Turns out zombie wasn't on bath salts

  • 110 results
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
Avatar image for thehumandove
TheHumanDove

2520

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#1  Edited By TheHumanDove

So it turns out the zombie that ate the homeless guy was only smoking marijuana, as the toxicology reports have discovered. Not bath salts. Also the zombie who ate the dog was on spice, which is a shitty synthetic version on weed. Thoughts? What is going onnn in hurrr

edit: and here's a link to show what I'm saying is legit http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/06/27/medical-examiner-causeway-cannibal-not-high-on-bath-salts/

Avatar image for thedudeofgaming
TheDudeOfGaming

6115

Forum Posts

47173

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 6

User Lists: 1

#2  Edited By TheDudeOfGaming

My thoughts?

  • It's fucked up
  • I feel sorry for the homeless dude

Also, you'll have loads of people coming in to tell you that weed isn't harmful, or at least not as harmful as cigars or booze...have fun.

Avatar image for turbomonkey138
turbomonkey138

5288

Forum Posts

283

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#3  Edited By turbomonkey138

the spice must flow

Fear is the mind killer

Avatar image for thehumandove
TheHumanDove

2520

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#4  Edited By TheHumanDove

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

My thoughts?

  • It's fucked up
  • I feel sorry for the homeless dude

Also, you'll have loads of people coming in to tell you that weed isn't harmful, or at least not as harmful as cigars or booze...have fun.

Oh, I'm aware. I don't even really think that weed turns people into deranged cannibals, really. Still, it's some news that makes one think, given the recent events.

Avatar image for the_laughing_man
The_Laughing_Man

13807

Forum Posts

7460

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#5  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
@TheHumanDove said:

So it turns out the zombie that ate the homeless guy was only smoking marijuana, as the toxicology reports have discovered. Not bath salts. Also the zombie who ate the dog was on spice, which is a shitty synthetic version on weed. Thoughts? What is going onnn in hurrr

Does its state the weed CAUSED him to go crazy or is it just he was smoking it? Cause thats kinda a big difference. 
Avatar image for imsorrymsjackson
Imsorrymsjackson

866

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#6  Edited By Imsorrymsjackson

@turbomonkey138: Muad'Dib?

Avatar image for jking47
jking47

1290

Forum Posts

194

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#7  Edited By jking47

So he was a crazy person. That is what I have been saying from the start of all this.

But if anyone tries to blame this on pot, I am so gonna.... Actually, I am not gonna do nothing. If you are dumb enough to think pot can make you go eat someones face you are too dumb to save.

Avatar image for thehumandove
TheHumanDove

2520

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#8  Edited By TheHumanDove

Well I'd imagine it's really difficult to say if it caused it. It's just a toxicology report or whatever, which just states what was in his system at the time of death

Avatar image for jrinswand
Jrinswand

1747

Forum Posts

60

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

#9  Edited By Jrinswand
@The_Laughing_Man: Pot doesn't cause anybody to go crazy. It's not LSD.
Avatar image for vinny_says
Vinny_Says

5913

Forum Posts

3345

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 14

#10  Edited By Vinny_Says

I bet he was listening to Hip Hop too!

These people/dog eaters have obvious mental health problems that go far beyond anything a drug can reproduce.

Avatar image for n7
N7

4159

Forum Posts

23

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 4

User Lists: 2

#11  Edited By N7
@The_Laughing_Man said:
@TheHumanDove said:

So it turns out the zombie that ate the homeless guy was only smoking marijuana, as the toxicology reports have discovered. Not bath salts. Also the zombie who ate the dog was on spice, which is a shitty synthetic version on weed. Thoughts? What is going onnn in hurrr

Does its state the weed CAUSED him to go crazy or is it just he was smoking it? Cause thats kinda a big difference. 
Weed is capable of triggering psychotic tendencies in people.
Avatar image for the_laughing_man
The_Laughing_Man

13807

Forum Posts

7460

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#12  Edited By The_Laughing_Man
@Jrinswand said:
@The_Laughing_Man: Pot doesn't cause anybody to go crazy. It's not LSD.
The way the OP states it kinda makes it sound like the weed caused him to go off. 
Avatar image for filipholm
FilipHolm

689

Forum Posts

1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 1

#13  Edited By FilipHolm

This is a great oportunity for the show "Weeds" to become alot more interesting.

Avatar image for killacam
killacam

1342

Forum Posts

66

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#14  Edited By killacam

buddy had some case of the munchies LOL!

Avatar image for vierastalo
VierasTalo

1443

Forum Posts

1030

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#15  Edited By VierasTalo

Man, I have no idea what this topic is about, but bath salts are pretty cool. Wish I had a tub to use them in.

