Turns out zombie wasn't on bath salts

So it turns out the zombie that ate the homeless guy was only smoking marijuana, as the toxicology reports have discovered. Not bath salts. Also the zombie who ate the dog was on spice, which is a shitty synthetic version on weed. Thoughts? What is going onnn in hurrr

edit: and here's a link to show what I'm saying is legit http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/06/27/medical-examiner-causeway-cannibal-not-high-on-bath-salts/

My thoughts?

• It's fucked up
• I feel sorry for the homeless dude

Also, you'll have loads of people coming in to tell you that weed isn't harmful, or at least not as harmful as cigars or booze...have fun.

the spice must flow

Fear is the mind killer

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

My thoughts?

• It's fucked up
• I feel sorry for the homeless dude

Also, you'll have loads of people coming in to tell you that weed isn't harmful, or at least not as harmful as cigars or booze...have fun.

Oh, I'm aware. I don't even really think that weed turns people into deranged cannibals, really. Still, it's some news that makes one think, given the recent events.

So it turns out the zombie that ate the homeless guy was only smoking marijuana, as the toxicology reports have discovered. Not bath salts. Also the zombie who ate the dog was on spice, which is a shitty synthetic version on weed. Thoughts? What is going onnn in hurrr

@turbomonkey138: Muad'Dib?

So he was a crazy person. That is what I have been saying from the start of all this.

But if anyone tries to blame this on pot, I am so gonna.... Actually, I am not gonna do nothing. If you are dumb enough to think pot can make you go eat someones face you are too dumb to save.

Well I'd imagine it's really difficult to say if it caused it. It's just a toxicology report or whatever, which just states what was in his system at the time of death

I bet he was listening to Hip Hop too!

These people/dog eaters have obvious mental health problems that go far beyond anything a drug can reproduce.

@TheHumanDove said:

So it turns out the zombie that ate the homeless guy was only smoking marijuana, as the toxicology reports have discovered. Not bath salts. Also the zombie who ate the dog was on spice, which is a shitty synthetic version on weed. Thoughts? What is going onnn in hurrr

Does its state the weed CAUSED him to go crazy or is it just he was smoking it? Cause thats kinda a big difference. 

@The_Laughing_Man: Pot doesn't cause anybody to go crazy. It's not LSD.

This is a great oportunity for the show "Weeds" to become alot more interesting.

buddy had some case of the munchies LOL!

Man, I have no idea what this topic is about, but bath salts are pretty cool. Wish I had a tub to use them in.

@FilipHolm said:

This is a great oportunity for the show "Weeds" to become alot more interesting.

It's probably how the series finale should end

This is a great oportunity for the show "Weeds" to become alot more interesting.

Link?

Also cannibis is really close to cannibal. Just sayin' (no I'm not being serious).

He who controls the spice, controls the universe!

buddy had some case of the munchies LOL!

Boom ^^

Are they sure he wasn't on video games? I've heard that them video games can cause people to do some pretty messed up things.

The marijuana killed so many of his brain cells that he just needed more. Hence the eating of the face. Marijuana will give you Alzheimer's you know.

We should just nuke Miami. Everyone's happy, well except for people in Florida.

@turbomonkey138 said:

the spice must flow

Fear is the mind killer

Without it the navigators will loose all sight... much like the homeless guy after the dude ate his eyes.

@killacam said:

buddy had some case of the munchies LOL!

I was waiting for someone to make that comment :p

Anyway, I'm guessing he was just fucked up in the head to begin with or possibly was on something the report missed (could that be possible?). Also, doesn't marjiuana stay in your system up to 30 days? For all we know, he could have smoked it once three weeks before this incident. Either way, it's still obvious that weed had nothing to do with this case, as there are hundreds of thousands of stoners and little to no faces eaten every year.

My thoughts on this?

I guess this is a clear case of why marijuana shouldn't be made legal, while it is less dangerous than most other drugs, it still can be dangerous for people and it really fuck up your mind.

