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#1 Edited by TheAbidingDude (21 posts) -
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#2 Edited by korwin (3836 posts) -

You should probably have some words to go along with that link...

That being said that not terrible, it's fucking amazing. I wish my PD website looked like it was made in 1997 and played Massive Attack.

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#3 Edited by Blu3V3nom07 (4378 posts) -

Its absolutely fucking amazing. Dat Tennessee.

Yea, you need a solid paragraph, talking about the website. Or life of strange clown crimes in your city. Something.

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#4 Edited by MonkeyKing1969 (6122 posts) -

So...many...Eagles and... American flags waving in electronic breeze! I have to sit down because all pure-uncut AMerica is making me woozy.

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#5 Posted by EveretteScott (1649 posts) -

Troll thread right? That is an awesome site. Taking the law seriously with that dope beat!

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#6 Posted by RazielCuts (3264 posts) -

Is this viral marketing for a 90's cop show, like The Office but for cops? Because this surely can't be real...can it?

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#7 Edited by GreggD (4595 posts) -

What the fuck where is your avatar are you a ghost

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#8 Edited by Turtlebird95 (3618 posts) -

I bet Cookeville has a really bad meth problem.

Also holy shit is Thor the police chief?

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#9 Posted by Spoonman671 (5721 posts) -

Nothing says "protect and serve" like fucking lightning bolts.

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#10 Edited by wjb (1901 posts) -

I don't see a problem. Maybe Massive Attack does, though?

Totally thought that said Cockville at first, too.

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#11 Edited by DetectiveSpecial (472 posts) -

I'd be more concerned with their hiring of David Duke"s".....as a Major, none the less. That additional "s" isn't fooling anyone, Duke.

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#12 Edited by Colourful_Hippie (5654 posts) -

Thought that said cookieville

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#13 Posted by chiablo (1043 posts) -

Upgrade your flash player to view this site.

Guess you're not supposed to view it on a mobile device.

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#14 Posted by TruthTellah (9806 posts) -

Um, that's amazing. Giant Bomb needs a Cookeville website makeover.

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#15 Edited by 49th (3523 posts) -

I can't believe that this is a real police website. Holy shit.

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#16 Posted by Random45 (1723 posts) -

@korwin said:

You should probably have some words to go along with that link...

That being said that not terrible, it's fucking amazing. I wish my PD website looked like it was made in 1997 and played Massive Attack.

HELL YEAH, that is fucking amazing!

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#17 Posted by Tireyo (6713 posts) -

I live in small town Tennessee, and the website for the PD department in my area is much better!

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#18 Edited by ikilledthedj (430 posts) -
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Oh.. the horror

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#19 Posted by Sooty (8193 posts) -

Tell them my laptop thanks them for using Flash player and making my CPU surge up to 90 degrees.

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#20 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4378 posts) -

Did a giraffe love a zebra? What animal is that avatar?..

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#21 Posted by TruthTellah (9806 posts) -

Did a giraffe love a zebra? What animal is that avatar?..

It's a zebra with a rare birth defect which causes light-colored stripes. They generally only survive in captivity, as the defect isn't conducive to life in the wild.

Here's another picture of it:

http://wafflesatnoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/zoe2.jpg

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#22 Posted by Blu3V3nom07 (4378 posts) -

@blu3v3nom07 said:

Did a giraffe love a zebra? What animal is that avatar?..

It's a zebra with a rare birth defect which causes light-colored stripes. They generally only survive in captivity, as the defect isn't conducive to life in the wild.

Here's another picture of it:

Well now I learned something, thanks! They would probably make a good plush..

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#23 Posted by mak_wikus (710 posts) -

I have my headphones on. That thunder scared the fuck outta me!

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#24 Posted by Miyuki (181 posts) -

@theabidingdude: This is the greatest website I have ever seen. Or at least the most entertaining of my night... which might not be ideal for a police department.