Avatar image for thehumandove
TheHumanDove

2520

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#16  Edited By TheHumanDove

@FilipHolm said:

This is a great oportunity for the show "Weeds" to become alot more interesting.

It's probably how the series finale should end

Avatar image for ollyoxenfree
OllyOxenFree

5015

Forum Posts

19

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 9

#17  Edited By OllyOxenFree
@FilipHolm said:

This is a great oportunity for the show "Weeds" to become alot more interesting.

WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE DOGS?
Avatar image for negativecero
NegativeCero

3160

Forum Posts

32

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#18  Edited By NegativeCero

Link?

Also cannibis is really close to cannibal. Just sayin' (no I'm not being serious).

Avatar image for gjedwards
gjedwards

111

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#19  Edited By gjedwards

He who controls the spice, controls the universe!

Avatar image for professoress
ProfessorEss

7962

Forum Posts

160

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 11

#20  Edited By ProfessorEss
@killacam said:

buddy had some case of the munchies LOL!

ROFL!
Avatar image for xalienxgreyx
xaLieNxGrEyx

2646

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#21  Edited By xaLieNxGrEyx

Boom ^^

Avatar image for beachthunder
BeachThunder

15269

Forum Posts

318676

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 30

#22  Edited By BeachThunder

Are they sure he wasn't on video games? I've heard that them video games can cause people to do some pretty messed up things.

Avatar image for cale
CaLe

4567

Forum Posts

516

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#23  Edited By CaLe

The marijuana killed so many of his brain cells that he just needed more. Hence the eating of the face. Marijuana will give you Alzheimer's you know.

Avatar image for deactivated-5cc8838532af0
deactivated-5cc8838532af0

3170

Forum Posts

3

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 12

We should just nuke Miami. Everyone's happy, well except for people in Florida.

Avatar image for korwin
korwin

3919

Forum Posts

25

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

#25  Edited By korwin

@turbomonkey138 said:

the spice must flow

Fear is the mind killer

Without it the navigators will loose all sight... much like the homeless guy after the dude ate his eyes.

Avatar image for intro
intro

1280

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#26  Edited By intro

@killacam said:

buddy had some case of the munchies LOL!

I was waiting for someone to make that comment :p

Anyway, I'm guessing he was just fucked up in the head to begin with or possibly was on something the report missed (could that be possible?). Also, doesn't marjiuana stay in your system up to 30 days? For all we know, he could have smoked it once three weeks before this incident. Either way, it's still obvious that weed had nothing to do with this case, as there are hundreds of thousands of stoners and little to no faces eaten every year.

Avatar image for deactivated-63f899c29358e
deactivated-63f899c29358e

3175

Forum Posts

203

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

My thoughts on this?

I guess this is a clear case of why marijuana shouldn't be made legal, while it is less dangerous than most other drugs, it still can be dangerous for people and it really fuck up your mind.

Avatar image for saethir
saethir

377

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#28  Edited By saethir

@Imsorrymsjackson said:

@turbomonkey138: Muad'Dib?

His name is a killing word!

Avatar image for nmc2008
NMC2008

1248

Forum Posts

2

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 8

#29  Edited By NMC2008

Capcom are the only ones whom have Zombrex, so we're fucked. Also, I call bullshit on the Marijuana, weed isn't that easily available that a homeless man could get some, this is a cover up for government zombie & reverse vampire experiments.

"milhousewearethroughthelookingglasspeople.jpg"

Avatar image for no0b0rama
No0b0rAmA

1511

Forum Posts

19

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#30  Edited By No0b0rAmA

@Intro: Marijuana could have easily triggered some kind of psychosis, so it could very well be related.

Avatar image for zleunamme
Zleunamme

1082

Forum Posts

1740

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 9

#31  Edited By Zleunamme
Avatar image for bybeach
bybeach

6754

Forum Posts

1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#32  Edited By bybeach

@ProfessorEss said:

@killacam said:

buddy had some case of the munchies LOL!

ROFL!

my fav....

Avatar image for intro
intro

1280

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#33  Edited By intro

@Village_Guy said:

My thoughts on this?

I guess this is a clear case of why marijuana shouldn't be made legal, while it is less dangerous than most other drugs, it still can be dangerous for people and it really fuck up your mind.

You're trolling, right? I just wanna make sure.

Avatar image for artgarcrunkle
artgarcrunkle

988

Forum Posts

128

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#34  Edited By artgarcrunkle

As a legalist nerd with self diagnosed asperger's and no knowledge of that guys medical history I can tell you with 100% certainty that weed is evil and will definitely make you eat a human face.

Avatar image for tim_the_corsair
tim_the_corsair

3053

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

#35  Edited By tim_the_corsair

I'd rather have flesh-eating zombies than stoners, if I was given the choice.

