uh a rpg 'offer'?

okayy, I was thinking of doing a rpg? what do you guys say? who's up for that ;D i know I am new here but psht show respect and passion for me and lets do this xD if anyone sees it of course xD

okayy, I was thinking of doing a rpg? what do you guys say? who's up for that ;D i know I am new here but psht show respect and passion for me and lets do this xD if anyone sees it of course xD

'Doing' an RPG that sounds kinky.

What exactly are you asking?

@ChadMasterFlash said:

'Doing' an RPG that sounds kinky.

You gonna play the "housewife" and I'll play the "mailman". What do you say? Wanna "RPG" with me?

lmao guys xD not so pervy ffs xD and sorry for the late answers im writing from my htc xD so yeah, i meant, maaaking a story xD you interested? and psht chad is make better than do? xD

Man, the quotes there make this one of the sketchiest topics I've seen here. Maybe give a little more context for that?

I think you should use more xD's.

You like sideways smiley faces don't you?

@ColorsOfRain: wtf is this supposed to mean

Do you want us to suggest RPGs to play? I'm confused

haii hai, master. making or doing rpg {role play game} means.. uh, just someone starta with a couple of sentences then continues other person and so on.. hope u got it ^^

Explosives are dangerous, and should be handled with caution.

I want to kill myself

No idea what the fuck is going on but I wanna see where this goes.

Always amusing to see the Giantbomb community be total smartasses to new guys.

Not that I'm defending the OP. In this case I really am somewhat amused.

Ok guys, now that he kind of explained it. LETS START!

Jeff entered the room....

@TobbRobb said:

Ok guys, now that he kind of explained it. LETS START!

Jeff entered the room....

Ryan was making Vinny dance for bread crumbs...

@Sooty said:

I want to kill myself

Context-less?

@ChadMasterFlash said:

@TobbRobb said:

Ok guys, now that he kind of explained it. LETS START!

Jeff entered the room....

Ryan was making Vinny dance for bread crumbs...

What Jeff saw broke his heart...

• You see a door to the north
• Do you open the door?

(Y/N)

[Y]

• You see an angry duder
• He rolls a 19, just over your AC
• He deals over 1/2 of your total hit points
• You die

[N]

• You're boring
• You die

...

There's your role-play. WHEEEEEEE!

what is going on in here?

Are you an advanced HTC flogging spambot?

@NinjaBerd: I dislike their pizza a great deal. One just opened and I gave it 2 tries to see if it was just an off day and it's not good. Why is it so hard to have a good pizza place? All the good ones around here closed.

I'm not sure if I'm disappointed or relieved that the silly game didn't hook on. OH WELL.

@Garfield518 said:

I think you should use more xD's.

This made me giggle. Bravo!

@Sooty said:

I want to kill myself

Alright, that's a decent setup, now we just need to make it an interesting story.

BOOM!

TRAINER RED ENTERS THE ROOM

His eyes are hot with desire as he stares deep into the irisis of his fellow peers. Their lips quiver as he slowly breaks the silence with a questionable sigh.

"Sighh", he breaths out the intoxicating fumes of man sweat and guilt.

@Sooty said:

I want to kill myself

Aeris dies.

@ColorsOfRain: xD xD xD x3 :l ._. .____. @_@ >_> <_< <_> xD xD xD u_u Y_Y :S ?_? ^*()_)(&*&%*%#

Will there be tits?

omg xD you guys xD are so xD mean to xD this person! xDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxDxD x 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000

This could be worse. We could've been reading fan fiction involving Ryan and Jeff and cannibalism.

I'll take an overdose of emoticons over that any day.

all RPGs end with someone dying.

Can I be Sephiroth?

@AlexanderSheen said:

@ChadMasterFlash said:

@TobbRobb said:

Ok guys, now that he kind of explained it. LETS START!

Jeff entered the room....

Ryan was making Vinny dance for bread crumbs...

What Jeff saw broke his heart...

He threw his muffins to the ground and fled hysterically....

@vikingdeath1 said:

@AlexanderSheen said:

@ChadMasterFlash said:

@TobbRobb said:

Ok guys, now that he kind of explained it. LETS START!

Jeff entered the room....

Ryan was making Vinny dance for bread crumbs...

What Jeff saw broke his heart...

He threw his muffins to the ground and fled hysterically....

And then everyone died horribly spontaneous, fiery deaths because the DM decided to be a dick.

Grammar? Psht guys! Accidentally a word? Psht guys! >_< xD

This topic has gotten out of hand and horribly off topic. As such I am locking it down.