1. Thou shalt play single player before multiplayer!
2. Thou shall not leave a match while it's going on!
3. Thou shall not put t-bag on someone unless thou knoweth that you will not get killed after no less than 6 seconds!
4. Thou must always be open-minded to other genres!
5. Thou shall level grind in RPGs
6. Thou must not bitch about game because it's too hard!
7. Thou shall not utter slurs of racism, nor insults of one's sexuality!
8. Thou must think before you charge!
9. Thou must not rely on spam to much!
10. Thou must know how to throw a fireball!
11. Thou must gain all achievments/trophies!
12. Thou shall not grief!
13. Thou must love your fellow gamer, regardless of what gender they are, coz they are your comrades!
14. Thou must appreciate the old games as much as the new!
15. Thou must learn secrets of game
16. Thou must not use cheats unless you are a girly man!
17. Thou must aim for the leaderboards!
18. Thou shall eat nutritious foods while gaming
19. Thou must respect other gamer's preferences and not say "insert console here" haz no gaemz
20. Thou shall exercise before, and after gaming!
The Twenty Commandments of Gaming
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