the stories of the first time you got drunk

The first time I got drunk I was at a friends house and his parents were gone, we grabbed a bottle of something i think it was scotch, but we each grabbed a cup and went to his room. I drank about 1 cup and didn't feel anything and was kind of disappointed, then I drank another still didn't feel anything, then another still didn't feel anything I drank about 4 cups of the stuff and didn't feel a thing.... until it all hit me, I wish someone would have told me it takes a while for alcohol to affect you. But I was so drunk I couldnt walk without falling BUT  we decided to try and walk around the entire neighbourhood. we did it holding hands it was so much fun until i couldnt walk anymore and he had to guide me back to his house, then we passed out. it was so much fun. I bet I almost died.

pardon grammar english is my second language.

I fingered my best friend.

Passing out and almost dying is what you do for fun? What?

Sorry, I don't drink.

Jager.  I don't remember the story. 

" I fingered my best friend. "

First time i got drunk i had 8 shots of 99 black cherry. Went to a party and had fun.

The first time, it was pretty fun. The second time, all I remember is passing out.

First time was at a party freshmen year of high school. I don't remember shit, I do remember waking up butt ass naked outside though. And feeling like the embodiment of death. Good times.

" @HandsomeDead: Let's hope it wasn't a guy. "

" @HandsomeDead said:

" I fingered my best friend. "

dude, that's..... i'm speech less. horrible. i'm sorry for you both. "

@tiwi said:

" @HandsomeDead said:

" I fingered my best friend. "

dude, that's..... i'm speech less. horrible. i'm sorry for you both. "

Why? It's hardly a sex crime. "

Fifteen of us decided to go camping, a mixture of boys & girls, and we all bought a mixture of White Lightning for the lads and Bacardi Breezer's for the lassies. Long story short we pitched tents, started up a fire and the night ended in a dark and blurry turn of events. All I remember is waking up in a tent with my legs from the knee down outside the open tent flap getting soaked by the rain.

I tried to play Megaman X but that damn spiderboss toward the end kept killing me.  I was like "Dude, I DO NOT FUCKING LOSE to this fucking spider, EVER".

As I passed out, I vowed that I wouldn't drink again if it was going to keep me from victory over a robot spider in a videogame ;)

drank a ton of beer. 

" @HandsomeDead said:

@tiwi said:

" @HandsomeDead said:

" I fingered my best friend. "

dude, that's..... i'm speech less. horrible. i'm sorry for you both. "

Why? It's hardly a sex crime. "

no it's the fact that she was your best friend, it must have fucked your relationship some? "

my first time was like last month. i turned 21 i barely drink.  when it's drinking with a friend it seems like a great time. i don't remember some of it. we met up with his friend, blunt ride, came home drank watched tv. we watched some Arnold switzinager movie, watched the end of team america, went to bed.

"Fifteen of us decided to go camping, a mixture of boys & girls, and we all bought a mixture of White Lightning for the lads and Bacardi Breezer's for the lassies. Long story short we pitched tents, started up a fire and the night ended in a dark and blurry turn of events. All I remember is waking up in a tent with my legs from the knee down outside the open tent flap getting soaked by the rain. "

"@T0mF5 said:

" @HandsomeDead: Let's hope it wasn't a guy. "

It wasn't. I never went that far with a guy, but that's a different story for a different time.

@tiwi said:

" @HandsomeDead said:

" I fingered my best friend. "

dude, that's..... i'm speech less. horrible. i'm sorry for you both. "

Why? It's hardly a sex crime."

My story, Hmmm Sambuca black, Jack Daniels, And Johnnie Walker....
Whew. Woke up across the Bay around 100 KMs away from my house, In a very attractive 38Yr old women’s house after having a coffee we ate out. and the relationship continued for three months, She taught me ALOT about what you do in the bedroom.

" @HandsomeDead said:

" @tiwi said:

" @HandsomeDead said:

@tiwi said:

" @HandsomeDead said:

" I fingered my best friend. "

dude, that's..... i'm speech less. horrible. i'm sorry for you both. "

Why? It's hardly a sex crime. "

no it's the fact that she was your best friend, it must have fucked your relationship some? "

So you'd think but it hasn't been so bad since. I feel lke we're edging closer to a 'serious talk' but it definitely wasn't the wreck we both imagined the next morning. "

dude, you finger banged her. woopdeedoo. now, if you two fucked- than that would have messed things up a bit.  "

"Now thats just teasing..."

