Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -

New Guy

 
    
New guy is new to the forums. He says that he's been watching all the Giant Bomb videos and the Endurance Runs since day one, but he's only now made an account. His first blog tells us something to the effect of: "Hey guys, this is my first blog here on Giant Bomb. I don't really have much to write now, but I hope I can post some more blogs in the future and I look forward to being a part of the community here!"  That was his first and last blog post. Oh and I think he reviewed some XBLA game, he gave it three stars, you don't care. 
 

Sad Guy

  
   
Life as he knows it, sucks. There's nothing to look forward to and his past is a scattered collection of painful memories, missed opportunities and regrets. He does what anyone in his position would do, go to a video game forum and share his excruciatingly personal stories with the Giant Bomb forumites. To the outside observer, this would seem utterly pointless and is quite possibly a cry for help. The outside observer is correct. Unfortunately for him, nine times out of ten, instead of being greeted with genuinely useful advice or a kind word, he's met with the next Giant Bomb forum personality... 
 

Cool Story, Bro....Guy 

  
   
He's just clicked on a thread in the forum. He reads the contents of said thread and puts his hand to his chin. Unable to think of anything even remotely worth saying he does what he's always done best. He responds with his favourite three word retort "Cool story, bro". What has he accomplished by doing this? Nothing. It wasn't funny or amusing in the least, no one thinks that he's funny or amusing in the least, and he's wasted everyone's time. He'll do it again though.  
 

I Flagged Your Post Guy


  
  
You've written a post or a blog on the forum which may or may not deserve being flagged. Here comes 'I Flagged Your Post' guy. Not content with simply flagging your post and moving on, for some reason he feels compelled to tell you that he did, usually with a post consisting of one word, "Flagged". What does this accomplish? Absolutely nothing, but he wants to rub your nose in it anyway. He's the oil that keeps the gears of the forums moving. Without him the Giant Bomb forums would grind to a halt and decay into a mess of trolls and racists running amok unopposed. Except that this isn't true, but hey he thinks it is.  
 
  

Not so secretly a girl.

 
   
She just wants to be treated like one of the guys. She doesn't want any special attention and she most certainly does not like the fact that her inbox is filling up with creepy PMs from people she doesn't know. Or at least that's what she says. One has to wonder, if she's getting so much unwanted attention, why doesn't she just change her profile picture? Why did she pick a username like "GurlGamer<3" and why does her picture gallery look like Facebook. It just seems weird that for someone wanting to remain incognito, she sure does preface all her posts with "Well as a girl..." a lot.  
 

Smart girl that blends in with the rest of the community because she's not starved for attention.

  
  
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#1 Edited by HS21 (2682 posts) -

New Guy

 
    
New guy is new to the forums. He says that he's been watching all the Giant Bomb videos and the Endurance Runs since day one, but he's only now made an account. His first blog tells us something to the effect of: "Hey guys, this is my first blog here on Giant Bomb. I don't really have much to write now, but I hope I can post some more blogs in the future and I look forward to being a part of the community here!"  That was his first and last blog post. Oh and I think he reviewed some XBLA game, he gave it three stars, you don't care. 
 

Sad Guy

  
   
Life as he knows it, sucks. There's nothing to look forward to and his past is a scattered collection of painful memories, missed opportunities and regrets. He does what anyone in his position would do, go to a video game forum and share his excruciatingly personal stories with the Giant Bomb forumites. To the outside observer, this would seem utterly pointless and is quite possibly a cry for help. The outside observer is correct. Unfortunately for him, nine times out of ten, instead of being greeted with genuinely useful advice or a kind word, he's met with the next Giant Bomb forum personality... 
 

Cool Story, Bro....Guy 

  
   
He's just clicked on a thread in the forum. He reads the contents of said thread and puts his hand to his chin. Unable to think of anything even remotely worth saying he does what he's always done best. He responds with his favourite three word retort "Cool story, bro". What has he accomplished by doing this? Nothing. It wasn't funny or amusing in the least, no one thinks that he's funny or amusing in the least, and he's wasted everyone's time. He'll do it again though.  
 

I Flagged Your Post Guy


  
  
You've written a post or a blog on the forum which may or may not deserve being flagged. Here comes 'I Flagged Your Post' guy. Not content with simply flagging your post and moving on, for some reason he feels compelled to tell you that he did, usually with a post consisting of one word, "Flagged". What does this accomplish? Absolutely nothing, but he wants to rub your nose in it anyway. He's the oil that keeps the gears of the forums moving. Without him the Giant Bomb forums would grind to a halt and decay into a mess of trolls and racists running amok unopposed. Except that this isn't true, but hey he thinks it is.  
 
