@oldirtybearon said:
@thabigred said:
Face it, you wanted to hate this film before you saw it and you're not a true fan of the series. Because if you were you'd understand looking at this shit too closely is a fools errand. Much like the original films it raised more questions than answers and Ridley Scott knows my creativity is more powerful than anything he or any other director can create.
Fuck off saying I just like bad movies you condescending prick. Go watch some actually bad films before coming back to me with some bullshit response like this.
You can't refute any of the points I made so you acquiesce to your baser, immature instinct and attack me personally. You're a real charmer, aren't you?
I'm not interested in measuring my film-peen with you. I'm not interested in running down a list of my favourite movies in some weird attempt to "prove" my credibility. If you want to plug your ears and stomp your feet because I dared to tell you the truth about Prometheus (that it's bad) then fine, by all means.
But be quiet, the adults are talking.
But I did refute your points quite adequately and also, you attacked me personally first! If your argument that Prometheus doesn't hold up on the reasons you gave I present to you those original films did it the same. So either you like the series or you don't. Stop being condescending about your opinion, it's no more valid than my own.
Saying "You like Prometheus? Maybe you just like bad movies" is leagues away from "Fuck off you condescending prick who was never a TRUE FAN because you have issues with plot holes!"
And the original film and its sequels did have plot holes. I never denied that. I said in my lengthy write up for @snail that I don't mind when a writer fudges a bit to make the plot work. The plot holes in Prometheus were just egregious, however, and for me the biggest crime isn't even the plot holes, it's the utter lack of a resolution to anything the film establishes or brings up.
"The Space Jockey is going to attack Earth!" well, how do you know? "I don't know, it just is! I guess!" Okay better ram my ship into it.
And that doesn't even call attention to the utter stupidity of Charlize Theron's character, who doesn't understand that you run to the side of a giant rolling croissant that is trying to squish you. I actually laughed out loud at that scene. It wasn't intense or scary, it was a goddamn pastry trying to kill people.
The third act of Prometheus is an utter mess where shit happens just because. There's no pay off to the questions the film raises, there's not even a hint as to what any of it all meant or why any of it happened in the first place. Prometheus, at its heart is a simple story just like Alien, but the writer (or Ridley) got wrapped up in symbolism and raising questions that they forgot to answer any of them. Sounds like Lost, doesn't it?
And finally, and this might be the worst of the lot, I absolutely loathe what they did in regards to the Xenomorphs' origins. Not only does it destroy all the mystique around those truly alien motherfuckers, but it also doesn't even work in the context of a prequel to Alien. The crashed croissant on LV-426 has Xeno eggs, fully evolved and one of them attaches to Kane. How exactly does that ship and its cargo exist having crash landed on LV-426 2,000 years before the start of Alien? How is it these Xenomorphs only came about because of some bullshit a hundred years before the first film and yet there they are on an ancient ship that's thousands of years old? How come no one thought this through?
And that's it, isn't it? Nobody thought it through. Nobody went back to Alien and ALIENS and shit even Alien 3 to figure out a way to tell their insipid tale of God while also remaining true to the history and lore of the series. Instead they just cocked it up. Just because. To me, those are just some of the reasons why Prometheus is a bad movie. No resolution, disrespectful of the source material, and plot holes that gape wider and deeper than a porn star. And yet you tell me I couldn't be a true fan for not liking this?
And one last point, not all opinions are created equal. Their gravitas is given credence based on merit and sound reasoning. You're saying you like Prometheus because it's a good movie, and that's all anyone has said in this thread. Nobody wants to engage in a discussion on how it is a good movie, they just hand wave that it is and leave it at that.
I'm sorry, but that's not good enough for me, and just leads me to believe that you like bad movies.
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