First time I got drunk I got caught and sobered up in about 30 seconds. Wasn't that much fun, not until I perfected the craft ;-)

"@T0mF5 said:

" @HandsomeDead: Let's hope it wasn't a guy. "

It wasn't. I never went that far with a guy, but that's a different story for a different time.

dude@Red12b said:

" @HandsomeDead said:

"@T0mF5 said:

" @HandsomeDead: Let's hope it wasn't a guy. "

It wasn't. I never went that far with a guy, but that's a different story for a different time.

Now That is just teasing.... "

When I was fifteen I hung out with this kid ONE TIME and we tried this new sort of weed that he had just obtained. A little backstory to this: I knew the kid for a few months, but never spent time with him outside of school. Wanting to seem like a "cool guy", I totally accepted his offer to go to his home in Corona (Queens, New York), and smoke some of the most potent weed available in the area, according to him. After about an hour of being high out of my mind, his sister's boyfriend (wait, it gets better) comes out and hands him a thing of foil, not telling him what is in it. Both his sister and her boyfriend left to go get "baggies" from the local store, and I went down the hall to see what was going on...THERE WAS A SCALE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM WITH A HUGE ASS THING OF COKE ON IT. Anyway, he asked me if I wanted some of the coke in the foil, "Just don't get too crazy with this."  he said. I declined and reluctantly took some shots with him and one of his other friends before leaving. I walked to a bus stop and the next thing I knew I was back in the Bronx and had no fucking idea how I got there.

I never smoked weed (it was my first time) or drank again. Ever.

I got food poisoning on the night I was to meet my WoW guild, and I was staying at my hot guild leaders house. We were playing...a drinking game when...it goes fuzzy.

From what I remembered, I shot projectile vomit alllllllllll over their house, and then passed out on the sofa. And then I woke up and craved some noodles and soba.

It was a weird day.

I didn't.

It was pretty cool.

" @HandsomeDead said:

"@T0mF5 said:

" @HandsomeDead: Let's hope it wasn't a guy. "

It wasn't. I never went that far with a guy, but that's a different story for a different time.

Now That is just teasing.... "

First time was when i was 13, i had 6 beers and was WASTED!!! hahaha

Now im 21 and just have the occasional Corona or red wine maybe once a week :D

Never been drunk. Never intend to. Been lightly buzzed twice though.

Hahaahahaa Dude you have just shot yourself in the foot now, Imagination is a powerful thing hahahaa, You're gonna have to spill the beans now.

although, i probably smoke pot more than i drink. First time i got stoned i raped everyone in a BestGN server for TF2. It was amazing and have never matched it since haha!

"although, i probably smoke pot more than i drink. First time i got stoned i raped everyone in a BestGN server for TF2. It was amazing and have never matched it since haha!"

So you are an enhancement smoker, everything is better on weed.

"Have you played Videogames" 
"Err Yeah"
"Have you played videogames, ON WEED"

the best thing to do while smoking is watch really intense movies like 'no country for old men' or 'into the wild'

I went to a dance club in japan with my pop-star friend Rise.... then shit got weird...

" @HandsomeDead: Let's hope it wasn't a guy. "

Everyone should drink a little red wine every now and then. It actually slows the aging process :D

" @Fallen189: Hahahaa Best. By the way WTF is Soba. "

I turned 21 two weeks ago and I've still never been drunk.

The first time I got drunk I was chillin on the back porch with my friends and I threw up all over that back porch.They had to drag me to the couch in the living room because I couldn't walk, lol.

Ah.  My parents let me drink all my life so it was never something strange and exciting.  Just sips to taste what it was when I was really young and didn't like it anyway.  I remember going to Oban when I was about 9, tasting Scotch and hating it.  My parents would often give me a little money when I was 17 (live in the UK - drinking age is 18) and going to pubs to drink with my friends.  So I don't remember it because it was unremarkable, not because of state-dependant memory.  Sorry to be so boring.