vince offer is back people. for those of you who don't know who is he. he is the shamwow guy. he got in trouble with the law for buying a hooker and getting beaten up by her in florida.
well, he is back with a new product, the Schticky. it's a lint roller to get lint off your clothing and things.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer
"take care of that shedding pussy"
Vince offer is back!
How the hell are you going to use a roller to get rid of Lent, Catholics have been observing it for well over a thousand years?
That fat guy at 17 seconds must have a killer job because his wife looks like she's out of his league.
In the future we'll all have cyber-implanted earpiece-microphones.
Fucking why ain't I a robot yet? I feel like I was lied to as a child.
He will show the true ways of the future and when we all join his everlasting commercial, he will absolve us of our sins!
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@Lifestrike said:
@Claude said:
He could sell me my ass and I would buy it.Billy Mays would of sold two asses for the price of one if he was alive! Don't tell me you wouldn't buy it.
yeah, but the asses he sells have cracks in them.
Asses are supposed to have cracks. O_o If asses didn't have cracks, how could it be an ass?
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@Lifestrike said:
@Claude said:
He could sell me my ass and I would buy it.Billy Mays would of sold two asses for the price of one if he was alive! Don't tell me you wouldn't buy it.
yeah, but the asses he sells have cracks in them.
Asses are supposed to have cracks. O_o If asses didn't have cracks, how could it be an ass?
That's the joke.
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@Lifestrike said:
@Claude said:
He could sell me my ass and I would buy it.Billy Mays would of sold two asses for the price of one if he was alive! Don't tell me you wouldn't buy it.
yeah, but the asses he sells have cracks in them.
Asses are supposed to have cracks. O_o If asses didn't have cracks, how could it be an ass?
That's the joke.
I know it is, I just added on to it!
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@Lifestrike said:
@Claude said:
He could sell me my ass and I would buy it.Billy Mays would of sold two asses for the price of one if he was alive! Don't tell me you wouldn't buy it.
yeah, but the asses he sells have cracks in them.
Asses are supposed to have cracks. O_o If asses didn't have cracks, how could it be an ass?
That's the joke.
I know it is, I just added on to it!
shit, thought you were serious. my bad.
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@Lifestrike said:
@Claude said:
He could sell me my ass and I would buy it.Billy Mays would of sold two asses for the price of one if he was alive! Don't tell me you wouldn't buy it.
yeah, but the asses he sells have cracks in them.
Asses are supposed to have cracks. O_o If asses didn't have cracks, how could it be an ass?
That's the joke.
I know it is, I just added on to it!
shit, thought you were serious. my bad.
The asses he sells also has holes in them! That only makes it better for the males... except me. =-D Take a look at my "Coming Out of the Closet" post in the off-topic forum if you already haven't looked to find out why. And yes I made a mistake calling it celibacy, and no it wasn't really too smart of me to post something like that... but whatever!
@Village_Guy said:
He will show the true ways of the future and when we all join his everlasting commercial, he will absolve us of our sins!
Ewwww! A BRONY!
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@Lifestrike said:
@Claude said:
He could sell me my ass and I would buy it.Billy Mays would of sold two asses for the price of one if he was alive! Don't tell me you wouldn't buy it.
yeah, but the asses he sells have cracks in them.
Asses are supposed to have cracks. O_o If asses didn't have cracks, how could it be an ass?
Claude's joke was perfect and then you guys just had to come in and ruin it, hadn't you? :P@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@Lifestrike said:
@Claude said:
He could sell me my ass and I would buy it.Billy Mays would of sold two asses for the price of one if he was alive! Don't tell me you wouldn't buy it.
yeah, but the asses he sells have cracks in them.
Asses are supposed to have cracks. O_o If asses didn't have cracks, how could it be an ass?
That's the joke.
I know it is, I just added on to it!
shit, thought you were serious. my bad.
The asses he sells also has holes in them! That only makes it better for the males... except me. =-D Take a look at my "Coming Out of the Closet" post in the off-topic forum if you already haven't looked to find out why. And yes I made a mistake calling it celibacy, and no it wasn't really too smart of me to post something like that... but whatever!
@Legend said:
@Tireyo643Claude's joke was perfect and then you guys just had to come in and ruin it, hadn't you? :P@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@Lifestrike said:
@Claude said:
He could sell me my ass and I would buy it.Billy Mays would of sold two asses for the price of one if he was alive! Don't tell me you wouldn't buy it.
yeah, but the asses he sells have cracks in them.
Asses are supposed to have cracks. O_o If asses didn't have cracks, how could it be an ass?