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#25 Edited by bigjeffrey (5282 posts) -

This is the best website ive ever seen

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#26 Posted by mbdoeden (299 posts) -

I am losing my fucking mind.

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

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#27 Edited by Vuud (2052 posts) -

What are you talking about? That site KICKS ASS!

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#28 Edited by GaspoweR (4833 posts) -
I bet this is also their office desktop wallpaper
I bet this is also their office desktop wallpaper

EDIT:

For the full experience for those who can't view the site because of Flash, this is what is playing in the background (its the first 55 seconds then it stops)

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#29 Posted by HappyCheeze (129 posts) -

policemanpolicemanpoliceman.com

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#30 Posted by BBAlpert (2507 posts) -

@alexisg! Get the engineers on this lightning shit!

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#31 Edited by DonutFever (4031 posts) -

That is some badass background music.

Maybe Rockstar will license it for GTA VI.

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#32 Posted by jiggajoe14 (1732 posts) -

How can you hate this you communist bastard?

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#33 Edited by ikilledthedj (430 posts) -
@gaspower said:
I bet this is also their office desktop wallpaper
I bet this is also their office desktop wallpaper


Oh shit i missed out this looks crazy. Like early 00's .com

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#34 Edited by Ben_H (3916 posts) -

That is so amazing.

I contemplated doing something similar for my personal website, just as a joke. But then I figured if I am going to be having that as a thing on my resume that might not be the best plan. I still might do it.

Also, that site shot the load amount across the 8 threads of my i7 up to around 25% overall from 2%. That is an impressive amount of resources needed.

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#35 Edited by bybeach (5657 posts) -

Well, I am leery of the police in the main. But I have mostly met run of the mill to some actually decent ones in my life. One time they did tear up my glove compartment and aimed guns at me because they thought I was the bad guy they were looking for.

A site like that interests me to how in-group, as a tribe so to speak, these police perceive themselves. A lot of dark dramatic tension and stuff. I actually like the music before it develops too far.

Perhaps they see themselves unknowingly like Space Marines.

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#36 Posted by csl316 (13795 posts) -

Mezzanine's a hell of an album.

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#37 Posted by BillyMaysRIP (575 posts) -
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#38 Posted by JayEH (585 posts) -

Not going to lie, that track on the home page is fire!

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#39 Posted by TheAbidingDude (21 posts) -

@jayeh: The fire on the sides of the pictures is my favorite part.

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#40 Posted by Capum15 (5666 posts) -
@gaspower said:
I bet this is also their office desktop wallpaper
I bet this is also their office desktop wallpaper

I get the vibe that it should be like, the title screen of some shitty MTV show.

In other words, totally rad bro.

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#41 Posted by Sterling (4103 posts) -

OP made the website for them, and is now trying to flood traffic to it by posting about how "cheesy" it is on websites.

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#42 Edited by vikingdeath1 (1205 posts) -

The white wave that flies over the text was pretty good.....

AND THEN IT REVERSES AND GOES BACK THE OTHER WAY! GENIUS!!

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#43 Posted by Wolfgame (1136 posts) -

What breed of cops does cookeville have, they certainly don't seem to be normal... Are they robots? Are they aliens trying to imitate human behavior based on a limited number of cop movies they have seen?

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#44 Posted by TheAbidingDude (21 posts) -
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#45 Posted by JJWeatherman (14921 posts) -

Uh oh. I think they're on to Alexis.

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#46 Edited by Usernameandemail (128 posts) -

It must be the late 90's in Cookeville

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#47 Edited by Levio (1953 posts) -

Hey, you gotta have something to put your town on the map, right? Might as well be a sick website.

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#48 Posted by FoolishChaos (490 posts) -

That is fucking incredible

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#49 Posted by Max_Cherry (1272 posts) -

I didn't know police departments had websites. Aren't you suppose to call those people? I doubt a 911 email would be very effective.

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#50 Posted by Red12b (9360 posts) -

That's the best website,

they have Massive attack as their background music!

That's fucking Awesome!