This is not a picture of Vinny in the shower.

This caught my eye when I was zooming through procrastination-friendly websites just now...

I keep swinging violently between feeling like this looks nothing like Vinny at all and feeling it looks spot on like Vinny wearing a pair of Bono-esque sunglasses, at least in the thumbnail version of the image.

I resisted slapping a "Brazzers" sticker on the bottom...

Jesus fucking Christ.

You can tell it's not Vinny, the guns are not on show.

On a scale of Not Vinny to Vinny, that's Pretty Vinny.

@Kentobi: Feels good to know it's not just me, or some weird notions I'm developing from having been too familiar with the GB-site for the last few years.

I'm so wet right now

...wait what?

Ha ha, fantastic. Can really see the resemblance.

So, who's gonna buy on of these and send it in to Vinny?

Photoshop anyone?

Is he wearing a rape whistle?

It's not Vinny. He's not wearing a black t-shirt, therefore it can't be Vinny.

@deathstriker666: That almost ruins the magic.

Almost...

@Brodehouse: Of course. If you looked like Vinny, wouldn't you?

@Brodehouse: With those glasses, in the lather, stretching those chords with this SWAG in full effect, even Vinny needs something to keep the ladies off.

edit: Also, in that uncropped (recropped?) image, he's leaning against the tiles and by the residue on the wall it looks like he was resting his head there. This guy's d-r-u-n-k.

@MattyFTM:

So Vinny takes showers with his shirt still on?

Ah, the mobile site. Gotta love it, and this Vinny of course.

@deathstriker666: I call it 'potential'.

Vinny needed some money to get through College........he isnt happy with how he got it....because he blew that rape whistle loud as hell and no one came.

@returnofjake: I see once Photoshop happened in this thread, it went straight for the jugular.

@Sessh said:

@MattyFTM:

So Vinny takes showers with his shirt still on?

Exactly.

@returnofjake said:

Yes.

@GoofyGoober said:

@returnofjake said:

Yes.

Whatever is behind that logo isn't attached to anything. Sexy or spooky?

@returnofjake said:

YES.

@Penzilneck said:

@GoofyGoober said:

@returnofjake said:

Yes.

Whatever is behind that logo isn't attached to anything. Sexy or spooky?

Whatever it is, it's left some kind of substance all over Vinny's head.

Hahaha that does kinda look like Vinny...

Vinny needed some money to get through College........he isnt happy with how he got it....because he blew that rape whistle loud as hell and no one came.

Jesus fucking Christ.

I came to this thread expecting photoshop.

I got doppelgänger Vinny and I was not disappointed.

Then I got photoshop and I was extra not disappointed.

@Ghostiet said:

@Akyho

Vinny needed some money to get through College........he isnt happy with how he got it....because he blew that rape whistle loud as hell and no one came.

I'm about to.

I expected this joke sooner or later. But I guess you...

beat yourself to it.

@Ghostiet said:

@Akyho

Vinny needed some money to get through College........he isnt happy with how he got it....because he blew that rape whistle loud as hell and no one came.

I'm about to.

I expected this joke sooner or later. But I guess you...

beat yourself to it.

@Ghostiet said:

@Penzilneck said:

@Ghostiet said:

@Akyho

Vinny needed some money to get through College........he isnt happy with how he got it....because he blew that rape whistle loud as hell and no one came.

I'm about to.

I expected this joke sooner or later. But I guess you...

beat yourself to it.

Different strokes for different folks, IYKWIS.

ITIKWYM

You guys are the best.

@returnofjake said:

There it is!

BUT

You should have cropped the left side of the picture. Right now, Not/Possibly Vinny might as well be sticking his thumb in his mouth. Which, I'm sure there's a fetish for, but...

Holy shit, I'm not going to finish this post.

@believer258: We cool?

I'm going to go ahead and take this off my desktop again now...

@returnofjake said:

@believer258: We cool?

The professionalism shines through at last... uncomfortably...

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

I came to this thread expecting photoshop. I got doppelgänger Vinny and I was not disappointed. Then I got photoshop and I was extra not disappointed.

Weird. That's what happened to me too!

@returnofjake said:

@believer258: We cool?

I'm going to go ahead and take this off my desktop again now...

Ah! That's exactly what I... um.... yeah, not finishing this post either.

I'm sooo lucking forward to when Vinny see this thread. :)

@destruktive said:

I'm sooo lucking forward to when Vinny see this thread. :)

So long as his son never does.

I love this site and I love all of you.

So damn much.

So everyone here is a fucking liar. 
According to this thread you should probably all change your answer in this thread no matter what you might be telling yourselves. 
I'm convinced that everyone in that thread is a liar now and nothing will change that. 

You said it WASN'T a picture of Vinny in the shower! This thread is filled with lies

@Sackmanjones said:

You said it WASN'T a picture of Vinny in the shower! This thread is filled with lies

There is a way to prove the difference, but that would involve buying a mic-sponge, rape-whistle and Bono-glasses, and have actual Vinny pose.

But I'm not going there.

It kind of looks like him.

.........

Hmmm...

This is fine.