The thread of bearded gentlemen: Let's beard edition

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#1 Posted by Hamst3r (3938 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
BEARD GET!

This thread is an exhibition of beards.
 
If you have a beard, please share a picture of it so we may admire it!
 
Impressive beards that are not your own - such as the windmill beard - are fine to share too, even though I'm sure everyone has seen them a million times already.
 
I shall begin with a showing of my own beard which I plan to grow until I can wrap it around my head. At that point it will be the proper length.

 
I shaved the sides off 9 days ago. The scruff grows back really fast.
#2 Edited by Pazy (2512 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago

I have a small beard that im growing out but sadly no camera to snap it (I barely use the things so dont keep one) but I do have this picture of a dude from the pax panel video, I give you the half beard:


 

#3 Posted by NukeSpoon (530 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago

You are forever in my eyes a goat.

#4 Posted by NoDeath (793 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago

I - like Jeff - lack the ability to grow substantial facial hair. :(

#5 Posted by PeasForFees (2407 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@NukeSpoon said:
" You are forever in my eyes a goat. "
#6 Posted by raidingkvatch (1129 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago

Here's my beard, which doesn't join up properly and has a weird bald patch under my chin. A poor attempt I know, but better than a bare face.

#7 Posted by KamasamaK (2389 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@NoDeath said:
" I - like Jeff - lack the ability to grow substantial facial hair. :( "
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#8 Posted by buzz_clik (6724 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@Hamst3r: Yep, that's a beard alright!
 
Here's me, my beard and my girl all chillin' in France. It's actually not too unruly here (or here), which is surprising as I'm usually too lazy and/or busy to keep it in check. Right now, for instance, I'm pretty beardy. Sometimes, however, I get off my arse and get all Don Johnson with the clippers. Awww yeeeaaahhh.
 

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#9 Posted by jakob187 (20675 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago

 
#10 Posted by Hailinel (18101 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@Pazy said:
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I have a small beard that im growing out but sadly no camera to snap it (I barely use the things so dont keep one) but I do have this picture of a dude from the pax panel video, I give you the half beard:


 
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The picture on the left is flipped, dude.
#11 Posted by Karmum (11468 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@buzz_clik: 
Your picture lacks witty photoshop skills. I foresee a Jeff Gerstmann picture pasted over your girlfriend.
#12 Posted by Lies (3864 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago

 

#13 Edited by buzz_clik (6724 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@Karmum: *laugh* And I predict my girlfriend being forced into a trip to the plastic surgeon as a result.
 
@Lies: My own beard just exploded after looking at that middle pic.
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#14 Posted by Claude (15850 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago

#15 Posted by Pazy (2512 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@Hailinel said:
" @Pazy said:
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I have a small beard that im growing out but sadly no camera to snap it (I barely use the things so dont keep one) but I do have this picture of a dude from the pax panel video, I give you the half beard:


 
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The picture on the left is flipped, dude. "

Thats totally true, I wanted to spend as little a time as possibly in paint and made that mistake lol didnt pick it up until because even though I sort of noticed it was two of the same side of his face It also made sense to me because I was seeing the original picture in mind.

Ah dosent matter now lol

#16 Posted by RHCPfan24 (8608 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@Claude: Hell yeah.
#17 Posted by TheMustacheHero (6654 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago

I do not approve!

#18 Posted by Win (540 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@TheMustacheHero: More of a mustache man yourself?
#19 Posted by Claude (15850 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@Win said:
" @TheMustacheHero: More of a mustache man yourself? "
I bet he doesn't even have one.
#20 Posted by buzz_clik (6724 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@Claude said:
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Yeah, baby! Show that Red Sea who's boss! That some badass biblical beard right there.
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#21 Posted by JJOR64 (18124 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago

#22 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@Lies said:
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I am twelve and wat is this
#23 Posted by c1337us (5751 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago

Damn I shaved my beard off about a week ago or so. If only I had of taken a picture of it before we parted ways. Unfortunately my beard lacks the ability to be trimmed in such a way that it looks groomed and tidy. Usually I get away with it at work if I keep it short but I needed to be extra presentable for an event so I had to sacrifise it. Maybe I'll revisit once its on its way back to its former glory in a few weeks.

#24 Posted by Claude (15850 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@buzz_clik: 
 
Yeah, I can grow a hell of a beard. It's mostly gray now. By the way, I'm playing Tiresias in Oedipus the King. Community theater at it's best. Notice the blind eyes, took me a while to practice that.
#25 Posted by buzz_clik (6724 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@Claude: My beard grows in pretty quick 'n' thick these days, but you're totally rocking the Distinguished College Prof look with your mighty grey growth!
 
