Thief Supposedly "Transformed Into A Goat"

God, people are so fucking stupid. A man cannot turn into a goat. Clearly this is the work of a goat masquerading as a human.

good thing that goat wasnt in kansas or he would have been fucked metaphorically of course 

The fuck?

I wonder if they have ZOMBIES in Nigeria?

"I wonder if they have ZOMBIES in Nigeria?"

O-kay, so we have a goat man on the loose!

"Claude said:

"I wonder if they have ZOMBIES in Nigeria?"

You obviously have never been to Nigeria. Of course they do."

"Snail said:

"Claude said:

"I wonder if they have ZOMBIES in Nigeria?"

You obviously have never been to Nigeria. Of course they do."

Im head out right NOW!"

"O-kay, so we have a goat man on the loose!"

I am the goat man. I am typing this with a speech two word program because my hooves prevent me from hitting the keyboard. Sea, sum of the words are coming out incorrectly.

They published his picture and I wonder if he gave consent?

please it is my desire of going into business relationship with you. I am Thomas Malinga, the only child of late Mr and Mrs. Malinga my
father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant based in lagos, the economic capital of nigeria before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discuss on a business.

You'd think if he's that good he'd be able to transform into a bird or something and fly away.

This is why the human race as a whole fails, and we will one day inevitably not survive the zombie or robot apocalypse.

"please it is my desire of going into business relationship with you. I am Thomas Malinga, the only child of late Mr and Mrs. Malinga my
father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant based in lagos, the economic capital of nigeria before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discuss on a business."

 I feel like I shouldn't laugh at their beliefs and yet somehow this has no stopped me from finding great amusement in this story. However I do think this takes things a little bit too far and teaches something about why laws should be properly observed.

"However I do think this takes things a little bit too far and teaches something about why laws should be properly observed."

"Gamer_152 said:

"However I do think this takes things a little bit too far and teaches something about why laws should be properly observed."

I totally agree with this statement.  I vote for harsher punishment on thieving goats.  DEATH PENALTY!!!"

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I'd pretend I was surprised to find out this was a story from Africa but they're so backwards over there, it's expected.

I believe!!