People get real shitty when I shoot stoners in the face

Avatar image for bestusernameever
BestUsernameEver

5026

Forum Posts

347

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#36  Edited By BestUsernameEver

@TheDudeOfGaming: Seriously messed up then, if he was only on weed, it means he was just legitimately insane.

Avatar image for filipholm
FilipHolm

689

Forum Posts

1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 1

#37  Edited By FilipHolm

I blame it on rock music.

Avatar image for bestusernameever
BestUsernameEver

5026

Forum Posts

347

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#38  Edited By BestUsernameEver

@xaLieNxGrEyx: Lol, arrows pointing to the top of the page.

Avatar image for meowshi
Meowshi

2917

Forum Posts

25

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#39  Edited By Meowshi

@Village_Guy said:

My thoughts on this?

I guess this is a clear case of why marijuana shouldn't be made legal, while it is less dangerous than most other drugs, it still can be dangerous for people and it really fuck up your mind.

This is very stupid.

So very stupid.

But I'm sure you're being sarcastic.

Avatar image for undeadpool
Undeadpool

8414

Forum Posts

10761

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 20

User Lists: 18

#40  Edited By Undeadpool

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

My thoughts?

  • It's fucked up
  • I feel sorry for the homeless dude

Also, you'll have loads of people coming in to tell you that weed isn't harmful, or at least not as harmful as cigars or booze...have fun.

Right, no chance he was a psychotic schitzophrenic off his meds and on weed. The only explanation is that the weed, which has never had an effect like this on anyone in the history of the planet, is the culprit.

Avatar image for subjugation
Subjugation

4993

Forum Posts

963

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#41  Edited By Subjugation

Stoner defense force .... UNITE!

Avatar image for captaincharisma
CaptainCharisma

362

Forum Posts

37

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#42  Edited By CaptainCharisma

@Irvandus said:

We should just nuke Miami. Everyone's happy, well except for people in Florida.

Instead of nuking my state, why don't we just nuke Big Bo (insert evil laugh)

Avatar image for nathanstack
NathanStack

717

Forum Posts

3506

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#43  Edited By NathanStack
@Undeadpool: My brother died of AIDS from sharing marijuana needles, so don't joke about that stuff.
Avatar image for jking47
jking47

1290

Forum Posts

194

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#44  Edited By jking47

@Village_Guy said:

My thoughts on this?

I guess this is a clear case of why marijuana shouldn't be made legal, while it is less dangerous than most other drugs, it still can be dangerous for people and it really fuck up your mind.

There is a chance you are being sarcastic, so you get benefit of the doubt. I am sure you are aware of how many people die every year while drinking alcohol, from accidents, fights, and alcohol poisoning. And I am sure you know how bad cigarettes are for you. Right?

@Jrinswand: Really, LSD does not cause people to go crazy either. Both pot and LSD have some evidence that they may uncover underlying mental issues that were already there. So I mean, yeah, if you have an underlying psychotic condition you should not be taking any psychoactive drug without a prescription, but that is just common sense.

Avatar image for turambar
Turambar

8283

Forum Posts

114

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

#45  Edited By Turambar
@familyphotoshoot said:
@Undeadpool: My brother died of AIDS from sharing marijuana needles, so don't joke about that stuff.
Marijuana isn't a drug you take via injections unless something has changed drastically. 
Avatar image for cyraxible
cyraxible

735

Forum Posts

33

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#46  Edited By cyraxible

Village_guy doesn't even have to post anymore in this thread. Planted the seed and presto.

Avatar image for no0b0rama
No0b0rAmA

1511

Forum Posts

19

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#47  Edited By No0b0rAmA

Can't we get a government funded program for face eating people that specifically target stoners? I'd like my tax money spent on something like that.

Avatar image for deactivated-5cc8838532af0
deactivated-5cc8838532af0

3170

Forum Posts

3

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 12

@CaptainCharisma said:

@Irvandus said:

We should just nuke Miami. Everyone's happy, well except for people in Florida.

Instead of nuking my state, why don't we just nuke Big Bo (insert evil laugh)

Please Big Bo would grab his Big Bow and shoot the nuke while it's flying threw the air and destroy it before it could close to him.

Avatar image for cookiemonster
cookiemonster

2561

Forum Posts

42

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

#49  Edited By cookiemonster

I blame it on all the anime he watched.

Avatar image for undeadpool
Undeadpool

8414

Forum Posts

10761

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 20

User Lists: 18

#50  Edited By Undeadpool

@Turambar said:

@familyphotoshoot said:
@Undeadpool: My brother died of AIDS from sharing marijuana needles, so don't joke about that stuff.
Marijuana isn't a drug you take via injections unless something has changed drastically.

I believe you have been hooked into taking a joke seriously. I believe the fellow who celebrates Vader Time all the time is being facetious.