So move over Frank Ocean. We have a real contender for song of the year here. May I introduce to you the real plight facing kids these days? Do you snack on Hot Cheetoes or Takis? Personally, I'm all about the Hot cheetoes. And whats more what does that say about ones self? What we have here is a introspective peice into the heart of snacking culture. Why can these kids not get enough of Hot cheetos and Takis? What does it mean to snack? These kids let you know what is in fact up. Hot cheetos and takis. I dare ye to find a song with a deeper societal impact than this one right here. Because you won't find one. So as these kids say get your snack on and watch the video already. Also, as a bonus. Are you a Hot Cheetos or Taki person? (p.s Taki people its okay to come out of the closet Hot Cheetoes are better but I won't judge I promise)
This is the song of the year.
My fingers stay red 'cuz I poke her cooch while she menstruating.
It's terrible, but I guess they can have their fun while they're still young. You start to turn bitter with age.
@Rabid619 said:
God, this is great and makes me wish that more kids would just rap about random kid shit instead of trying to be all gangsta. It is endlessly amusing to me.
To answer the pivotal question: Cheetos, as long as they are crunchy. Keep that puffy shit away from me, man.
Indeed. Crunchy cheetoes. The puffs are a no go.
When the little kid with the dreads yelled nigga I lost my shit, amazing.
Also what the fuck are Takis?
Pretty great comment from youtube:
0:56 - Chris Brown, 1:24 - Tupac, 1:54 - Wiz Khalifa, 2:15 - 50 Cent, 2:34 - Bruno Mars, 2:45 - Lil Wayne (annoying like usual), 3:25 - Missy Elliot.
EDIT: Actually lil Tupac is pretty good in this I gotta give him credit.
@TheVeteran13 said:
When the little kid with the dreads yelled nigga I lost my shit, amazing.
Also what the fuck are Takis?
Poor man's food.
They taste like twigs dipped in tapatio and lemon. I love them.
@believer258 said:
So...should I? To listen or not to listen?
If you ever have to ask this question, the answer is usually "no".
@NlGHTCRAWLER: Are they a regional thing? I'm on the east coast and I've never heard of them or seen anything like it with a different name.
@TheVeteran13 said:
@NlGHTCRAWLER: Are they a regional thing? I'm on the east coast and I've never heard of them or seen anything like it with a different name.
Ive seen them in Arizona, California, Nevada and Utah. It might be just a West West type of thing maybe.
Don't worry though, you aren't missing out on anything. Go find a random twig or stick outside. Pour hot sauce and lemon juice on it. BOOM. You have Takis. They are tough as shit to chew on.
@buzz_killington said:
These kids rap about Cheetos. Frank Ocean covertly sings about pussy. Something for everyone!
what's the frank ocean song?
@Thoseposers said:
@buzz_killington said:
These kids rap about Cheetos. Frank Ocean covertly sings about pussy. Something for everyone!
what's the frank ocean song?
Pink Matter.
@Demoskinos said:
@buzz_killingtonAndre 3000's verse in Pink Matter is fantastic.These kids rap about Cheetos. Frank Ocean covertly sings about pussy. Something for everyone!
Andre 3000's verse in everything is fantastic.
Hey as long as they're having fun it's all good. At least they're outdoors in the sun and aren't running around vandalizing cars and making trouble like when I was a kid.
"Munchin on my takis like I just don't care, then your girl walked up and askin me to share."
Classic stuff.
@nrh79 said:
That was awesome until the girl started rapping. At that point it went down a notch but was definitely worth watching up to that point.
Pretty much, and then they repeat the chorus for the end which was just tedious at that point. But for a group of like ten year olds, I'm kind of impressed. It's still terrible, but not too the point of being unlistenable.
I don't know what takis are but in high school hot cheetos were everyone's shit. If you didn't go to the snack bar right when it opened you had to buy the crappy small bags from the vending machine and everyone would laugh.
To that kid's credit his video production is really, really good. There's plenty of underground rappers I know in their 20's and 30's who can't match that shit and rap in front of the same ghetto graffiti in all their videos.
I absolutely abhor two things in this world: singing kids and viral marketing. That said, I watched that whole video with a big grin on my face. I'm a FlaHot Fritos man.
@Karmum said:
Frank Ocean or bust, sorry. I was saying this before I even entered the thread, and actually laughed when I saw you mention Frank Ocean. What am I listening to...
I was mostly joking about the title of the thread. And well.. most of everything I wrote in the OP but I had to write SOMETHING in hopes that this wouldn't be flagged for YouTube spam. But yeah, I haven't had Channel Orange out of my CD Player in my car since I got it.
@Demoskinos:
Oh, I know you were definitely joking. I still have no idea what was just on my computer screen though.
Channel Orange is amaaaaaaazing. Downloaded it a week before it came out and still bought it off Amazon (even came before it was released on the 17th!) Wanted to go see him in Philly (or NYC) in late July but didn't. :\
As God is my witness this is the first time I've ever heard of Takis. I can't believe they filled up a full 5 minutes with this. If Takis are hot and the Cheetoes are hot, is he eating them both together? Isn't that spicy snackage overkill? Can you really appreciate the flavor of the Cheetoes after you've eaten the Takis? And what's he washing it down with? I'm betting Orange Kool-Aid.
I'm not a fan of Hot Cheetoes, but I love Herr's Hot Potato Chips.
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