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#1 Edited by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

Just post your pickup lines here!

If you were a Pikmin, I'll pick you first.

#2 Posted by thevigilanteoflove (504 posts) -

I used to care little for you, but then I took cupid's arrow to the knee. Zing!

#3 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -

Gotta Catch Them All, Pokemon!

BTW, I don't flirt or use pick-up lines. Just thought that would be funny, though it isn't.

#4 Posted by Fajita_Jim (1463 posts) -

I did have a girl tell me back in High School, when I tried to get her out for some dinner, that my princess was in another castle.

I laughed.

#5 Posted by Dagbiker (6939 posts) -

Wana play with my wii

#7 Posted by hwy_61 (922 posts) -

Baby, you must be the the Master of Unlocking...the lock to my heart.

#8 Posted by iam3green (14390 posts) -

STD is just like pokemon, you got to catch them all.

#9 Posted by Irvandus (2826 posts) -

I'd raid your dungeon.

#10 Posted by Rerejo28 (135 posts) -

Strap it on.

#11 Posted by MysteriousBob (6272 posts) -

This stuff is tragic.

#12 Posted by Dagbiker (6939 posts) -

Excuse me, how much does a Frost Dragon weigh, enough to break the ice.

#13 Posted by PeasantAbuse (5138 posts) -

@Dagbiker said:

Excuse me, how much does a Frost Dragon weigh, enough to break the ice.

"Are you calling me fat?"

#14 Edited by Chemin (632 posts) -

"If I were Pyramid Head I would rape you".
 
Or perhaps that's a bit too forward? Hmm.
 

#15 Posted by Icicle7x3 (1173 posts) -

Wanna see my screw attack?

#16 Posted by Empirepaintball (1392 posts) -

@Icicle7x3 said:

Wanna see my screw attack?

Gold!

#17 Posted by BoG (5181 posts) -

You make my Snake solid.

Why am I posting in this topic?

#18 Posted by Hockeymask27 (3683 posts) -

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#19 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -

@BoG: Don't be shocked if you pick up a few PMs from girls by saying that. They really like Solid Snake!

#20 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -
@BraveToaster said:

Can I fuck you at the coffee shop in San Andreas?

But that sex add-on wasn't in a coffee shop.. You mean "Invite me in for coffee so I can fuck you by tapping Left Shift."
#21 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

I got this Blue Feather for you. I doubt anyone got that....

#22 Posted by Aegon (5403 posts) -

I like how everyone is ignoring the lameness of SexyToad's pickup lines. 

#23 Posted by Empirepaintball (1392 posts) -

@H2Oyea said:

I like how everyone is ignoring the lameness of SexyToad's pickup lines.

His name is SexyToad. I don't expect much.

#24 Posted by Yummylee (21255 posts) -

@BoG said:

You make my Snake solid.

Why am I posting in this topic?

Aren't you supposed to block bollocks like this?

#25 Posted by Blackout62 (1329 posts) -

Girl you so hot you're makin' my Xbox red ring.

I used to not be single, then I took an arrow to the heart.

#26 Edited by Godlyawesomeguy (6386 posts) -

@Abyssfull said:

@BoG said:

You make my Snake solid.

Why am I posting in this topic?

Aren't you supposed to block bollocks like this?

I bet you're a ton of fun.

Also: Wanna come to my room and find out who turned out the lights?

#27 Posted by LaszloKovacs (1139 posts) -

@Colt45 said:

Girl, I go down like PSN.

I was against this thread until I saw this.

#29 Posted by Aegon (5403 posts) -

Would you kindly go out with me for a couple of months then marry and make babies with me? 

#30 Posted by habster3 (3595 posts) -

Hey babe, are you a member of the Beauty and the Beast Corps? Because my snake just got solid; come over here and I'll slip a little Big Boss into you hehehe

#31 Edited by iPliskin (117 posts) -

"I wanna defecate in your mouth". From Gran Turismo.

#33 Posted by Chemin (632 posts) -
@Colt45 said:

Girl, I go down like PSN.

I laughed. A lot. 
 
I need to go to sleep, seriously.
#34 Edited by aquaviva (39 posts) -

When the going gets tough, someone hold my rodent!

Full plate, and packing steel.

Wanna 1UP

Lemme call you Silent Hill.... 'cause things will really get freaky when I'm inside you.

Hey, baby, can I hide my Solid Snake inside your box

#35 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -

I had a guy tell me this once: 
 
"Baby, life's like Tetris and I'm that long block you've been waiting all your life for."
 
I think I nearly choked laughing that evening.
Pick up lines in general are beyond overdone, and adding videogames to them, while funny, is not helping much!
A good joke gets your in better places far as I'm concerned.

#36 Posted by jetsetwillie (857 posts) -

if used video games in chat up lines im pretty sure id still be yet to sleep naked with a lady.

#37 Posted by IkariNoTekken (990 posts) -

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

I had a guy tell me this once: "Baby, life's like Tetris and I'm that long block you've been waiting all your life for." I think I nearly choked laughing that evening. Pick up lines in general are beyond overdone, and adding videogames to them, while funny, is not helping much! A good joke gets your in better places far as I'm concerned.

Sure, that was a bad line but you didn't have to laugh in front of all my friends did you? :)

#38 Posted by IkariNoTekken (990 posts) -

The Ratchet and Clank series has you covered:

I'm on a quest for booty and with you, I've hit the jackpot.

Would you like to check out my tools of destruction?

#39 Posted by buzz_killington (3532 posts) -

Girl, you upgrade my firmware to a whole new level.

#40 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8698 posts) -
@IkariNoTekken said:

@TaliciaDragonsong said:

I had a guy tell me this once: "Baby, life's like Tetris and I'm that long block you've been waiting all your life for." I think I nearly choked laughing that evening. Pick up lines in general are beyond overdone, and adding videogames to them, while funny, is not helping much! A good joke gets your in better places far as I'm concerned.

Sure, that was a bad line but you didn't have to laugh in front of all my friends did you? :)

Be glad I didn't walk out right away xD
#41 Posted by 49th (2691 posts) -

I would do maybe like a if you were Yoshi I'd ride you all day.. Well idk. Im not that good at pick up lines.

Online
#42 Posted by NekuSakuraba (7240 posts) -

''Girl, you're the kingdom to my heart. ''

''All your base are belong to me.''

#43 Posted by Video_Game_King (36012 posts) -

I play video games. Have sex with me.

#44 Posted by IkariNoTekken (990 posts) -

@Video_Game_King: Great line, but I'm afraid it only really works if your the king of video games and we all know there's only one of those.

#45 Posted by XenoNick (1390 posts) -

I wanna do a barrel roll....with you *Oh Christ*

#46 Posted by bibz (35 posts) -

Yo shorty! I wanna hit that bigass rump.

No russian baby, I'm hung like makarov

#47 Edited by Vonocourt (2118 posts) -

@bibz said:

No russian baby, I'm hung like makarov

Jesus shit...this topic's over.

#48 Posted by Sweep (8817 posts) -

@Colt45 said:

Girl, I go down like PSN.

You just vindicated this entire thread.

Moderator
#49 Posted by solidlife (877 posts) -

I'm gonna beat it up like I play fighting games. PERFECT

#50 Posted by Dagbiker (6939 posts) -

Have you ever played wet?