@Imsorrymsjackson said:

@turbomonkey138: Muad'Dib?

His name is a killing word!

Capcom are the only ones whom have Zombrex, so we're fucked. Also, I call bullshit on the Marijuana, weed isn't that easily available that a homeless man could get some, this is a cover up for government zombie & reverse vampire experiments.

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@Intro: Marijuana could have easily triggered some kind of psychosis, so it could very well be related.

@ProfessorEss said:

@killacam said:

buddy had some case of the munchies LOL!

ROFL!

my fav....

@Village_Guy said:

My thoughts on this?

I guess this is a clear case of why marijuana shouldn't be made legal, while it is less dangerous than most other drugs, it still can be dangerous for people and it really fuck up your mind.

You're trolling, right? I just wanna make sure.

As a legalist nerd with self diagnosed asperger's and no knowledge of that guys medical history I can tell you with 100% certainty that weed is evil and will definitely make you eat a human face.

I'd rather have flesh-eating zombies than stoners, if I was given the choice.

People get real shitty when I shoot stoners in the face

@TheDudeOfGaming: Seriously messed up then, if he was only on weed, it means he was just legitimately insane.

I blame it on rock music.

@xaLieNxGrEyx: Lol, arrows pointing to the top of the page.

@Village_Guy said:

My thoughts on this?

I guess this is a clear case of why marijuana shouldn't be made legal, while it is less dangerous than most other drugs, it still can be dangerous for people and it really fuck up your mind.

This is very stupid.

So very stupid.

But I'm sure you're being sarcastic.

@TheDudeOfGaming said:

My thoughts?

• It's fucked up
• I feel sorry for the homeless dude

Also, you'll have loads of people coming in to tell you that weed isn't harmful, or at least not as harmful as cigars or booze...have fun.

Right, no chance he was a psychotic schitzophrenic off his meds and on weed. The only explanation is that the weed, which has never had an effect like this on anyone in the history of the planet, is the culprit.

Stoner defense force .... UNITE!

@Irvandus said:

We should just nuke Miami. Everyone's happy, well except for people in Florida.

Instead of nuking my state, why don't we just nuke Big Bo (insert evil laugh)

@Village_Guy said:

My thoughts on this?

I guess this is a clear case of why marijuana shouldn't be made legal, while it is less dangerous than most other drugs, it still can be dangerous for people and it really fuck up your mind.

There is a chance you are being sarcastic, so you get benefit of the doubt. I am sure you are aware of how many people die every year while drinking alcohol, from accidents, fights, and alcohol poisoning. And I am sure you know how bad cigarettes are for you. Right?

@Jrinswand: Really, LSD does not cause people to go crazy either. Both pot and LSD have some evidence that they may uncover underlying mental issues that were already there. So I mean, yeah, if you have an underlying psychotic condition you should not be taking any psychoactive drug without a prescription, but that is just common sense.

@Undeadpool: My brother died of AIDS from sharing marijuana needles, so don't joke about that stuff.

Village_guy doesn't even have to post anymore in this thread. Planted the seed and presto.

Can't we get a government funded program for face eating people that specifically target stoners? I'd like my tax money spent on something like that.

@CaptainCharisma said:

@Irvandus said:

We should just nuke Miami. Everyone's happy, well except for people in Florida.

Instead of nuking my state, why don't we just nuke Big Bo (insert evil laugh)

Please Big Bo would grab his Big Bow and shoot the nuke while it's flying threw the air and destroy it before it could close to him.

I blame it on all the anime he watched.

@Turambar said:

@familyphotoshoot said:

@Undeadpool: My brother died of AIDS from sharing marijuana needles, so don't joke about that stuff.

Marijuana isn't a drug you take via injections unless something has changed drastically.

I believe you have been hooked into taking a joke seriously. I believe the fellow who celebrates Vader Time all the time is being facetious.