#1 Edited by Aegon (5403 posts) -

What...I...what?!? WHY? All involved are idiots.

Where is Cyrus' career at right now? Is this what her warped mind came up with when she was looking for something to remedy her falling star? Pathetic.

Will Smith and family react:

the-smiths

#2 Posted by FancySoapsMan (5806 posts) -

Will Smith's son has a really annoying face.

#3 Edited by billymagnum (719 posts) -

i dont know what the fuck happened to her. pathetic indeed. i dont even know what to say...i hope the people who write her checks are more embarrassed than anyone. can we as a society have less gaga, less minaj, less bullshit "artists" like this constantly? puuuuuuuuuuuke.

edit: the reaction is priceless.

#4 Edited by bigjeffrey (4789 posts) -

Miley, But don't tell my heart My achy breaky heart I just don't think we'd understand

#5 Posted by JazGalaxy (1576 posts) -

i dont know what the fuck happened to her. pathetic indeed. i dont even know what to say...i hope the people who write her checks are more embarrassed than anyone. can we as a society have less gaga, less minaj, less bullshit "artists" like this constantly? puuuuuuuuuuuke.

edit: the reaction is priceless.

I actually really like Lady Gaga from an artistic perspective. I think what she does is actually art. I really liked up until recently how she would go out in a public with so much crap and artifice on that you could't possibly pick her out on the street if you were to see her in public. I think that's a fascinating concept. It's like Daft Punk pretending to be robots. By doing that, they essentially conquer the concept of celebrities aging and becoming "uncool" or "old" or whatever. I like the concept of artists being as weird as possible and pushing the realms of normality.


What I don't like is people like Cyrus who are just in a race for the bottom of the human experience. It's like she has no idea what it means to create anything. She was trying to act out in public. It's absurd and obscene.

#6 Posted by JazGalaxy (1576 posts) -

Also, is it just me or is that Robin Thicke character dressed like Beetle Juice?

#7 Edited by bigjeffrey (4789 posts) -

Fresh Prince is not amused

#8 Posted by themangalist (1717 posts) -

Well... the singing was alright... but otherwise everything was WTF material.

When I first your thread title, I was instantly reminded of this (can't embed the video for some reason).

#9 Posted by jsnyder82 (726 posts) -

It's the VMAs. Seriously, who fucking cares?

#12 Edited by bigjeffrey (4789 posts) -

@jsnyder82: FUCKING NSYNC WAS THERE, I FUCKING CARE

#13 Posted by SathingtonWaltz (2053 posts) -

#14 Posted by Ezakael (911 posts) -

Hannah Montana sure went fucking WILD.

#15 Edited by papercut (3449 posts) -

When Robin Thicke's Beetlejuice outfit is not even in the top ten of crazy shit in your performance you know something has gone very wrong.

#16 Posted by TruthTellah (8537 posts) -

I still choose to believe that all of her recent antics and music are an elaborate parody of the ever-present absurdity within the modern music industry.

On that note, I highly recommend viewing her music video "We Can't Stop" and then watching this video of it "without music".

#17 Posted by Ares42 (2575 posts) -

Are people actually surprised by this ?

#19 Edited by TobbRobb (4579 posts) -

Oh jesus why. Who choreographed this, he needs to get fired. If it was improv, then she needs to fire herself, or get a choreographer.

I think we are all better off if she fires herself though.

#20 Posted by BabyChooChoo (4286 posts) -

That was shit, but that Justin Timberlake/NSYNC performance was bangin.

#21 Edited by Nekroskop (2786 posts) -

@aegon I can't help but to laugh at Will Smith's kid. His facial expression is like the every time I've seen a picture of him.

Like Hello?

Having been outside the mainstream grid(No radio other than podcasts without music and no TV) I can't say I've missed much musically. Terrible performance overall.

#22 Posted by yinstarrunner (1182 posts) -

I'd be all for it if Miley Cyrus actually had some sexy legs. As it is, she should probably stick to what she's good at, instead of trying to become a stripper.

#23 Posted by JazGalaxy (1576 posts) -

I'd be all for it if Miley Cyrus actually had some sexy legs. As it is, she should probably stick to what she's good at, instead of trying to become a stripper.

Yeah, I think that's the giant wall of absurdity to me. She's not even attractive. It's not like it was sexy, or even provocative. It was just bizarre.

#24 Posted by TruthTellah (8537 posts) -

*starts watching performance*

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http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/4190/jks.gif

#25 Edited by Nekroskop (2786 posts) -

@jazgalaxy ". She's not even attractive. It's not like it was sexy, or even provocative."

#26 Posted by maskedarcstrike (701 posts) -

@aegon: The next harvest is finally ready.......... PRATOS!!!!

