This year's Kreayshawn, courtesy of Ryan Davis

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#1 Edited by NegativeCero (2499 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

Allow me to introduce you to Chippy Nonstop, Ryan's summer jam. I haven't had my mind blown like this in a while and my morbid curiosity has taken me to the dark place of looking up this woman's music. Also, yes that is what she goes by. Apparently because she ate "hella chips this one time." Her interviews are kind of amazing as well. But I'll let you see for yourselves.

But while on the topic of summer jams, what are some good ones out there? I admit I haven't been actively looking to find any, and I imagine it would probably be some sort of electronic/dubstep music anyway.

http://twitter.com/#!/taswell/status/206088019093102592

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Edit: Crap, wrong board.

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#2 Posted by sashimi_biscut (99 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

I love it and I never want it to stop.

#3 Posted by McGrittles (92 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

I think Party With Your Pu$$y Out is probably her best work

#4 Posted by zombie2011 (4669 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

The beat is fucking killer, i like this.

#5 Posted by Dallas_Raines (1494 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

It's...transcendent.

#6 Posted by Funzzo (783 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

WOW! That was just terrible. Chippy Nonstop is fucking garbage and should not even be called music.

#7 Posted by punkxblaze (2429 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

A modern visionary.

#8 Posted by TheVeteran13 (999 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

Summer Jams:

#9 Posted by ItBeStefYo (989 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

This is this year's Kreayshawn. But it sucks. Dont like Chippy either :(

#10 Posted by Vinny_Says (5172 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

I've never really respected anyone coming out of the "yay" area besides Too $hort, Tupac and Spice 1....let's just say chippy nonstop doesn't make the list, parody or not.

#11 Edited by theveej (552 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

@ItBeStefYo: that song is so terrible man. Not even in the same league as Gucci Gucci, which is sad thing to say.

@McGrittles: agree Party With Your Pu$$y Out is probably better

still not as good as Gucci Gucci, that was a pretty rad summerjam

#12 Posted by Three0neFive (2152 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

This thread gave me herpes AIDS cancer.

#13 Posted by TheDudeOfGaming (5879 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

Nicki Minaj, you got competition hoe!

#14 Posted by Nev (381 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

Ha. Alright, sure.

#15 Posted by Animasta (12787 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

I unironically like gucci gucci at this point, it's terrible

#16 Posted by LooseChange (1697 posts) - 1 year, 3 hours ago

oh shit.

#17 Posted by Gamer_152 (13257 posts) - 1 year, 2 hours ago

I am grinning from ear to ear right now. Bless you Chippy Nonstop.

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#18 Posted by MethodMan008 (701 posts) - 1 year, 2 hours ago

I feel special I was bumping Chippy way before Ryan. :P

But yeah, her and Kreayshawn talk on twitter all the time so I just assume they are banging.

#19 Posted by BraveToaster (12588 posts) - 1 year, 2 hours ago

@zombie2011 said:

The beat is fucking killer, i like this.

That's the only thing she's got going for her. Besides those big tits, of course.

#20 Posted by Getz (2893 posts) - 1 year, 2 hours ago

Is this really what people like? White women who can't rap, possibly ironically. This is just not doing it for me, and it's not even bad enough to warrant laughing at it; it's just bland and monotonous. Shit, even Ke$ha was better than this...

#21 Posted by OneManX (1543 posts) - 1 year, 2 hours ago

I guess... it's cool with you want someone who is on the same level of OMFG WHAT DID I JUST HEAR~! vibe like Kreayshawn, but maybe a bit more please to look at (or you know... constantly falling out of her dress)

Though I do think Breakfast is better than Thrown out the Club, but arty with you P***y Out? HOT BANGER!

#22 Edited by AhmadMetallic (18957 posts) - 1 year, 2 hours ago

weeeee......wooooo...... weeeee......wooooo...... weeeee......wooooo.....  weeeee......wooooo......

#23 Posted by stubbleman (142 posts) - 1 year, 2 hours ago

I just thought I would throw this video in here too.

I don't know if it's because it's inside a car or what, but the whole thing sounds even more distorted and trippy. Shit's like the inside of a Michael Bay Transformer.

Also, Doritos Loco Taco...

#24 Posted by Mikemcn (6791 posts) - 1 year, 1 hour ago

@AhmadMetallic said:

weeeee......wooooo...... weeeee......wooooo...... weeeee......wooooo..... weeeee......wooooo......

I want to sign you to my record label, that beat is sick.

#25 Posted by ThePickle (3538 posts) - 1 year, 1 hour ago

I was a big champion of Death Grips "Get Got" as the SummerJam, but this is perfect SummerJam material.

#26 Posted by kindx (2241 posts) - 1 year, 1 hour ago

@McGrittles: The Fuck? I mean seriously, she sounds like an 8 year old who just learned what a bad word is and has to constantly repeat it.

#27 Posted by zombie2011 (4669 posts) - 1 year, 1 hour ago

That video is a collection of some of the ugliest people i've seen.

