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#1 Edited by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -
#2 Edited by Sweep (8845 posts) -

Out with the old pope, in with the new pope...

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#3 Edited by Morbid_Coffee (955 posts) -

It's super unlikely, but if it turns out to be Pope Dolan, New York is gonna flip it's shit for the next 24 hours.

#4 Edited by Canteu (2821 posts) -

Hopefully it's the pro-abortion, pro-contraception, pro-gay marriage pope this time.

#5 Edited by graboids (210 posts) -

#6 Posted by Krullban (1034 posts) -

I'm the new pope.

#7 Posted by Dallas_Raines (2161 posts) -

SPOILERS: He's probably okay with child rape.

#8 Posted by TooWalrus (13178 posts) -
#9 Posted by SirOptimusPrime (1997 posts) -

@graboids said:

Why is this the first I'm seeing of this?

#10 Edited by graboids (210 posts) -
#11 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

@canteu said:

Hopefully it's the pro-abortion, pro-contraception, pro-gay marriage pope this time.

I wouldn't hold my breath. The progressiveness of the Catholic Church, while better than it has been, still has a lot to be desired.

#12 Posted by Nightriff (5027 posts) -

That was quick, wasn't the one last time like 2 months or something

#13 Edited by Jams (2960 posts) -
#14 Posted by Skytylz (4031 posts) -

Vinny is the favourite right? He wins every poll I've ever taken part in so I assume he wins every vote everywhere.

#15 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

@skytylz said:

Vinny is the favourite right? He wins every poll I've ever taken part in so I assume he wins every vote everywhere.

Someone with PhotoShop needs to get on this.

#16 Edited by SirOptimusPrime (1997 posts) -
#17 Edited by jgf (387 posts) -

My guess: I'll be a fairly old white dude.

#18 Posted by Pr1mus (3875 posts) -

No thanks i'm good.

#19 Edited by TyCobb (1966 posts) -

@jgf said:

My guess: I'll be a fairly old white dude.

How will this metamorphosis occur when the pope is announced?

#20 Posted by zudthespud (3281 posts) -

I'm going to take a wild guess that the new pope is an old white dude that doesn't like women, gays and condoms.

#21 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

@nightriff said:

That was quick, wasn't the one last time like 2 months or something

The last election of the Pope was pretty quick, like a couple of days.

#22 Posted by jdh5153 (1034 posts) -

The winner!

#23 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@jdh5153 said:

The winner!

Are those babies going to pour holy Gatorade on the new Pope, or is something else going on?

#24 Posted by CitizenKane (10506 posts) -

@morbid_coffee said:

It's super unlikely, but if it turns out to be Pope Dolan, New York is gonna flip it's shit for the next 24 hours.

Considering Pope John Paul II was the first non-Italian Pope in almost 500 years, I don't think we'll see an American Pope for a while.

#25 Posted by Nictel (2412 posts) -

@skytylz said:

Vinny is the favourite right? He wins every poll I've ever taken part in so I assume he wins every vote everywhere.

#26 Posted by jgf (387 posts) -

@tycobb said:

@jgf said:

My guess: I'll be a fairly old white dude.

How will this metamorphosis occur when the pope is announced?

Erm, I meant to say... Whatever, nevermind :D

#27 Edited by Ennosuke (59 posts) -

I am pretty sure it will be Gandalf!

#28 Posted by Bourbon_Warrior (4523 posts) -

Look at all those sheep

#29 Posted by TurboMan (7511 posts) -
#30 Edited by AlexanderSheen (4977 posts) -

@dallas_raines said:

SPOILERS: He's probably okay with child rape.

It's actually a part of the Pope's contract.

#31 Posted by jdh5153 (1034 posts) -
#32 Posted by Sweep (8845 posts) -

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#33 Edited by Jeust (10556 posts) -

Hopefully it's Peter the Roman.

Peter the Roman, who will pasture his sheep in many tribulations, and when these things are finished, the city of seven hills [i.e. Rome] will be destroyed, and the dreadful judge will judge his people. The End.

#34 Edited by Daveyo520 (6686 posts) -

Pope Frank

#35 Edited by Morbid_Coffee (955 posts) -

Is there anything you don't hate, Pope Francis?

"I don't hate vests."

#36 Posted by super_machine (1930 posts) -

Breaking news. Angry looking old man chosen.

#37 Posted by Funkydupe (3311 posts) -

Argentinian Pope. Ding Level-up!

#38 Posted by phuzzybunny (172 posts) -

I've been following this even though I'm not religious whatsoever. The whole pomp and circumstance and tradition just fascinates me.

#39 Posted by Jimbo (9804 posts) -

I bet it's John Paul II again, he was well good at it.

#40 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

They should let Dennis Rodman stand on the balcony with the Pope.

#41 Posted by Codeacious (960 posts) -

@jimbo said:

I bet it's John Paul II again, he was well good at it.

He's dead, Jim.

#42 Posted by Wacomole (818 posts) -

@jimbo said:

I bet it's John Paul II again, he was well good at it.

In honour of John Paul, they elected cardinal George Ringo (ish)

#43 Posted by ShockD (2401 posts) -

It smells like pope in here.

#44 Posted by Jimbo (9804 posts) -

@jimbo said:

I bet it's John Paul II again, he was well good at it.

He's dead, Jim.

They said that about Jesus.

#45 Edited by Jimbo (9804 posts) -

@moleyuk said:

@jimbo said:

I bet it's John Paul II again, he was well good at it.

In honour of John Paul, they elected cardinal George Ringo (ish)

Haha, close enough.

#46 Posted by dr_mantas (1843 posts) -

So this one's the Anti-christ, right? Year 2013, 13th day. Wednesday. All the signs point to it.

#47 Posted by SathingtonWaltz (2053 posts) -

@canteu said:

Hopefully it's the pro-abortion, pro-contraception, pro-gay marriage pope this time.

Wouldn't require that the Church stop being the church?

#48 Edited by Funkydupe (3311 posts) -

They stopped doing Crusades a long time ago apparently, I guess they got bored.

#49 Edited by Animasta (14675 posts) -

@canteu said:

Hopefully it's the pro-abortion, pro-contraception, pro-gay marriage pope this time.

Wouldn't require that the Church stop being the church?

latest polls show North American Catholics support gay marriage at least.

#50 Posted by Dellago (4 posts) -

Another useless old man who will do nothing of value and be loved by millions for it.