#27 Posted by SinGulaR (2259 posts) -
#28 Posted by Nictel (2380 posts) -

@themangalist: Go to 3:25. She stops the playback and actually "sings".

Real question is who the fuck approved this.

#30 Edited by Baillie (4039 posts) -

Awesome song and she's hot, she can do whatever she wants.

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#31 Posted by Ksaw (341 posts) -

This makes me want to harm myself and others.

#32 Posted by spyder335 (285 posts) -

music past like 1997 has pretty much been all crap

#33 Posted by 2HeadedNinja (1544 posts) -

I actually really like Lady Gaga from an artistic perspective. I think what she does is actually art.

Just to give a different opinion ... To me Lady Gaga is acting like a 12 year old girl pretending to be an artist. Dressing weird just for the heck of it isn't really art to me ... and when it comes to music: This might be just my taste in music speaking here but I find her songs and singing terrible.

#34 Posted by TruthTellah (8537 posts) -

@nictel said:

@themangalist: Go to 3:25. She stops the playback and actually "sings".

Real question is who the fuck approved this.

Someone who knew people like us would bring it up on every possible corner of the Internet.

#36 Edited by sdharrison (476 posts) -

I'm almost always wrong when it comes to mass media, but it really does seem like the "New Miley" is misguided. Whoever her audience was for Hannah Montana might be growing up, but the whole sex/techno/hip-hop angle seems like too far of a stretch. And I have a hard time seeing current fans of that genre suddenly throwing money at Miley Cyrus of all people. The move also trivializes any kind of back catalogue she may have had to sell in the future. No more Hannah fans are going to be born. When Britney spears and Christina Aguilera went this direction, it was a logical step. But Miley is as out of place in the genre as I've ever seen a performer. Maybe her handlers thought it was either this, or slowly fade away as a mediocre has been. At least the latter has some dignity.

#38 Edited by Ghostiet (5225 posts) -

@falserelic said:

She would be a great cum dumpster, but hey she's doing her thing making money and living life. Still I remember when my cousins used to watch her Hannah Montana show. She seem like such a clean girl at the time, but now became one of those dirty girls, those freaky nasty bitches that will make you busts all kiiindsss of quality nuts, all kiiindsss...

#39 Posted by Zaccheus (1788 posts) -

She would be a great cum dumpster, but hey she's doing her thing making money and living life. Still I remember when my cousins used to watch her Hannah Montana show. She seem like such a clean girl at the time, but now became one of those dirty girls, those freaky nasty bitches that will make you busts all kiiindsss of quality nuts, all kiiindsss...

#40 Posted by ReddenBlack (121 posts) -

Miley Cyrus is the coolest chick in pop right now, and if you disagree you don't understand pop music. Robyn is pretty awesome too, but she's kind of just going through the motions at this point.

Is she acting trashy and skanky? Sure. She's also 19. Lots of girls, even ones not in show business act that way at that age. Some people have commented that she's using black people as fashion accessories, the same way Gwen Steffani did with the harajuku girls. I don't quite think that's the case here though. I think she's really started to dig hip hop and club shows. Since she grew up in Tennessee with a day named Billy Ray, you can understand why she might not have had a whole of exposure to that scene untill now.

#41 Edited by Barrock (3525 posts) -

Has anyone seen Miley's ass?

#42 Posted by Irvandus (2826 posts) -

@barrock: I'm kind of weirded out but that one chick seems super excited about it.

#44 Edited by Embryonic (143 posts) -
#45 Posted by Quarters (1631 posts) -

This thread can only go to dark places.

#46 Edited by Petiew (1331 posts) -

She would be a great cum dumpster, but hey she's doing her thing making money and living life. Still I remember when my cousins used to watch her Hannah Montana show. She seem like such a clean girl at the time, but now became one of those dirty girls, those freaky nasty bitches that will make you busts all kiiindsss of quality nuts, all kiiindsss...

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#47 Posted by Wormy22 (77 posts) -

#48 Posted by Cloudenvy (5891 posts) -

She would be a great cum dumpster, but hey she's doing her thing making money and living life. Still I remember when my cousins used to watch her Hannah Montana show. She seem like such a clean girl at the time, but now became one of those dirty girls, those freaky nasty bitches that will make you busts all kiiindsss of quality nuts, all kiiindsss...

Falserelic, please stop.

#49 Posted by desoda (102 posts) -

"This video contains content from Viacom, who has blocked it on copyright grounds."

Thank. You. Viacom!

#50 Posted by Castiel (2528 posts) -

First of all VMA seems like the worst thing in the world, second who thought this "performance" was a good idea(?) and third Billy Ray has created a monster.

She is horrible and the thought that she might be the idol for some 5, 6 or 7-year-old little girl scares me. She is a terrible rolemodel and goddamn I sound very old all of a sudden.