"You guys are crazy, why don't you go eat some pop rocks or mint flavored Mentos while you're at it?"Pop Rocks don't do anything, and only the matte-surfaced Mentos work. = P MYTH BUUUUUSTED!!!
The Officially Official Coke Challenge Thread of Officialness
Anyways, so I bring the Giant Bomb sad news. = * (
So Wednesday, I started working on my chug. I had been practicing with Amps (since it's what I drink when I wake up), and I got the time down to an average of about 8.5 seconds for a Tall Boy. I headed over to my parents with the video camera in tow, and chugged 4 or 5 Cokes before turning the camera on. My lowest time was down to 6.7 seconds.
Then we turned the camera on...
...and it sounded something like this:
EEEHHHHHHHHAARRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRTHELK:RRRRRRRRRRRRRR
After building up this whole thing about my video being epic, I have no video. None of my friends have a working camcorder, and I don't have the money to go get mine fixed. Therefore, my video is "EPIC FAIL" instead.
The plan for my video was simple:
I was going to chug a 12 oz. can of Coca-Cola Classic in less than 8 seconds...
...and then chug his other 11 friends in under a minute.
= ( Saddest day possible...sorry for the disappointment, guys.
"ZombiePie said:Nice excuse, everyone out there has SOME mode of filming video, however, web cams are like 20 bucks."You guys are crazy, why don't you go eat some pop rocks or mint flavored Mentos while you're at it?"Pop Rocks don't do anything, and only the matte-surfaced Mentos work. = P MYTH BUUUUUSTED!!!Anyways, so I bring the Giant Bomb sad news. = * (So Wednesday, I started working on my chug. I had been practicing with Amps (since it's what I drink when I wake up), and I got the time down to an average of about 8.5 seconds for a Tall Boy. I headed over to my parents with the video camera in tow, and chugged 4 or 5 Cokes before turning the camera on. My lowest time was down to 6.7 seconds.Then we turned the camera on......and it sounded something like this:EEEHHHHHHHHAARRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRTHELK:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAfter building up this whole thing about my video being epic, I have no video. None of my friends have a working camcorder, and I don't have the money to go get mine fixed. Therefore, my video is "EPIC FAIL" instead.The plan for my video was simple:I was going to chug a 12 oz. can of Coca-Cola Classic in less than 8 seconds......and then chug his other 11 friends in under a minute.= ( Saddest day possible...sorry for the disappointment, guys."
"jakob187 said:Wanna bum me 20 bucks? Or a camcorder? Trust me when I say you cannot believe how bummed I am about not getting to showcase this. I was hoping for something fun to do, and instead, I got a broken camcorder. Hell, you think I'm happy about that?!?!?"ZombiePie said:Nice excuse, everyone out there has SOME mode of filming video, however, web cams are like 20 bucks.""You guys are crazy, why don't you go eat some pop rocks or mint flavored Mentos while you're at it?"Pop Rocks don't do anything, and only the matte-surfaced Mentos work. = P MYTH BUUUUUSTED!!!Anyways, so I bring the Giant Bomb sad news. = * (So Wednesday, I started working on my chug. I had been practicing with Amps (since it's what I drink when I wake up), and I got the time down to an average of about 8.5 seconds for a Tall Boy. I headed over to my parents with the video camera in tow, and chugged 4 or 5 Cokes before turning the camera on. My lowest time was down to 6.7 seconds.Then we turned the camera on......and it sounded something like this:EEEHHHHHHHHAARRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRTHELK:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRAfter building up this whole thing about my video being epic, I have no video. None of my friends have a working camcorder, and I don't have the money to go get mine fixed. Therefore, my video is "EPIC FAIL" instead.The plan for my video was simple:I was going to chug a 12 oz. can of Coca-Cola Classic in less than 8 seconds......and then chug his other 11 friends in under a minute.= ( Saddest day possible...sorry for the disappointment, guys."
"TooWalrus said: Wanna bum me 20 bucks? Or a camcorder?"Lol, you could have came up with something more clever, like, my family is in witness protection and I can't show my face on camera. Or I got mugged my jaw is wired shut, so I can't drink coke. Something interesting, at least.
"jakob187 said:Dont be hatin cause a brotha would rather spend 20 bucks on hookers and beer than a stupid camcorder."TooWalrus said: Wanna bum me 20 bucks? Or a camcorder?"Lol, you could have came up with something more clever, like, my family is in witness protection and I can't show my face on camera. Or I got mugged my jaw is wired shut, so I can't drink coke. Something interesting, at least.
