#1 Posted by Penzilneck (466 posts) -

This caught my eye when I was zooming through procrastination-friendly websites just now...

I keep swinging violently between feeling like this looks nothing like Vinny at all and feeling it looks spot on like Vinny wearing a pair of Bono-esque sunglasses, at least in the thumbnail version of the image.

I resisted slapping a "Brazzers" sticker on the bottom...

#2 Posted by BulletproofMonk (2735 posts) -

Jesus fucking Christ.

#3 Posted by Baillie (4598 posts) -

You can tell it's not Vinny, the guns are not on show.

#4 Posted by Kentobi (105 posts) -

On a scale of Not Vinny to Vinny, that's Pretty Vinny.

#5 Posted by Penzilneck (466 posts) -

@Kentobi: Feels good to know it's not just me, or some weird notions I'm developing from having been too familiar with the GB-site for the last few years.

#6 Posted by xaLieNxGrEyx (2646 posts) -

I'm so wet right now

...wait what?

#7 Posted by IkariNoTekken (993 posts) -

Ha ha, fantastic. Can really see the resemblance.

So, who's gonna buy on of these and send it in to Vinny?

#8 Posted by GoofyGoober (941 posts) -

Photoshop anyone?

#9 Posted by deathstriker666 (1349 posts) -
#10 Posted by Brodehouse (10719 posts) -

Is he wearing a rape whistle?

#11 Edited by MattyFTM (14652 posts) -

It's not Vinny. He's not wearing a black t-shirt, therefore it can't be Vinny.

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#12 Posted by Penzilneck (466 posts) -

@deathstriker666: That almost ruins the magic.

Almost...

#13 Posted by IkariNoTekken (993 posts) -

@Brodehouse: Of course. If you looked like Vinny, wouldn't you?

#14 Posted by deathstriker666 (1349 posts) -
It has.... other uses as well
#15 Edited by Penzilneck (466 posts) -

@Brodehouse: With those glasses, in the lather, stretching those chords with this SWAG in full effect, even Vinny needs something to keep the ladies off.

edit: Also, in that uncropped (recropped?) image, he's leaning against the tiles and by the residue on the wall it looks like he was resting his head there. This guy's d-r-u-n-k.

#16 Posted by Sessh (1783 posts) -

@MattyFTM:

So Vinny takes showers with his shirt still on?

#17 Posted by rjayb89 (7806 posts) -
@GoofyGoober
#18 Posted by rjayb89 (7806 posts) -

Ah, the mobile site. Gotta love it, and this Vinny of course.

#19 Posted by Penzilneck (466 posts) -

@deathstriker666: I call it 'potential'.

#20 Posted by Akyho (1834 posts) -

Vinny needed some money to get through College........he isnt happy with how he got it....because he blew that rape whistle loud as hell and no one came.

#21 Posted by returnofjake (261 posts) -
#22 Posted by Penzilneck (466 posts) -

@returnofjake: I see once Photoshop happened in this thread, it went straight for the jugular.

#23 Posted by MattyFTM (14652 posts) -

@Sessh said:

@MattyFTM:

So Vinny takes showers with his shirt still on?

Exactly.

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#24 Posted by GoofyGoober (941 posts) -

@returnofjake said:

Yes.

#25 Posted by Penzilneck (466 posts) -

@GoofyGoober said:

@returnofjake said:

Yes.

Whatever is behind that logo isn't attached to anything. Sexy or spooky?

#26 Posted by Ramone (3079 posts) -

@returnofjake said:

YES.

#27 Posted by returnofjake (261 posts) -

@Penzilneck said:

@GoofyGoober said:

@returnofjake said:

Yes.

Whatever is behind that logo isn't attached to anything. Sexy or spooky?

Whatever it is, it's left some kind of substance all over Vinny's head.

#28 Posted by probablytuna (4266 posts) -

Hahaha that does kinda look like Vinny...

#29 Posted by Ghostiet (5748 posts) -
@Akyho

Vinny needed some money to get through College........he isnt happy with how he got it....because he blew that rape whistle loud as hell and no one came.

