The worst name I've ever heard

Meet Dick Tips everyone:

Hah, that was a good laugh.

Ahahaha, I got nothing that could remotely stand up to this masterpiece of a name xD

It doesn't make it better with the magazine's title...

""Nine-year-old Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii has won the right to a name-change."

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my golden retriever is named "Wetherby Dot Com Fourcast Chanel Shepherd", with that exact spelling, on his damned AKC papers.
My GF, who filled out the papers, took the name from a case study in her family law class, about a guy who sued the courts to have his daughter's name changed from that exact name, on the basis that his baby momma was insane in the brians, and had all parental righs severed.

There was reportedly this principal a few schools over named Harry Dick. If true, that's a good one.

I forgot to mention this, but my dad worked with a guy named Ben Horny.

I knew I maths teacher called Kwok Tu Phat. I am not sure how its spelt. There is also an Aussie guy who was(is?) involved in Australian Olympics called Dick Pound.

My favorite is still Dick Trickle.  NASCAR driver.

I've heard of a urologist named Dr. Dick Tapper. No joke.

My grandma has a friend named Tess
Who marries a man who's last name was Stickle
So her name is now Tess Stickle
I kid you not

Seems like anything after the name Dick can allude to something funny.

there's a fairly well known pic ive seen on the net of a guy called Willie Stroker

also on google pics

"My grandma has a friend named Tess
Who marries a man who's last name was Stickle
So her name is now Tess Stickle
I kid you not
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Any kid named Gaylord I feel sorry for but the worst name goes to....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuZeU-SjgJQ

Lol nice one
I dont noe ne that beat that

Dip Tips! Get your dick tips!

"Any kid named Gaylord I feel sorry for but the worst name goes to....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuZeU-SjgJQ
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"Any kid named Gaylord I feel sorry for but the worst name goes to....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuZeU-SjgJQ
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"Clean said:

"Any kid named Gaylord I feel sorry for but the worst name goes to....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuZeU-SjgJQ
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Haha oh wow.
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Zane is a bad name, and one that bears with it a curse; the only Zanes I've ever known have been worthless human beings.

"Any kid named Gaylord I feel sorry for but the worst name goes to....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuZeU-SjgJQ
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It'd be funny to see someone named Dick Focker

Some guy on some television commercial had the last name badcock.

I think all name-based hilarity is proportional to how phallic it reads.

"I think all name-based hilarity is proportional to how phallic it reads.
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"Any kid named Gaylord I feel sorry for but the worst name goes to....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuZeU-SjgJQ
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I had a job as a telemarker for 3 days (i know lol) and I phoned funny names. Lots of dicks and dicksons. One time I called a Gaylord Dickson LOL

my boss' name is Peter Phan

I knew a guy in high school named Ben Dover. No, really, Ben Dover. Poor bastard...

The closer it is to sexual subjects the funnier it is eh?
Dick Atir?

Terisa Green. No joke, she is the mother of someone who I went to skool with.

Gaylord Focker... :D

I've heard worse, but that guy's parents possibly hates him.

Obviously none of you watch "The Soup" and therefor do not know the name of Harry Ballser. Couldn't find a video link.