That's the joke.
I know it is, I just added on to it!
shit, thought you were serious. my bad.
The asses he sells also has holes in them! That only makes it better for the males... except me. =-D Take a look at my "Coming Out of the Closet" post in the off-topic forum if you already haven't looked to find out why. And yes I made a mistake calling it celibacy, and no it wasn't really too smart of me to post something like that... but whatever!
I didn't ruin it! Billy Mays WAS serious business. =-P
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@Lifestrike said:
@Claude said:
He could sell me my ass and I would buy it.Billy Mays would of sold two asses for the price of one if he was alive! Don't tell me you wouldn't buy it.
yeah, but the asses he sells have cracks in them.
Asses are supposed to have cracks. O_o If asses didn't have cracks, how could it be an ass?
Have you ever seen Coneheads?
@jakob187 said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@Lifestrike said:
@Claude said:
He could sell me my ass and I would buy it.Billy Mays would of sold two asses for the price of one if he was alive! Don't tell me you wouldn't buy it.
yeah, but the asses he sells have cracks in them.
Asses are supposed to have cracks. O_o If asses didn't have cracks, how could it be an ass?
Have you ever seen Coneheads?
.... I have.
@Tireyo643 said:
@jakob187 said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@Lifestrike said:
@Claude said:
He could sell me my ass and I would buy it.Billy Mays would of sold two asses for the price of one if he was alive! Don't tell me you wouldn't buy it.
yeah, but the asses he sells have cracks in them.
Asses are supposed to have cracks. O_o If asses didn't have cracks, how could it be an ass?
Have you ever seen Coneheads?
.... I have.
...then you know true pain, my son. Go forth and conquer the world. May the Force be with you.
@Legend said:
@Tireyo643Claude's joke was perfect and then you guys just had to come in and ruin it, hadn't you? :P@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@Lifestrike said:
@Claude said:
He could sell me my ass and I would buy it.Billy Mays would of sold two asses for the price of one if he was alive! Don't tell me you wouldn't buy it.
yeah, but the asses he sells have cracks in them.
Asses are supposed to have cracks. O_o If asses didn't have cracks, how could it be an ass?
That's the joke.
I know it is, I just added on to it!
shit, thought you were serious. my bad.
The asses he sells also has holes in them! That only makes it better for the males... except me. =-D Take a look at my "Coming Out of the Closet" post in the off-topic forum if you already haven't looked to find out why. And yes I made a mistake calling it celibacy, and no it wasn't really too smart of me to post something like that... but whatever!
Stop this fucking madness.
@ShaggE said:
A little forced (okay, VERY forced... the double entendres were funny the first time because they were unexpected, and could pass as accidental), but I can't hate Vince Offer. In a world without Billy Mays, nobody else can make infomercials that aren't painful to watch.
You better bow down before Ron Popeil before he smites all your shitty modern day pitchmen. He already ended Billy Mays.
These things already exist and the stickiness of the product will undoubtedly fade away over time. Like his silly Shamwow stuff, this product will not work nearly as well in real life. It's convenient that in the video all the messes are of exactly the right size to be removed with one quick roll - but what if you don't have a neat, palm-sized patch of crumbs? What if you don't have a conveniently sized patch of pet fur that needs to be rolled up - what if you're entire couch is covered in pet fur (I have two German Shepherds and by god do they shed a ton of fur)? What if your entire table is covered in crumbs?
I'm not buying it, Vince. I'm not buying it. Those shamwows were a goddamn disappointment.
@theguy said:
@Legend said:
@Tireyo643Claude's joke was perfect and then you guys just had to come in and ruin it, hadn't you? :P@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@NakAttack said:
@Tireyo643 said:
@Lifestrike said:
@Claude said:
He could sell me my ass and I would buy it.Billy Mays would of sold two asses for the price of one if he was alive! Don't tell me you wouldn't buy it.
yeah, but the asses he sells have cracks in them.
Asses are supposed to have cracks. O_o If asses didn't have cracks, how could it be an ass?
That's the joke.
I know it is, I just added on to it!
shit, thought you were serious. my bad.
The asses he sells also has holes in them! That only makes it better for the males... except me. =-D Take a look at my "Coming Out of the Closet" post in the off-topic forum if you already haven't looked to find out why. And yes I made a mistake calling it celibacy, and no it wasn't really too smart of me to post something like that... but whatever!
Stop this fucking madness.
I'll stop. Just don't remind me! I guess the ass you ordered didn't have a crack or a hole in it. If I were you, I'd return it and get my money back!
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