Trees.

You post this because you're having trouble with the maples? Are they quite convinced they are right? Are the oaks just too lofty? You know... cause they suck up all the light. Unfortunately the oaks can't help their feelings. Since they love the way they're made. They're wondering why the maples can't be happy in their shade.

Hope you ain't talking about weed.

Yes to trees, I say.

Trees are the worst!

Trees are cool.

Buncha Commies, Trees are.

Nah dude.

Fucking trees, man.

Trees are so dinosaurs.

@SockemJetpack said:

You post this because you're having trouble with the maples? Are they quite convinced they are right? Are the oaks just too lofty? You know... cause they suck up all the light. Unfortunately the oaks can't help their feelings. Since they love the way they're made. They're wondering why the maples can't be happy in their shade.

Why do you wispier, green grass? Why tell the trees what aint so? Whispering grass, the trees dont have to know.

@Dagbiker said:

@SockemJetpack said:

You post this because you're having trouble with the maples? Are they quite convinced they are right? Are the oaks just too lofty? You know... cause they suck up all the light. Unfortunately the oaks can't help their feelings. Since they love the way they're made. They're wondering why the maples can't be happy in their shade.

Why do you wispier, green grass? Why tell the trees what aint so? Whispering grass, the trees dont have to know.

All this machinery making modern mus...shit, nm.

@Landon said:

Trees are so dinosaurs.

Lol. Totally.

I'm not into that tree shit. It's cool if you are, but you can keep it - you know what I'm saying?

Ever breathe the air in a desert, not as fresh as the air in a forest.

@LD50 said:

@Dagbiker said:

@SockemJetpack said:

You post this because you're having trouble with the maples? Are they quite convinced they are right? Are the oaks just too lofty? You know... cause they suck up all the light. Unfortunately the oaks can't help their feelings. Since they love the way they're made. They're wondering why the maples can't be happy in their shade.

Why do you wispier, green grass? Why tell the trees what aint so? Whispering grass, the trees dont have to know.

All this machinery making modern mus...shit, nm.

This was almost Peartfect.

@Landon said:

Trees are so dinosaurs.

What is that reference? Bombcast?

Anyway, trees are great.

all ways hug a tree so yea man

I like trees. Palm trees are awesome and exotic.

@LD50 said:

@Dagbiker said:

@SockemJetpack said:

You post this because you're having trouble with the maples? Are they quite convinced they are right? Are the oaks just too lofty? You know... cause they suck up all the light. Unfortunately the oaks can't help their feelings. Since they love the way they're made. They're wondering why the maples can't be happy in their shade.

Why do you wispier, green grass? Why tell the trees what aint so? Whispering grass, the trees dont have to know.

All this machinery making modern mus...shit, nm.

I have a feeling that my Maple tree in the back yard will fall over this hurricane season. It's in the side of a small hill and a major root is coming up out of the side of it.

They're alright

Eh.

Trees get in the way of my car. =(

Hell yeah! Trees Bro. They give us oxygen and we give 'em dead.

Well, I fucking love oxygen.

I've never met a tree I haven't liked

How do they work?!

Trees are fucking great as long as they aren't home to spiders or some animal that wants to kill me.

@GunslingerPanda said:

Well, I fucking love oxygen.

This is the best response I can give, for I have no witty quip nor 25 year old pop reference to post.

So, yes, oxygen. I tend to enjoy it. I love it so much that I couldn't live without it for long.

Fuck trees. I'm all about bushes. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
If you know what I'm saying. 

I saw a tree get hit by lightning the other day.

they say trees is trees nah that says low

No tree, no oxygen.

@Trav said:

@LD50 said:

@Dagbiker said:

@SockemJetpack said:

You post this because you're having trouble with the maples? Are they quite convinced they are right? Are the oaks just too lofty? You know... cause they suck up all the light. Unfortunately the oaks can't help their feelings. Since they love the way they're made. They're wondering why the maples can't be happy in their shade.

Why do you wispier, green grass? Why tell the trees what aint so? Whispering grass, the trees dont have to know.

All this machinery making modern mus...shit, nm.

This was almost Peartfect.

Well those who know what's best for us must rise and save us from ourselves? Eh? Right? *taps mic*

@Undeadpool said:

How do they work?!

They take the carbon dioxide we produce and convert it to oxygen through a process called photosynthesis. Without plants and trees, no new oxygen would be produced and every human and animal would die.

Trees are pretty cool, though, what with the whole carbon-dioxide-into-oxygen thing, which, as @Morrow correctly says, is photosynthesis. Energy from the sun and carbon dioxide goes in, energy for the plant and oxygen goes out, as a very convenient arrangement for us and other animals. Hooray for 9th grade science education.

@RPGee:

Aww. The ugly need love too ♥

:D

Our flora is probably the most underrated thing in our world.

@Morrow:

That's true, it is a great tree. Doesn't need to be pretty to loved by me.

And I assume you mean Australian fauna? I agree it's completely underrated, but perhaps because I have more exposure to it, what with my gardener father, I've seen more of it than your average person. Also, I wonder how many "uninformed" foreigners assume it all houses funnel web spiders or will straight up eat them.

@RPGee:

Err no, I actually meant that all our fauna, all plants and trees there are and what they do, is underappreciated by most people. They are what keeps us alive yet we destroy more and more of it.

I'm a gardener as well :)

@Undeadpool said:

How do they work?!

Man, you're confusing magnets with trees. Common mistake.

And to answer the topic, yeah, Trees.

@Morrow:

I said fauna, didn't I? Meant to say flora. Damn. Ever had that thing where you tell yourself not to confuse one word with another, guaranteeing you will confuse it?

Anyway, that's the sentiment I was going for anyway. Yes, many are plenty pretty to look at, but they're such complicated organisms, each with their own idiosyncrasies and quirks but all of them vital in their own way and terribly fragile, and it's a shame many people don't seem to care much about them.

But I'm not here to push a pro-environment agenda here tonight, and I'm getting off-topic from this off-topic forum. For the record, I like trees a good deal, and remember a time when I liked climbing some too.

Hell yeah dude

@dudeglove said:

Hey @Sweep why can't we flag polls?

Because reasons.

@gaminghooligan: Your dumb poll is dumb.