Posted by TheNemesis274 (12 posts) -

1. Thou shalt play single player before multiplayer! 
 
2. Thou shall not leave a match while it's going on! 
 
3. Thou shall not put t-bag on someone unless thou knoweth that you will not get killed after no less than 6 seconds! 
 
4. Thou must always be open-minded to other genres! 
 
5. Thou shall level grind in RPGs
 
6. Thou must not bitch about game because it's too hard! 
 
7. Thou shall not utter slurs of racism, nor insults of one's sexuality! 
 
8. Thou must think before you charge! 
 
9. Thou must not rely on spam to much! 
 
10. Thou must know how to throw a fireball! 
 
11. Thou must gain all achievments/trophies! 
 
12. Thou shall not grief! 
 
13. Thou must love your fellow gamer, regardless of what gender they are, coz they are your comrades! 
 
14. Thou must appreciate the old games as much as the new! 
 
15. Thou must learn secrets of game 
 
16. Thou must not use cheats unless you are a girly man! 
 
17. Thou must aim for the leaderboards! 
 
18.  Thou shall eat nutritious foods while gaming 
 
19. Thou must respect other gamer's preferences and not say "insert console here" haz no gaemz 
 
20. Thou shall exercise before, and after gaming! 

#1 Posted by TheNemesis274 (12 posts) -

1. Thou shalt play single player before multiplayer! 
 
2. Thou shall not leave a match while it's going on! 
 
3. Thou shall not put t-bag on someone unless thou knoweth that you will not get killed after no less than 6 seconds! 
 
4. Thou must always be open-minded to other genres! 
 
5. Thou shall level grind in RPGs
 
6. Thou must not bitch about game because it's too hard! 
 
7. Thou shall not utter slurs of racism, nor insults of one's sexuality! 
 
8. Thou must think before you charge! 
 
9. Thou must not rely on spam to much! 
 
10. Thou must know how to throw a fireball! 
 
11. Thou must gain all achievments/trophies! 
 
12. Thou shall not grief! 
 
13. Thou must love your fellow gamer, regardless of what gender they are, coz they are your comrades! 
 
14. Thou must appreciate the old games as much as the new! 
 
15. Thou must learn secrets of game 
 
16. Thou must not use cheats unless you are a girly man! 
 
17. Thou must aim for the leaderboards! 
 
18.  Thou shall eat nutritious foods while gaming 
 
19. Thou must respect other gamer's preferences and not say "insert console here" haz no gaemz 
 
20. Thou shall exercise before, and after gaming! 

#2 Posted by Interfect (976 posts) -

Pretty good stuff. You come up with all this? It's funny. I got one
 
21 Thou shall go to gamestop to get back preorder money for Duke Nukem Forever.

#3 Edited by Geno (6477 posts) -
@TheNemesis274 said:

 8. Thou must think before you charge!

Not in BFBC2 Rush ^.^
#4 Posted by armaan8014 (5319 posts) -

18.  Thou shall eat nutritious foods while gaming 
that was funny

#5 Posted by Tennmuerti (7957 posts) -
@TheNemesis274: 
1. What if the singleplayer sucks ass and multiplayer is awesome and most of the games value comes from multiplayer?
2. I had to take a shit or go to sleep, deal with it.
3. No time to teabag, too many noobs to kill.
4. Fuck that, if i hate banana flavor ice cream why should I be open minded about it, it just sucks to me.
5. Only weaklings or munchkins grind in RPGs. Real men can survive on the bare minimum.
6. When you die for a 100th time to a fight in a games tutorial you can bitch all you want.
7. If you can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen.
8. Charging is never a bad thing, less time for the other guy to think.
9. Fair game. If you can't beat them join them. Fight spam with spam.
10. Fireballs are an over rated cliche.
11. If you are a whore.
12. Griefing is another persons way of telling you to GTFO.
13. There are no girls on the internet only G.I.R.L.s
14.  Old games are for old people.
15.  I don't have the time to look under every rock for 100 dildos sorry it's just not fun.
16.  Cheats are allowed after game completion in order to extend fun if wanted.
17.  Leader boards are for people with low self esteem.
18.  Pizza.
19.  Some platforms are superior to others, take off your pink glasses and deal with reality.
20. Only your palms and fingers should always remain strong, that is why masturbation is enough.
 
All point's are invalid.
#6 Posted by JasonDaPsycho (429 posts) -

Cheats are fine as long as you don't use them online.
Video games are meant for fun, and some may find it more fun when playing with cheat codes.