  

Not so secretly a girl.

 
   
She just wants to be treated like one of the guys. She doesn't want any special attention and she most certainly does not like the fact that her inbox is filling up with creepy PMs from people she doesn't know. Or at least that's what she says. One has to wonder, if she's getting so much unwanted attention, why doesn't she just change her profile picture? Why did she pick a username like "GurlGamer<3" and why does her picture gallery look like Facebook. It just seems weird that for someone wanting to remain incognito, she sure does preface all her posts with "Well as a girl..." a lot.  
 

Smart girl that blends in with the rest of the community because she's not starved for attention.

  
  
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#2 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -

The last picture reminds me of EXIT.

#3 Posted by vidiot (2737 posts) -

I have no idea where I fit in here... 
Oh, it's part 1?
 
(*grabs popcorn*)
(*waits patiently*)

#4 Edited by Cincaid (2953 posts) -

You forgot the "I Love Anime, And Everyone Who Hates It Are Idiots"-guy and "I Hate Anime, And Everyone Who Loves It Are Idiots"-guy!

#5 Posted by BionicMonster (1032 posts) -

Cool story, Bro :P

#6 Posted by SumDeus (1857 posts) -

Where's the angry 11 year old?

#7 Posted by dudeglove (7687 posts) -
@CrazyChris said:
" You forgot the "I Love Anime, And Everyone Who Doesn't Are Idiots"-guy and "I Hate Anime, And Everyone Who Does Are Idiots"-guy! "
We're only on part 1, don't spoil the sequels!
#8 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@LordXavierBritish:  Surely you know who that is! 
 
@CrazyChris: "Part 1" 
 
@BionicMonster: Someone was bound to do it, I'm glad it was you. 
#9 Posted by vidiot (2737 posts) -
@CrazyChris said:
" You forgot the "I Love Anime, And Everyone Who Doesn't Are Idiots"-guy and "I Hate Anime, And Everyone Who Does Are Idiots"-guy! "
Dude! Did you know JRPGs ARE NOT RPGS?! 
 
I hope I thought of this debate first!
#10 Posted by Cincaid (2953 posts) -

Eek, I'll keep my mouth shut, I always spoil sequels.

#11 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@SumDeus said:
" Where's the angry 11 year old? "
It might be the fifth person on the list, who can say really? 
 
@CrazyChris said:
" Eek, I'll keep my mouth shut, I always spoil sequels. "
CrazyChris: "Everyone dies in the new Final Destination" 
 
HS21: "Dude!"
#12 Posted by Gunner612 (4338 posts) -

Admit it, most of you that clicked on this thread thought your name would get mentioned.

#13 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@Gunner said:
" Admit it, most of you that clicked on this thread thought your name would get mentioned. "
It's not that kind of blog.
#14 Posted by Gunner612 (4338 posts) -
@HS21 said:
" @Gunner said:
" Admit it, most of you that clicked on this thread thought your name would get mentioned. "
It's not that kind of blog. "
Im actually kind of mad that i wasn't on that list. If anyone deserves to be hated, its me!
#15 Posted by ShaunassNZ (2128 posts) -

Where's the asshole HS21 guy? LOL jks.

#16 Posted by Gunner612 (4338 posts) -
@ShaunassNZ said:
" Where's the asshole HS21 guy? LOL jks. "
Hes not an asshole, he is a whole ass.
#17 Posted by ShaunassNZ (2128 posts) -
@Gunner said:
" @ShaunassNZ said:
" Where's the asshole HS21 guy? LOL jks. "
Hes not an asshole, he is a whole ass. "
Is he a.... Shaunass????
#18 Posted by Gunner612 (4338 posts) -
@ShaunassNZ said:
" @Gunner said:
" @ShaunassNZ said:
" Where's the asshole HS21 guy? LOL jks. "
Hes not an asshole, he is a whole ass. "
Is he a.... Shaunass???? "
give him 10 bucks and he can be any kinds of ass you want him to be...
#19 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@ShaunassNZ said:
" Where's the asshole HS21 guy? LOL jks. "
Saving it for the end. Seriously, chill with the spoilers guys. I had to split this up because it was getting too long. 
#20 Posted by LordXavierBritish (6320 posts) -
@HS21: Is one of the categories going to be "What if Jeff and Ryan got diabetes? D:"
#21 Edited by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@LordXavierBritish said:

" @HS21: Is one of the categories going to be "What if Jeff and Ryan got diabetes? D:" "

Change "What if" to "When". That goes for everyone in the Whiskey Media offices actually. I saw that box of Twinkies.  
#22 Edited by face15 (1274 posts) -

This is a pretty excellent list. 
@HS21: You just followed me. Tell me why. NOW!

