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#101 Posted by Scooper (7882 posts) -

I like to just walk up behind girls and whisper "...prepare for unforeseen consequences..."

#102 Posted by SexyToad (2760 posts) -

After I'm done with you, you'll be in max Payne

#103 Posted by RazielCuts (2930 posts) -
#104 Posted by Video_Game_King (36004 posts) -

Why are so many people bumping old-ish threads? Might as well post something relevant:

#105 Edited by TheManWithNoPlan (5230 posts) -

- Hey Princess Peach, I'd fix your pipes anyday.

- Hey girl, you wanna hang out with the Koopa King.

- Everytime I see you I get a One-Up.

- In space, no one can hear you scream sweet nothings.

- You ready to meet your Final Fantasy.

I'd never use any of these or any pick up line in general.

Edit: I just realized this is yet another bumped thread. Well, at least it was an entertaining one.

Oh wait, I thought of another one. (Hey girl, tired of singleplayer? How bout we play some co-op together.)

#106 Posted by briangodsoe (487 posts) -

Wanna make a Jill sandwich?

#107 Posted by Bigandtasty (3202 posts) -
#108 Posted by TooWalrus (13136 posts) -

@razielcuts: That legitimately made me want to puke- and i can't explain why.

#109 Posted by TooWalrus (13136 posts) -

@razielcuts: And then I laughed waaaaay to loud about contra...seption. So... thanks?

#110 Posted by Arbie (1449 posts) -

@razielcuts: Haha I love the girls reaction to Max Payne! "Straaaaange!" and also "I'm into necrophila. They call me the Tomb Raider." Haha such a brilliant video!

#111 Edited by MikeJFlick (438 posts) -

hey babe, I heard you're a snake eater.

#112 Edited by TopCat88 (174 posts) -

I wanna UNSC you naked.

We should spend some time together alone. In the dark.

Hi, I'm Thomas. I was alone...and then I met you.

I'm done now.

#113 Edited by Bob_Toeback (308 posts) -

If you were a hooker, and I picked you up on the street, I swear I wouldn't kill you and steal your money afterwards.

#114 Posted by Hunter5024 (5542 posts) -

@razielcuts: That was amazing. "I would fuck her Dead or Alive" I can't believe they actually got numbers.

#115 Edited by Sackmanjones (4652 posts) -

The person who bumped this thread deserves to burn in a thousand fires.

#116 Edited by GIyn (202 posts) -

Can I insert my masterchief into your cortana?

#117 Edited by Superfriend (1526 posts) -

@giyn said:

Can I insert my masterchief into your cortana?

It´s the other way around.. aaand yeah, that makes it sound kinda kinky.

#118 Edited by GIyn (202 posts) -

a-ha is this my chance?

#119 Edited by Nightriff (4915 posts) -

I don't remember any of them but Brock always had a good one liner in the pokemon films, I don't think that is what you were looking for but fuck you, Brock is the best and is a video game character

#120 Posted by Tireyo (6409 posts) -

"Connect the equipment into an outlet on a circuit different from that to which the receiver is connected." - Wii Manual

#121 Posted by cheishxc (92 posts) -

If I were an NES cartridge would you blow me?

No need to solo tonight, I'll go top.

I heard you were an epic mount.

That's a nice dress. What's the drop rate?

Please, please, please, for the love of God, go out with me I've been single for so long!

#122 Posted by TrafalgarLaw (1037 posts) -

Gurlll, I could be your half-minute hero. Can I stay the night between your silent hills?


#123 Edited by JouselDelka (967 posts) -

This is a fantastic thread, it gave me great joy!

Let's see..

"Hey girl, You're the keycard to my--- Oh you're Taken? Ok sorry to bother you, now I will burn you to death with my flashlight."

#124 Edited by AziMuttyo (82 posts) -

You make my CPU go hot?

Wanna see my flight stick?

#125 Edited by MaFoLu (1858 posts) -

Can I put my Johnson in your Cave?

Wanna show me your boob physics?

Let's have sex, and if you're Still Alive tomorrow I Want You Gone.

#126 Edited by SomeJerk (3143 posts) -

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me five times in a rapid succession? (Dark Souls PvP, using a special Miracle triggered by five hits)

#127 Posted by charlie_victor_bravo (944 posts) -

-You look like a smart person, can you tell me what these "video games " that every one is talking about actually are?

#128 Edited by Dagbiker (6939 posts) -

This thread is bad and everyone in this thread should feel bad ( yes i realise i posted on the first page )


Some bad joke about jacking Daxter.

#129 Edited by Skooky (473 posts) -

I'm gonna beat it up like I play fighting games. PERFECT

I'm going to P on you.