#1 Posted by kre8havoc (174 posts) -

Happy Yom Kippur! I hope the fast goes well.

I know I can't wait to eat lots of food!

Furr's Buffet will be destroyed tonight.

#2 Posted by psylah (2185 posts) -

I ate a 14 inch chicken parm sandwich in front of some of my jewish co-workers.

Felt good. Is this a hate crime?

#3 Posted by Bane122 (811 posts) -

@psylah: Depends, did you hate yourself after eating such a large sandwich?

#4 Posted by stryker1121 (1583 posts) -

@psylah: I don't know for sure, but I'm reporting you to the Anti-Defamation League just in case.

#5 Posted by McGhee (6075 posts) -

@psylah said:

I ate a 14 inch chicken parm sandwich in front of some of my jewish co-workers.

Felt good. Is this a hate crime?

No. If it had been a ham sandwich? Maybe.

#6 Posted by Cajun_Roux (2 posts) -

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#7 Posted by kre8havoc (174 posts) -

@McGhee said:

@psylah said:

I ate a 14 inch chicken parm sandwich in front of some of my jewish co-workers.

Felt good. Is this a hate crime?

No. If it had been a ham sandwich? Maybe.

Add some shrimp on it and I think it will be closer.

#8 Posted by runnah555 (148 posts) -

So Red Lobster's Yom Kippur promotional event is a bad idea?

#9 Posted by MarkWahlberg (4610 posts) -

It's actually a little comforting to know I'm not the only person who finds it funny to say 'happy yom kippur'. I mean, I know I'm a horrible person because of it, but still.

#10 Posted by ManU_Fan10ne (659 posts) -

I'm not jewish, but have a happy yom kippur.

#11 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

@psylah said:

I ate a 14 inch chicken parm sandwich in front of some of my jewish co-workers.

Felt good. Is this a hate crime?

The ACLU is already on its way.

#12 Posted by MikkaQ (10344 posts) -

God I feel bad now for eating all that fried chicken, mac and cheese and biscuits during a lecture I attended today. I feasted for like an hour.

#13 Posted by ShadowConqueror (3085 posts) -

More like YUM Kippur.

#14 Posted by kre8havoc (174 posts) -

Hey guys the whole world isn't Jewish. It doesn't bug me to see people eat today.

EAT AWAY!

#15 Posted by BjornTheUnicorn (358 posts) -

I am but I didn't fast this year.

L'chiam

#16 Posted by scalpel (314 posts) -

I have like 5% Jewish blood in me. You guys are alright.

#17 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) -

Well, today i ate some ham sandwi--
@kre8havoc said:

Hey guys the whole world isn't Jewish. It doesn't bug me to see people eat today.

EAT AWAY!

Oh, that's... that's okay. I mean, it's totally okay to ruin my bad joke like this. Totally. Yeah.
#18 Edited by AhmadMetallic (18954 posts) -

Jews have too many holidaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays... I need to get my car papers done and also check my clinic for my CT results but the country has been dead for like 3 days.

Then again, looking at all the days off I'll be getting at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem is great :D Holidays left and right! Anyway enjoy your feast.

#19 Posted by DoctorTran (1575 posts) -
@McGhee

@psylah said:

I ate a 14 inch chicken parm sandwich in front of some of my jewish co-workers.

Felt good. Is this a hate crime?

No. If it had been a ham sandwich? Maybe.

Or a bacon cheeseburger.
#20 Posted by wordfalling (193 posts) -

Yom Kippur comes but once a year boys.

#21 Posted by astrotriforce (1326 posts) -

Happy Yom Kippur! to all the Jews! I still don't know much about this holiday. I see some wikipedia in my near future.

#22 Posted by jewunit (1064 posts) -

Shanah tovah, you crazy nudnicks!

#23 Posted by TheHumanDove (2523 posts) -

A most excellent yom kippur