There's Something Wrong With My PlayStation 2

PS2 is my fave system. Slim one i have.

I hate people.  This is why no one trusts anyone, anymore.

is that first one full of...weights? hahaha

The last two I think are just real PS2's, with the added flip top thing you can buy. Mine has one.

That's pathetic... what a bunch of crummy little buggers.  Paint some wood black and put a sticker on it and they think it's better off that way?

Used my PS2 for years on years, never had any problems. Until I used a Gameshark, which killed my disc drive. Thats what I got for cheating my ass off back then apparently.

SHE'S MADE OF WOOD!

Wait, all ps2's aren't made of wood?  I thought that was the entertainment of the system, getting to figure out how to use it.  Games were meant to be played on it?

"All I can say is....lmfao."

WOW. This takes sticking it to man to a whole new meaning.

When is sony starting selling those? I would pay a lot for the wood one

Luckily the consoles never overheated.

Just wow... don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Lol @ wooden PS2. Somebody must've made that in woodworking.

The solid wood PS2 is golden.

Blockstation, home of acclaimed exclusives such as Ply Cooper, God of Wood, and Ratchet and Plank.

odd

The "overworked, underpaid, and understandably indifferent retail workers" Jeff refers to may likely be, I suspect,  the ones who currently (don't) work at Circuit City. 

 I used to be really big into console modding & recognized one of those pics instantly.
The last pic is a fliptop cover mod. Installing this mod allows you to easily swap discs in order to boot  burned copies of  PS2/PS1 games & imports without the need for a modchip. A PS2 software exploit & a homebrew program is used to partially load a legitimate PS disc & then  stop the disc from spinning(the disc stops right after the piracy check is complete). You would then open the fliptop, swap out the original disc for a back-up/pirated disc, close the fliptop & then press a button on your controller. The disc will resume spinning tricking the console into thinking the original (legitimate) disc is still in the drive & BOOM... your pirated and or back-up version of a game boots up.
PS. In no way do I encourage videogame piracy. I'm just passing on some info for those who have never seen a  mod such as this one.

Re the weights, has someone misunderstood the term dual pumped graphics memory?

im guessing someone made that in shop class, and wanted to make a quick buck. the shame of some people.

"I love my Polystation. I don't know what you're talking about."

I'm sure he added the sticker to the back because the PS2 box has a small window on the back that exposes the serial number.  Pretty clever and ballsy... and scummy.

"That's pathetic... what a bunch of crummy little buggers.  Paint some wood black and put a sticker on it and they think it's better off that way?"

In the shady peoples' defense . . . . they did get away with it. So... you can't really argue that the wood with a sticker on it technique didn't work....