Things you swore you'd never do...

Well, as you might figure out from reading the title, what things have you swore that you'd never do but ended up doing anyways?
 
I'll start, this one is pretty obvious though, but as a kid I swore to myself I was never gonna smoke. Now, did I end up doing it? Of course I did...
 
Remember, this could be anything! Any little promise you have broken and feel would be interesting to share with the users of GB.

Smoking, Drinking and all other forms of debauchery. 

Smoking

Sign up to GB...no, really.

i promsised myself, that i would never watch any of the Twilight movies. unless, of course, there is some kind of benefit..it has to be pretty substantial though..

Sleeping with a MILF, a woman almost twice my age >_>

It's funny, I never promised myself that I would never smoke, drink, or do any drugs, but I still ended up not really doing any of it anyway (there's a difference between 'having a drink' and 'drinking').  

I have a list of 'popular' movies that I refuse to watch because I think they're stupid. However, sometime in highschool I was forced to watch Finding Nemo. God, I'll never understand what entertainment value that movie was supposed to have. There are plenty of other family movies that don't insult the intelligence of its viewers with Ellen DeGeneres overdose. 
 

I still haven't smoked a cig, and don't plan to start. I can't afford it, and I wouldn't like the fact that after 4 hours of work I would turn into a massive douche until I got my fix. But I smoke cigars every now and then... did I break my promise? Nah.

I swore I'd never wear a business suit. I fuckin hate suits.
Had to wear one eventually for a conference :(
On the plus side I did not go for the boring black with white shirt, bought a nice shiny grey one with a black shirt, looks sexy, still hate suits.

Shave my testicles.

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I have a list of 'popular' movies that I refuse to watch because I think they're stupid.
 

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I went travelling for a bit and when we got to new zealand a few guys were all up for going skydiving. I have a fear of heights and flying so i knew i would never do it... but then i got drunk and paid my £200 pounds to do it... and i sure as hell wasn't going to go through a load of shit to get that money back which could have lasted weeks, which was something i didn't need on top of all the stress of organising for the first time without parents around. So i did it! 
 
and i think i may be a little traumatised from it ahahhah
 
hah :(

Promised myself i would never cheat on a gf, did in anyway... my gf was okey with it thou :)

 
Drink alcohol

Drink alcohol. Well, thats kind of hard to do when you live in Europe, and you are constantly surrounded by alcohol, pubs and beautiful women. (Which you can generally only get if you drink the alcohol...)

I told myself I'd never drink Southern Comfort again. Ugh. But there was a free shot...and it almost made me puke.

Amy Winehouse

Masturbate.

Never get 1,000 posts on a website....fuck.

" I swore I'd never wear a business suit. I fuckin hate suits. Had to wear one eventually for a conference :( On the plus side I did not go for the boring black with white shirt, bought a nice shiny grey one with a black shirt, looks sexy, still hate suits. "

Promised myself i'd never ever touch Vodka again... Didn't happen.

i said at 1:30 i would start my homework. it is now 1:53 and i still haven't started it. i also said i would do my homework the other day but didn't.

Smoke, drink, "kiss" girls and all that. I think all kids makes those kind of promises to themselves. Atleast most.

I swore I would never buy MW2... I bought it day 1 and skipper half of school to play it.... Not worth any of it

never smoke anything...as of right now im on my porch smokin a cigar listening to the sox

Go back to women

Smoking weed and getting drunk. The latter was the worst, because I always told my friend that I felt uncomfortable when they would drink (especially in regards to my lady best friend), yet I did it anyway. 
 
My friends know that I'm a hypocrite and an asshole. But my friends are assholes anyway, so fuck 'em.

" Shave my bawsack. "

Why so many people saying drinking 
 
I'm pretty sure getting drunk isn't a bad thing to do... as long as you don't drive, operate machinery, etc.

I promised myself I wouldn't smoke weed back in 8th grade. Then junior year happened.

when i was 12, me and a friend made a pack to never drink or smoke.
 
Now i drink and he smokes.

Nothing really, I'm 18 and don't smoke, the last time I drank was last August. I don't actually have any problems with drinking, it's just that if I don't want to why should I?
 Last night I made a promise to myself to cut back on the amount of coke I drink. I wonder how long that will last.

I promised myself I was done with Pokémon come Sapphire. I've already pre-ordered SoulSilver.

Just 16, so I suppose I haven't had enough time to betray myself yet.  I do hope that, in the future, I'll maintain my own promises.

After Gold and Silver I vowed not to play pokemon games again. 
 
Now I'm gearing up to play those again on the DS soon, and yes, I have beaten everything in between. Goddammit. 
  
And yeah of course as a kid I was totally against weed and booze, but that stuff inevitably changed, though the weed stuff I came in a good 3 years later than everyone else, so at least that held out a little bit.  

I swore I'd never drink, ever. Afterwards, I got drunk at a party.

What's with everyone swearing to never drink? Might be that I'm from a country that's a-okay with drinking, but man, no one I know has made that promise here.
 
As for me, I promised myself to never watch or read the Twilight series. Will it happen at some point? Most likely.

Watch porn.  Oh man, the youth are naive.

Eat a baby...

" @Whisperkill: it is actually pretty bad for you to get really drunk, esp. over time. One time, not so bad, two times, similar situation, once a week for a year... BBBAAADDDDD "