#28 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18957 posts) - 1 year, 1 hour ago
@Mikemcn said:

@AhmadMetallic said:

weeeee......wooooo...... weeeee......wooooo...... weeeee......wooooo..... weeeee......wooooo......

I want to sign you to my record label, that beat is sick.

Thanks I wrote it.
#29 Posted by Dad_Is_A_Zombie (1224 posts) - 1 year, 44 minutes ago

@Getz said:

Is this really what people like? White women who can't rap, possibly ironically. This is just not doing it for me, and it's not even bad enough to warrant laughing at it; it's just bland and monotonous. Shit, even Ke$ha was better than this...

I kind of thought this thread was a joke but now I'm not sure. I think it's supposed to actually be good. I am an admitted old fart however. Not too old to appreciate those big ass titties but apparently too old to dig this shit.

#30 Posted by SeriouslyNow (8532 posts) - 1 year, 16 minutes ago

Love Hip Hop.

Love Club Beats

Love Ironic Music

Hate this.

I'll got back to my MIA and Silversun Pickups thanks.

#31 Posted by NegativeCero (2499 posts) - 1 year, 13 minutes ago
@Dad_Is_A_Zombie: To be honest I found it funny and amazingly bad. So, yes it is a joke. But, hey, Gucci Gucci grew on me, so this might end up being the same.
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#32 Posted by AssInAss (1904 posts) - 11 months, 29 days ago

Thank you for this.

#33 Posted by BisonHero (3232 posts) - 11 months, 29 days ago

When Ryan says that this song or Kreayshawn is his summer jam, is he serious? I would assume not, but he sounded genuinely enthused about Kreayshawn on the Bombcast. Actually, I have a pretty low opinion of Ryan's knowledge and tastes in general, so I could believe he likes such terribly stupid music. I feel like Jeff is pretty honest about what hip hop he enjoys, but Ryan either enjoys super shitty music or he only talks about music he likes ironically, which comes off as cowardly because you're only sharing an opinion that no one can make fun of you for.

#34 Posted by crusader8463 (13080 posts) - 11 months, 29 days ago

That music is terrible...

#35 Posted by ShaggE (4464 posts) - 11 months, 29 days ago

There's my Chippy...

#36 Posted by benson (312 posts) - 11 months, 29 days ago

Big Freedia is pretty much the embodiment of stupid summer fun

#37 Posted by Zero_ (1617 posts) - 11 months, 29 days ago

@TheVeteran13 said:

Summer Jams:

Damn dude, that's some hot shit.. thanks for that

#38 Posted by TheVeteran13 (999 posts) - 11 months, 29 days ago

@Zero_: No problem

How come no one else is posting real summer jams? You guys can do better.

#39 Posted by Bwast (1311 posts) - 11 months, 29 days ago

The summerjam.

#40 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4267 posts) - 11 months, 29 days ago
@Bwast said:

The summerjam.

THIS is the only summerjam that needs to be played
#41 Posted by BrockNRolla (1698 posts) - 11 months, 29 days ago

I can't believe how bad all this music is. It's ridiculous that there is a big enough unironic audience for it.

#42 Posted by zyn (2591 posts) - 11 months, 29 days ago

@McGrittles said:

I think Party With Your Pu$$y Out is probably her best work

What the fuck is happening to music?!

#43 Posted by Roger_Klotz (707 posts) - 11 months, 29 days ago

Man, I can't believe I paused Pink Floyd's "Shine On You Crazy Diamond" for this.

#44 Posted by FengShuiGod (1336 posts) - 11 months, 29 days ago

I'm only 20 years old and already the old man inside of me is yelling, "DAMN YOU KIDS AND YOUR GODDAMN MUSIC!!!1!!11!!"

#45 Posted by Godlyawesomeguy (5990 posts) - 11 months, 29 days ago

@FengShuiGod:Hey, there is better music today than there has been in the past. The unfortunate part of that is that it is just harder to find.

#46 Posted by ajamafalous (10617 posts) - 11 months, 28 days ago
@ItBeStefYo said:

This is this year's Kreayshawn. But it sucks. Dont like Chippy either :(

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is the most ridiculous thing.
#47 Posted by Barrock (3190 posts) - 11 months, 28 days ago

Nope. Doesn't touch Kreayshawn's original.

#48 Edited by Mikemcn (6791 posts) - 11 months, 28 days ago

The last two days have been full of the most awful music videos i've ever seen. All courtesy of Chippy Nonstop who made me realize there was music out there with negative value. Music that actually detracts from you as a human being by listening to it. Why'd you do this to us Ryan, WHY!?

#49 Posted by Dany (7877 posts) - 11 months, 28 days ago

@ItBeStefYo said:

This is this year's Kreayshawn. But it sucks. Dont like Chippy either :(

She is so gorgeous in this video.

#50 Posted by JasonR86 (7759 posts) - 11 months, 28 days ago

You know, I don't know anything about her as a person but of the two songs I've heard on here her songs are really obnoxious.

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