The "would you __________ for X amount of cash" thread!

Anyways, here how it works.
I'll ask if you would do something for a certain amount of cash, you reply by answering yes or no and ask your own question. Then the next poster quotes you, etc. Simple.
keep the questions legal though, we dont want this topic locked :)

I'll start:

Would you hang upside down off the top of a 20 story building, completely safe though, for 5 hours straight, for $10,000?

would you eat poo for a shiny penny?

no

Would you run around naked outside in the middle of winter for £10,000?

No

would you eat a cat for $500

no

would you eat a poo for TWO shiny pennies?

Yes.

Would you kiss Barack Obama for $20?

Yes.

Would you violate an overheating Xbox 360 for a delicious ham sandwich?

I can't see this thread going anywhere productive.