Tommy Wiseau

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART SMCN

" YOU'RE TEARING ME APART SMCN "

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART.  
 
i'll try to make it through this newest video, fingers crossed. 
thanks for the heads up.

Do you want me to order a pizza?
 
 
 
I already ordered a pizza.

My favorite line not from Tommy (because his entire performance is gold as usual): "Yeah, blood... from something that was once alive."

As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise. 

" As far as I'm concerned, you can drop off the Earth. That's a promise.  "

I want to see him direct and star in a live action version of Heavy Rain. 

" I want to see him direct and star in a live action version of Heavy Rain.  "

" I want to see him direct and star in a live action version of Heavy Rain.  "

I did not click on that link!
I did NOT!
Oh hi Kaos

" @odintal said:

" I want to see him direct and star in a live action version of Heavy Rain.  "

...oh come on, Heavy Rain acting wasn't that bad.  >.> "

" @KaosAngel said:

" @odintal said:

" I want to see him direct and star in a live action version of Heavy Rain.  "

...oh come on, Heavy Rain acting wasn't that bad.  >.> "

You mean it wasn't that good. "

" @HandsomeDead said:

" YOU'RE TEARING ME APART SMCN "

Oh hi HandsomeDead. "

The house that drips blood on Alice just got its blood test back.  It definitely has breast cancer.

Oh hi, The Room soundboard!

/throws football

I'm a little sad. There was always the chance that The Room was just an actual failure, as little a chance as that may have been. But knowing without a doubt that it was a joke kinda ruins some of the fun.

why'd he have to become so self aware? the whole fun of the room was watching a legitimate attempt at drama crumble into an absolute mess. but tommy wiseau realizing this, and trying to be funny? it's just embarrassing. :/

" I'm a little sad. There was always the chance that The Room was just an actual failure, as little a chance as that may have been. But knowing without a doubt that it was a joke kinda ruins some of the fun. "

" why'd he have to become so self aware? the whole fun of the room was watching a legitimate attempt at drama crumble into an absolute mess. but tommy wiseau realizing this, and trying to be funny? it's just embarrassing. :/ "

" why'd he have to become so self aware? the whole fun of the room was watching a legitimate attempt at drama crumble into an absolute mess. but tommy wiseau realizing this, and trying to be funny? it's just embarrassing. :/ "

Did I hear him say he was a little girl?

" Did I hear him say he was a little girl? "

" @forestofdeath said:

" why'd he have to become so self aware? the whole fun of the room was watching a legitimate attempt at drama crumble into an absolute mess. but tommy wiseau realizing this, and trying to be funny? it's just embarrassing. :/ "

he tried to claim The Room was a comedy all along. "