Things I wouldn't do if I was a fat girl.

This is a, hopefully, never ending list about what I would never do if I were a fat woman. Please, feel free to add your own if you think about this like I do.

• Wear a miniskirt.
• Tube top!
• Buy two bags of chips from the vending machine.
• Average 5 status updates an hour.
• Text my mom while walking.
  
• DIET Coke.
• Drive a VW Beetle.
• Use a rolling backpack.
• Join a dance class at the gym.
• Tights!
• Start a YouTube channel.
• Ignore fat men while feeling lonely.
• Be the life of the party.
• Stand up comedy.
• Modeling.
• Cashier at a donut shop.
• Use a Rascal scooter at Wal-Mart.
• Too much makeup.
• World of Warcraft.
• Renaissance fair.
  

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