I'm about to.
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#30 Posted by NegativeCero (3098 posts) -
@BulletproofMonk

Jesus fucking Christ.

I feel dirty for opening this thread.
#31 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3053 posts) -

I came to this thread expecting photoshop.

I got doppelgänger Vinny and I was not disappointed.

Then I got photoshop and I was extra not disappointed.

#32 Posted by Penzilneck (466 posts) -

@Ghostiet said:

@Akyho

Vinny needed some money to get through College........he isnt happy with how he got it....because he blew that rape whistle loud as hell and no one came.

I'm about to.

I expected this joke sooner or later. But I guess you...

beat yourself to it.

#33 Posted by Ghostiet (5748 posts) -
@Penzilneck said:

@Ghostiet said:

@Akyho

Vinny needed some money to get through College........he isnt happy with how he got it....because he blew that rape whistle loud as hell and no one came.

I'm about to.

I expected this joke sooner or later. But I guess you...

beat yourself to it.

Different strokes for different folks, IYKWIS.
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#34 Posted by Penzilneck (466 posts) -

@Ghostiet said:

@Penzilneck said:

@Ghostiet said:

@Akyho

Vinny needed some money to get through College........he isnt happy with how he got it....because he blew that rape whistle loud as hell and no one came.

I'm about to.

I expected this joke sooner or later. But I guess you...

beat yourself to it.

Different strokes for different folks, IYKWIS.

ITIKWYM

#35 Posted by CollegeGuyMike (398 posts) -

You guys are the best.

#36 Posted by believer258 (13033 posts) -

@returnofjake said:

There it is!

BUT

You should have cropped the left side of the picture. Right now, Not/Possibly Vinny might as well be sticking his thumb in his mouth. Which, I'm sure there's a fetish for, but...

Holy shit, I'm not going to finish this post.

#37 Edited by returnofjake (261 posts) -

@believer258: We cool?

I'm going to go ahead and take this off my desktop again now...

#38 Posted by Penzilneck (466 posts) -

@returnofjake said:

@believer258: We cool?

The professionalism shines through at last... uncomfortably...

#39 Posted by rawrsair (836 posts) -

@Tim_the_Corsair said:

I came to this thread expecting photoshop. I got doppelgänger Vinny and I was not disappointed. Then I got photoshop and I was extra not disappointed.

Weird. That's what happened to me too!

#40 Posted by believer258 (13033 posts) -

@returnofjake said:

@believer258: We cool?

I'm going to go ahead and take this off my desktop again now...

Ah! That's exactly what I... um.... yeah, not finishing this post either.

#41 Posted by destruktive (1116 posts) -

I'm sooo lucking forward to when Vinny see this thread. :)

#42 Posted by Penzilneck (466 posts) -

@destruktive said:

I'm sooo lucking forward to when Vinny see this thread. :)

So long as his son never does.

#43 Posted by punkxblaze (3018 posts) -

I love this site and I love all of you.

So damn much.

#44 Posted by ZeForgotten (10368 posts) -

So everyone here is a fucking liar. 
According to this thread you should probably all change your answer in this thread no matter what you might be telling yourselves. 
I'm convinced that everyone in that thread is a liar now and nothing will change that. 

#45 Posted by Sackmanjones (5222 posts) -

You said it WASN'T a picture of Vinny in the shower! This thread is filled with lies

#46 Posted by Penzilneck (466 posts) -

@Sackmanjones said:

You said it WASN'T a picture of Vinny in the shower! This thread is filled with lies

There is a way to prove the difference, but that would involve buying a mic-sponge, rape-whistle and Bono-glasses, and have actual Vinny pose.

But I'm not going there.

#47 Posted by BraveToaster (12636 posts) -

It kind of looks like him.

#48 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (1219 posts) -

.........

#49 Posted by Trilogy (2735 posts) -

Hmmm...

#50 Posted by Fattony12000 (7976 posts) -

This is fine.