a friend playing golf when i was 8 years old, was hit in the nose with the golf club which crushed my whole nose and split my face wide open, still have a (rather cool) diagonal scar across the bridge of my nose still, getting less noticable now though.
Had to have nose reconstucted and 25 stitches in my face, months having 2 black eyes and allot of pain.
I'm actually very accident prone lol, been through allot of pain in my time haha
NOthing as nasty as most people on the forum but was playing with a firecracker and it blasted in my hand way before it was supposed to and it literally peeled the skin of my right thumb like a banana. I could see the muscle on my finger. Suprisingly did not bleed much but my hand was covered completely with gumpowder which burnt like hell(not literally, just the feeling). Luckily my uncle was close by and after washing it, he literally dunked my hand in ice which completely numbed the sensation so the pain did not last long thanks to him.