#23 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
#24 Posted by PixieNinja (172 posts) -

I figured The Troll would be at the top of part 1...
#25 Posted by I_love_Eva_Braun (481 posts) -

Don't forget about people who make stupid threads

#26 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3482 posts) -

I approve of this thread......but I flagged you any way ;)

#27 Posted by Jadeskye (4366 posts) -

#28 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@PixieNinja said:
" I figured The Troll would be at the top of part 1... "
You wanna see some high class trolling? He's an expert. 
 
@I_love_Eva_Braun: They won't let me forget. 
 
@mylifeforAiur said:
" I approve of this thread......but I flagged you any way ;) "
What you did there? I saw it. 
#29 Posted by pepsicolagirl (163 posts) -
@HS21 said:   
'... and why does her picture gallery look like Facebook. ' 
lol
#30 Posted by natetodamax (19170 posts) -

You neglected to mention the "anime is for jerks" people, also known as Jeff Gerstmann suck ups.

#31 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3683 posts) -

I guess I'm the flagged guy. But I stopped doing that now and just flag  all silent like because of the new rule.. So in part 2 if you have wanna be Mod that will be me.

#32 Posted by Red12b (9075 posts) -

just fucken bravo,  
 
@Jadesky 
... 
 
 
... 
 
 
... 
 
 
ffs
#33 Posted by Cincaid (2953 posts) -
@natetodamax:  You missed my post on the first page!
#34 Posted by natetodamax (19170 posts) -
@CrazyChris said:
" @natetodamax:  You missed my post on the first page! "
Oh, I was just reiterating.
#35 Posted by Daveyo520 (6652 posts) -
@HS21: Which guy am I HS21?
#36 Posted by Sweep (8817 posts) -

Well, as a girl, I think there are some threads that deserve to be flagged and the OP needs to be told to fuck off. He needs to feel bad because he (or she) is the source of so much ill-feeling and resentment towards the rest of the forums. But I know that typing "Flagged" is just bumping the thread back up to the top: That's why I made this handy poster: 
 


 So yeah, I guess i'm that cunt in number #4. But i'm ok with that.
Moderator
#37 Edited by Daveyo520 (6652 posts) -

P.S. You're funny again. I can't wait for Symph to read this.

#38 Edited by DoctorOptimist (502 posts) -

The people who make up gametrailers.com's forums: 
 

  • Trolls
  • Fanboys (Mainly PC and Sony fanboys)
  • Idiots
  • Trolls who don't realize they're trolls
  • A**holes
  • Juvenile Delinquents
  • Extremely unfunny users who "try" to be funny
  • Racial stereo-sypes
  • And again, total f***ing a**holes
#39 Posted by Berezov (504 posts) -

I'm the cool story bro guy! I'm so proud. 

#40 Posted by mrfizzy (1519 posts) -

this is freakishly accurate. 

#41 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@Hockeymask27 said:
" I guess I'm the flagged guy. But I stopped doing that now and just flag  all silent like because of the new rule.. So in part 2 if you have wanna be Mod that will be me. "
Haha perfect. I'll use your avatar as the picture then.  
  
@Daveyo520 said:
" @HS21: Which guy am I HS21? "
Not touching that.  
 
@Sweep: Bravo. Luchadeer can motivate me to do anything. 
#42 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -

Good thing you used pictures, I've read this a thousand times before! xD
Good to see you active on the forums with these topics tho^^

#43 Posted by Dantekiller (206 posts) -

duder its   carmen sandiego do i win 

#44 Posted by Daveyo520 (6652 posts) -
@HS21: Awwwwww  :(
Cool Starry Bra
#45 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@TaliciaDragonsong: And thanks to you, I don't even have to leave Giant Bomb to get my redheads fix. 
 
@Dantekiller: You are winner! I was starting to feel so alone.
#46 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -
@HS21: 
You're quite welcome!
#47 Posted by Dantekiller (206 posts) -
@HS21: Yes yes yes I win muhahahahaha
#48 Posted by JeffEater (71 posts) -

Flagged ;D
 
Just kidding,awesome blog duder :D!

#49 Posted by JeffEater (71 posts) -
@Sweep: YOU ARE A GIRL?!
 
 
O.o
#50 Posted by HS21 (2682 posts) -
@JeffEater: Much obliged broheim. 
 
@JeffEater said:
" @Sweep: YOU ARE A GIRL?!   O.o "
Perfect.