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"TooWalrus said:I'd rather spend $20 on a full tank of gas to make sure I can get to work for the week. = /"jakob187 said:Dont be hatin cause a brotha would rather spend 20 bucks on hookers and beer than a stupid camcorder.""TooWalrus said: Wanna bum me 20 bucks? Or a camcorder?"Lol, you could have came up with something more clever, like, my family is in witness protection and I can't show my face on camera. Or I got mugged my jaw is wired shut, so I can't drink coke. Something interesting, at least."
The video will still be coming, just won't be in time for Vinny's video update. I said the video would happen, and it's GOING to happen. I just have to find a way to get it done.
Sorry some of us live in the real world, Walrus. Looks like there's no way I can afford the admission price to this fantasy land of "everyone has a way to record stuff, and webcams are only $20" that you live in. = / More room for you, eh?
It's still going to be the same thing I planned on doing as well: chug a Coke in less than 8 seconds (and hopefully try to recreate my 6.7 second chug), then down the other 11 in less than 1 minute.
That would have been epic my friend, hope to see this done in the future, and I`m not sure you should be chugging all those amp drinks, people die that way : (was going to chug a 12 oz. can of Coca-Cola Classic in less than 8 seconds......and then chug his other 11 friends in under a minute.= ( Saddest day possible...sorry for the disappointment, guys."
"jakob187 said:I nearly passed out because i drank 5 monsters in 1 hour one time. So fucking buzzed one minute then all of a sudden got really weak and had to sit down.That would have been epic my friend, hope to see this done in the future, and I`m not sure you should be chugging all those amp drinks, people die that way : (was going to chug a 12 oz. can of Coca-Cola Classic in less than 8 seconds......and then chug his other 11 friends in under a minute.= ( Saddest day possible...sorry for the disappointment, guys."
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"Bucketdeth said:Gunner needs an intervention."jakob187 said:I nearly passed out because i drank 5 monsters in 1 hour one time. So fucking buzzed one minute then all of a sudden got really weak and had to sit down.That would have been epic my friend, hope to see this done in the future, and I`m not sure you should be chugging all those amp drinks, people die that way : (was going to chug a 12 oz. can of Coca-Cola Classic in less than 8 seconds......and then chug his other 11 friends in under a minute.= ( Saddest day possible...sorry for the disappointment, guys."
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"Bucketdeth said:Wow man, your just asking for a heart attack : P"jakob187 said:I nearly passed out because i drank 5 monsters in 1 hour one time. So fucking buzzed one minute then all of a sudden got really weak and had to sit down.That would have been epic my friend, hope to see this done in the future, and I`m not sure you should be chugging all those amp drinks, people die that way : (was going to chug a 12 oz. can of Coca-Cola Classic in less than 8 seconds......and then chug his other 11 friends in under a minute.= ( Saddest day possible...sorry for the disappointment, guys."
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"jakob187 said:ORLY? Bucket, I'm pretty sure the 2 packs a day that I smoke and my shitty eating habits will do me in faster. Kind of hinging on it! lolThat would have been epic my friend, hope to see this done in the future, and I`m not sure you should be chugging all those amp drinks, people die that way : ("was going to chug a 12 oz. can of Coca-Cola Classic in less than 8 seconds......and then chug his other 11 friends in under a minute.= ( Saddest day possible...sorry for the disappointment, guys."
"Gunner said:It was on a bet, I couldnt have just been like "no"."Bucketdeth said:Gunner needs an intervention."jakob187 said:I nearly passed out because i drank 5 monsters in 1 hour one time. So fucking buzzed one minute then all of a sudden got really weak and had to sit down.That would have been epic my friend, hope to see this done in the future, and I`m not sure you should be chugging all those amp drinks, people die that way : (was going to chug a 12 oz. can of Coca-Cola Classic in less than 8 seconds......and then chug his other 11 friends in under a minute.= ( Saddest day possible...sorry for the disappointment, guys."
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I dont have a problem i swear :/
Sorry some of us live in the real world, Walrus. Looks like there's no way I can afford the admission price to this fantasy land of "everyone has a way to record stuff, and webcams are only $20" that you live in. = / More room for you, eh?Yeah yeah, I work part time for minimum wage, I know all about spending money on stupid shit. Though if there was something I really thought was going to be "epic" and wanted the entire GB community to see, I'd use a little of my cigarette money for a cheap camera. Are smokes free in your fantasy land? If so, I need to move there.
