On one hand Ellen has a vag. So I can have sex with her. But on the other hand, Neil is a rich gay man, much older then me. He might be my sugar daddy.
Free stuff or free stuff. I think thats a win/win.
I remember wayyyy back when, seeing an episode of Ellen on TV (no, not the talk show, the sitcom that started in 94). I remember her sticking her ass out in one shot, might have been the first episode. I thought that was hot. She was 15 years younger at the time too...
Man, Dr. Horrible can freeze my ray, if you know what I'm sayin'. I'd make him my mare, if you catch my drift. I'd have sex with him, if you sense my meaning.
"Most people don't realize NPH is gay. Especially after those Harold and Kumar movies where all he wants to do is have sexual relations with women."
Yeah, I'm surprised so few people realize that he is. It's probably because he's not your stereotypical gay guy, and he was in that awesome Old Spice commercial.
I wouldn't date either. Aside from my own incredibly stupid but valid beliefs on relationships, Ellen looks creepy and I have no idea who the other guy is.
"Aside from my own incredibly stupid but valid beliefs on relationships."
And those would be?"
Too complex to list here. Just pick a few scenes out of my Top 10 video games ever and select a scene from each one. You'll see what I mean (if you have a random train of though).
I don't see how. Not like I will be sleeping with either of these fine characters. One is in a committed relationship, while the other is a gay male, thus not interested in the women parts. Not fair.
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