Yeah, I was wondering if it was a theatrical thing. And no, the eyes hadn't escaped me, although I'm glad I held back on a zombie reference.
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#26 Posted by Hamst3r (3938 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago

 
Good stuff so far, haha. 

Beard Harder!

#27 Posted by eclipsesis (1240 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@jakob187: Your eyes pierce my very sole 
#28 Edited by jakob187 (20675 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@eclipsesis: I have brown eyes.  I just did a pretty decent Photoshop job on that one.  Here's a more accurate picture: 
 

 
#29 Posted by eclipsesis (1240 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@jakob187: Cool, the image has a very haunting vibe to it.
#30 Posted by Hamst3r (3938 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago

 
Less hair, more beard:
 

Oh my.
#31 Posted by buzz_clik (6724 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@Hamst3r: Gold.
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#32 Posted by CowMuffins (1760 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@Hamst3r said:
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Less hair, more beard:
 

Oh my. "
Creepy.
#33 Posted by End_Boss (3216 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@Hamst3r said:
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Less hair, more beard:
 

Oh my. "
Trim. That. Shit.
#34 Posted by ieatlions (708 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago

im scared.

#35 Posted by Hamst3r (3938 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@End_Boss: NO. Not until after it's grown long enough for me to wrap it around my head.
#36 Posted by Whisperkill (2969 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@clubsandwich:
Ah so the biggest asshole on this site is a goddamn twelve year old? Why am I not surprised. 
 
Anyway, I cant grow a proper beard, I get more hair on my cheeks than my chin, pretty weird.
#37 Posted by Claude (15850 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago

I climbed a mountain and found Hamst3r. He found me unworthy and kicked my ass back down.

#38 Posted by Dr_Feelgood38 (1550 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@Whisperkill: Incorrect (Possibly NSFW)
 
I don't have a beard anymore since school started. It was never crazy enough to compete with any of you guys anyway so it doesn't matter.
#39 Posted by Coltonio7 (3155 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago

 FULL BEARD
#40 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@Claude said:
" I climbed a mountain and found Hamst3r. He found me unworthy and kicked my ass back down. "
Hilarious.
#41 Posted by buzz_clik (6724 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
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#42 Posted by Sweep (8106 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@buzz_clik said:

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Snakes on a plane, Buzz_Clik is a real person!! He has legs and EVERYTHING?!?
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#43 Posted by buzz_clik (6724 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@Sweep: I know, crazy huh? What's even crazier is I used to have 3 legs, but one fell off.
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#44 Posted by JeffGoldblum (3596 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@jakob187 said:
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Wow! you have to be really cool to post pictures of yourself smoking on the internet.
Oh, did I say cool? I meant trashy.
#45 Posted by Coltonio7 (3155 posts) - 3 years, 8 months ago
@buzz_clik said:
" @Hamst3r: Yep, that's a beard alright!
 
Here's me, my beard and my girl all chillin' in France. It's actually not too unruly here (or here), which is surprising as I'm usually too lazy and/or busy to keep it in check. Right now, for instance, I'm pretty beardy. Sometimes, however, I get off my arse and get all Don Johnson with the clippers. Awww yeeeaaahhh.
 

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Buzz is hooooot
#46 Posted by Broitman (151 posts) - 3 years, 6 months ago
@Pazy said:
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I have a small beard that im growing out but sadly no camera to snap it (I barely use the things so dont keep one) but I do have this picture of a dude from the pax panel video, I give you the half beard:



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Halfbeard here, I just found this while flipping around and this is by far the best picture of my appearance I have found. I love how shocked I look on the right side photo like someone's about to steal my swag or something. Anyways kudos you win my nonexistent contest.
#47 Posted by Red12b (8817 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago
@Hamst3r:  
Bringing this back motherfucker! 
 
with stubble...but well groomed stubble!  
    
 
 
And it's only because if I grow it out I look like an unconvincing redviking man. 
#48 Edited by Fontan (318 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

My puny goatee pales in comparison to some of these biblically epic beards in here.  
 
I'll try taking a pic after work, anyway, to post here.

#49 Posted by FlyingRat (1444 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

Behold my facial hair:


I don't know if it's enough to warrant the name "beard", but hey, there you go.
#50 Posted by Claude (15850 posts) - 2 years, 8 months ago

I think I posted this before, but this was earlier this year.
 

 Bushy

I've shaved it since, for the summer, but it's growing back now. Fucking shit is getting white as hell.
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