"jakob187 said:Jesus, what bit you in the ass?Sorry some of us live in the real world, Walrus. Looks like there's no way I can afford the admission price to this fantasy land of "everyone has a way to record stuff, and webcams are only $20" that you live in. = / More room for you, eh?Yeah yeah, I work part time for minimum wage, I know all about spending money on stupid shit. Though if there was something I really thought was going to be "epic" and wanted the entire GB community to see, I'd use a little of my cigarette money for a cheap camera. Are smokes free in your fantasy land? If so, I need to move there.
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You would think that all these people who have actually camera's would be able to get coke too, i dont see you bitching at them.
"jakob187 said:LOL If smokes were free, I'd smoke more than 2 packs a day!!! The only thing that keeps me from going beyond that is the fact that I DO have to work. lolSorry some of us live in the real world, Walrus. Looks like there's no way I can afford the admission price to this fantasy land of "everyone has a way to record stuff, and webcams are only $20" that you live in. = / More room for you, eh?Yeah yeah, I work part time for minimum wage, I know all about spending money on stupid shit. Though if there was something I really thought was going to be "epic" and wanted the entire GB community to see, I'd use a little of my cigarette money for a cheap camera. Are smokes free in your fantasy land? If so, I need to move there."
And sir...cigarette money goes to cigarettes, not other stuff.
Jesus, what bit you in the ass?Jesus, what bit you in the ass?! Describe for us your fantasy land, maybe we'll all move there, where arguing with someone on the internet actually gets something accomplished. That sounds fun! Not as fun as lesbian-land, but close.
"Gunner said:wow, dont attack me. I was simply making an observation.Jesus, what bit you in the ass?Jesus, what bit you in the ass?! Describe for us your fantasy land, maybe we'll all move there, where arguing with someone on the internet actually gets something accomplished. That sounds fun! Not as fun as lesbian-land, but close.
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"TooWalrus said:I hate to say it, but Gunner is kind of right. I know I built my video up, and this time, I planned on delivering. Unfortunately, my camcorder didn't seem to believe I should do it. I'm STILL going to do my video, regardless...so don't worry about that. It's not like this is NEVER going to happen. It simply isn't happening when I would LIKE it to happen."Gunner said:wow, dont attack me. I was simply making an observation. "Jesus, what bit you in the ass?Jesus, what bit you in the ass?! Describe for us your fantasy land, maybe we'll all move there, where arguing with someone on the internet actually gets something accomplished. That sounds fun! Not as fun as lesbian-land, but close."
So is the way of life.
However, Gunner brings up a very good observation. You are complaining because my $200 camcorder is no longer in working condition, so I can't get the video...yet people can afford a camcorder and CAN'T get a 12 oz. can of Coca-Cola Classic? I mean, kudos to Player1 and Bucketdeth and everyone else that are chugging away. It's totally rad, I dig it, and whatever...I'm in it for fun more than anything. However, the question and challenge is for Coca-Cola.
So...how about everyone stops the stupid attacks and...HEY...ENJOY SOME COKE CHUGGING?
"Gunner said:Yay! can we all hug and make up now?"TooWalrus said:I hate to say it, but Gunner is kind of right. I know I built my video up, and this time, I planned on delivering. Unfortunately, my camcorder didn't seem to believe I should do it. I'm STILL going to do my video, regardless...so don't worry about that. It's not like this is NEVER going to happen. It simply isn't happening when I would LIKE it to happen."Gunner said:wow, dont attack me. I was simply making an observation. "Jesus, what bit you in the ass?Jesus, what bit you in the ass?! Describe for us your fantasy land, maybe we'll all move there, where arguing with someone on the internet actually gets something accomplished. That sounds fun! Not as fun as lesbian-land, but close."So is the way of life.However, Gunner brings up a very good observation. You are complaining because my $200 camcorder is no longer in working condition, so I can't get the video...yet people can afford a camcorder and CAN'T get a 12 oz. can of Coca-Cola Classic? I mean, kudos to Player1 and Bucketdeth and everyone else that are chugging away. It's totally rad, I dig it, and whatever...I'm in it for fun more than anything. However, the question and challenge is for Coca-Cola.So...how about everyone stops the stupid attacks and...HEY...ENJOY SOME COKE CHUGGING?"
Oh come on : PI mean, kudos to Player1 and Bucketdeth and everyone else that are chugging away. It's totally rad, I dig it, and whatever...I'm in it for fun more than anything. However, the question and challenge is for Coca-Cola.So...how about everyone stops the stupid attacks and...HEY...ENJOY SOME COKE CHUGGING?"
Mountain Dew is pretty much the same thing with a different taste : )
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