The Quest to Eat an Entire Large Pizza

I'll be impressed when someone does this with a Giordano's, Uno's, or any other Chicago deep dish pizza.

If you don't have a Chicago deep dish pizza place by you, you can simulate it by throwing a block of cheese in the oven and then eating it.

@ZombiePie: I want to see this done with a large from Celestinos.

Man back in my training days... i remember ordering an extra large one and a medium one. like 1hour later I was asking my neighbors at pizza hut if they were going to finish theirs :P.

Not pizza, but I ate 4 Big Macs in one sitting. I didn't eat the next day.

@BraveToaster said:

@JJWeatherman said:

" Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza. "

There was a time when Little Caesars was good, but that was so long ago.

I just started ordering Little Caesar's and I think they are awesome. What's wrong with them?

I struggle to finish a regular.

I just got one of those a few days ago. Knocked it out in two days ish without trying. Maybe I should take the challenge. 

I eat close to a full large pizza every Friday or Saturday (probably six slices). This is not much of an achievement lol.

I weigh 135 pounds, and I ate an entire large pizza. it was thin crust though.

I ate a whole 16 inch pizza by myself once. The following 48 hours were rough.

I can eat a whole 14 inch without excessive effort, but half is usually enough to satisfy my appetite.

@ccampb89 said:

@BraveToaster said:

@JJWeatherman said:

" Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza. "

There was a time when Little Caesars was good, but that was so long ago.

I just started ordering Little Caesar's and I think they are awesome. What's wrong with them?

It really depends on the store. I live within a 15 minute drive of two little caesers and the difference in quality control is remarkable. It will never be the best, but it actual can be pretty good when the guy making the pizza actually cares about his job.

@JJWeatherman said:

Good lord, Little Caesars is the worst. I just had Round Table. Now that's a pizza.

Oh man, Round Table is the best! I moved back to Phoenix about 8 months ago and haven't had it since. Moving back to Oregon in 3 weeks though so it will be mine soon enough.

So if you wanted to know I totally did this...again...today. 

@ZombiePie said:

So if you wanted to know I totally did this...again...today.

Do you feel any better than after the previous attempt?

I'm guessing no.

@Hailinel said:

@ZombiePie said:

So if you wanted to know I totally did this...again...today.

Do you feel any better than after the previous attempt?

I'm guessing no.

Not gonna lie...it was totally easier this time. Which doesn't make sense because I haven't gained any weight since the original posting of this blog. I'm still (unsurprisingly) still 5'9'' and 120-"ish" pounds

I saw one of their commercials for the first time, so I take it they moved into my neighborhood. I might have to check it out. Also, this challenge sounds like a terrible idea once, much less a second time. I assume you don't do it very often though.

@ZombiePie said:

So if you wanted to know I totally did this...again...today.

You must hate yourself.

@ZombiePie said:

Not gonna lie...it was totally easier this time. Which doesn't make sense because I haven't gained any weight since the original posting of this blog.

You don't have to be fat to be used to eating a whole pizza. I'm only 140 pounds, and I have no trouble shoveling an entire pizza down my throat.

@ZombiePie said:

@Hailinel said:

@ZombiePie said:

So if you wanted to know I totally did this...again...today.

Do you feel any better than after the previous attempt?

I'm guessing no.

Not gonna lie...it was totally easier this time. Which doesn't make sense because I haven't gained any weight since the original posting of this blog. I'm still (unsurprisingly) still 5'9'' and 120-"ish" pounds

Well, I'll be darned.

@ZombiePie: What kind of pizza? If it's from Little Caesar's, you must really fucking hate yourself.

Achievement Unlocked - "Pwn the Toilet"

@selbie said:

Achievement Unlocked - "Pwn the Toilet"

More like "Achievement Unlocked - 'Double Diameter Butthole'".

@zombiepie

Wait pizza is taxable where you live?

That is just wrong man.

p.s. I just ate 1.5 Large Little Caesar's pizzas.

I feel like shit that I can do that without a 2nd thought. I wouldn't want to eat it all in an hour, but I have the ability to. I'm not a huge guy or anything, but I can throw down on a whole pizza. Especially a Little Caesars sized large.

Back in high school, I would skip school a lot. We used to get one of these each on Tuesdays when we'd drive around (back then $5 "Hot-N-Ready" was only available on Tues). You almost have to eat a Little Caesars pizza in an hour, much longer after that it gets hella hard.

Could I possibly eat an entire Little Caesar's large pizza? Yes, but not in one hour. I'd probably eat half of it, or a little over half, in one sitting, and then come back a few hours later, re-heat it, and then finish it off.

I never eat quite that much, though. I certainly eat at least half of it, but not the whole thing.

Is Little Caesar's good pizza? It's all right at best. But as long as I can walk in without calling and get a large pizza for $5 with minimal waiting, then it has a pretty good reason to exist.

We used to run 4-6 miles a day in the first two years of college, and at least once a month one of those runs would end with us getting one of those pizzas for two of us and consuming it all extremely quickly then passing out.

If you're going to eat an entire pizza at least treat yourself to something better than Little Caesar's.

What a coincidence, I totally almost did that tonight. I had like half each of 2 large Dominos pizzas. I'm pretty thin but I can eat a ton.

I tried to drink 2 large fruit smoothies from DQ with my lunch while i was in the food court at a mall. Got one of those BOGO coupons from the mail so i figured i could have one drink for my lunch while have my other drink roaming around the mall. The cashier kinda looked at me funny and told me "Good luck" while i was thinking "Fuck your luck, you think i'm a lightweight?" (Actually I weight around 140 lb so yea if that what she was thinking then I definitely fit the bill.).

Anyway as i was halfway eating my lunch i got from a Cajun joint, i was one quarter done from my first drink so i started drinking more while i was feeling good and haven't hit the wall yet. One or two minutes later I started to shiver realizing even though i could drink more of the smoothie, my body couldn't handle the freezing temperature from my drink. So i kept drinking while trying to fight my bodies lack of warmth.

As I was 3 quarters done with my first drink, my arms and shoulder was shivering and i was clutching my drink like i had cerebral palsy. After I was done with my first drink I decided to go home and drink my other smoothie in privacy. The lesson I learn from this experience was to drink any chilled beverage slowly and don't rush things.

What a weird time for a very old necro as I just got done eating an entire pizza myself. Got a local mom and pop restaurant that makes awesome pizza I get from time to time..Crazy that it was 3.5 years ago. I remember this like it was a few months ago.

It's always the last two slices that stop me from eating a whole large pizza. It's a different story if the pizza is really, really good, though.

This response has a different tone to it then the one you gave on a previous page. Then again that post was like from three years ago. Three years later, I still maintain that Caesars Pizza is fucking terrible.

I can usually eat a full large pizza if I want to and I'm not fat or anything.

Little Caesars, though, might make me feel a little ill.

I solo an entire large pizza approximately bi-weekly. Somehow I've been losing weight over the past few months.

I'm not a man of heft, but I just about have to polish off a large Little Caesar's if I want to feel full (like *full*, not just the normal "quelled hunger"), and I'm not above a couple slices more on top of that. It's rare that I do it, though, as just because I'm not fat, it doesn't mean that's not still monstrously unhealthy.