The official "Worst song you've ever heard" thread.

Little social experiment here. I came across this Nicki Minaj video today (my 14 year old nephew thinks it's the "booooommmmbbbb") - which made me appreciate that there is just so much bad music out there. What's the worst track you've ever heard?

Anything by Brokencyde

Why do all the video hoes look like they have down syndrome? Doesn't this sound like that song from Krey Shawn?

@CL60 said:

Anything by Brokencyde

You clearly haven't heard Stupid Hoe.

@Stepside: I was going to say "Hey have you guys seen the latest Nicki Minaj smash hit?" But looks like you already did that. Stupid Ho is pretty bad too.

Beez in the Trap is not a great song but if it's the worst song you've heard then you obviously haven't heard many, even Nicki Minaj has worse songs, such as the awful "Stupid Hoe". Also Nicki can be pretty sick, her verse on Monster was awesome. Anyway in terms of music I can't stand Chris Kents was pretty spot on, Brokencyde are awful.

I have nothing to add. This speaks for itself:

@EuanDewar: Nah, it's not the worst track I've heard, just very close to it. There's some scream-o and southern rap garbage that tops this.

I hate Lana Del Rey. She's a complete joke, but I'm pretty sure people actually like her.

surprised this hasn't appeared yet. i hate you for making this thread cus you reminded me of this crap

@BrockNRolla said:

I hate Lana Del Rey. She's a complete joke, but I'm pretty sure people actually like her.

Wow that is pretty awful.

@kermoosh: That is the best song, that is why.

Green Day and/or Sheryl Crow's entire catalog.

Oh boy another topic to shit on pop music.

Fuck you, Dumbledore

@BrockNRolla: Her SNL performance was not good, very stilted & awkward. I'm one of the few who'll champion her album- I think like 6 of the songs on there are excellent, even if the rest of the album is hit-or-miss.

I'm gonna bow out of this since Brokencyde was already mentioned.

@kermoosh: that song is amazing you crazy

Worst song...man...OH! I know...

Shaq's rap album is the only CD I've ever taken out into my driveway, covered in lighter fuel and burned. It's so god damn terrible. SOOOOOOOOOOOO terrible.

I was gonna say Nicki Minaj as well, though it would've been Stupid Hoe as it's the only one I've heard.
 
And boy do I regret hearing it.

@Quarters: the fuck you just say about sheryl crow? are you allergic to the sounds of the 90s?

@Animasta: There are no words.

AnythIng by ICP

@Animasta said:

@kermoosh: that song is amazing you crazy

Yup, that's pretty much it.

There's no way in hell I can top that, but this is what came to mind when I saw the thread title:

Magic, right?

@Animasta said:

Looks like you found the new TNT music theme.

Yep.

I was actually listening to the song in the original post just fine until the rapping started.

What's unfortunate about Nicki Minaj is that she seems like she could've been the new Lil Kim or just a new good female rapper, but look how that turned out. That song sucked and I almost laughed when the guy started ''rapping''.

@Elazul said:

@Animasta said:

@kermoosh: that song is amazing you crazy

Yup, that's pretty much it.

There's no way in hell I can top that, but this is what came to mind when I saw the thread title:

Magic, right?

what the fuck?

@Nottle said:

@Animasta said:

Looks like you found the new TNT music theme.

Holy fuck! Kill it with fire! NOW!

Terrible

@Stepside: BAGGRIMRAMEMBAHDOEZ BLOQROGGIN' BEADS!!!!

Timmy T's "One More Try"

Freakin' hate that song so bad. That Titanic song is ass too. Lana Del Rey creeps me out. Something about her face ain't right.

Why does the internet need another thread like this? Why? D:

Truly a miracle of God.

Much of what YMCMB label puts out.

@IBurningStar said:

[VIDEO]

Finish this. I fucking dare you. I fucking dare you to attempt to listen to all of this. You can't do it. If by some miracle you actually do find a way you won't want to live any more.

This thread is gold.

@kermoosh said:

surprised this hasn't appeared yet. i hate you for making this thread cus you reminded me of this crap

OMG FRONT SEAT BACK SEAT I CAN'T DECIDE ALSDFJ;ALSJDFASWHYARE15YEAROLDSDRIVINGNICECARSODIJOXZJCVLKNASLEKGNALNV;OIHCXBNALNDSKLAC1!!!!!!!!!!!!

@IBurningStar said:

Finish this. I fucking dare you. I fucking dare you to attempt to listen to all of this. You can't do it. If by some miracle you actually do find a way you won't want to live any more.

That's like some Tim and Eric Awesome Show shit, right? That can't be real.

Im not sure on the worst overall but I am positive that it is one of the many horrible fad sons that sweep these forums from time to time.

I can like most of these songs just because they're so incredibly bad. But Nicki Minaj probably has the worst voice I've ever heard. I know she's popular but I find no redeeming quality about her.

  

  Finish this. I fucking dare you. I fucking dare you to attempt to listen to all of this. You can't do it. If by some miracle you actually do find a way you won't want to live any more.

This is by far the worst song I've ever heard.

anything by avenged sevenfold, bullet for my valentine, nickelback, and everything MTV promotes. this, however, is fucking awful. words cannot describe it!

When I first heard this I thought it was a joke. Fisher Price drum sounds, FOUR NOTES that sound like they are being played on a iPhone app, and the lyric, ONE SHITTY LYRIC! It makes me weep that in thirty years we've gone from "Don't push me cos I'm close to the edge, I'm trying not to lose my head" to this:

You're all wrong.