Vinny Vinny

So in honor of the BLLSL2, I created an ode to Giant Bomb in the form of an incredibly bad cover of Kreayshawn's Gucci Gucci

I can not rap (or sing), I have zero musical talent, and my audio production skills are bad. I say this, so you don't have to tell me..it's supposed to be this bad.

That being said, I give you "Vinny Vinny"

If you want to comment, tell me why you love Giant Bomb or share a favorite moment from the past 3 years.

****** This is the new re mastered version as of 9-9-11 @ 7:45 pm EST ********

by request, here are the lyrics

(hook)

podcast room, full of guys bitching

It goes something like

Vinny Vinny, