Right now I've got one of them poops of the unflushable kind floating in my toilet bowl. Every once in a while my butt produces marvels of poop-engineering. Size consistency structural integrity - indestructible maverick poop.
The more I shape up, the more frequently I find a super poop after conclusion of my daily 'business sitting'. Anyways - before I stoop to crushing this marvel with a toilet brush, which is nasty business - I'm marinating the turd in toilet cleaner, hoping it dissolves and becomes flushable yet again.
Any of you super poopers got any advanced tips to force the turd down the drain without getting all up-close and nasty? I'd rather refrain from shoving it down with a brush.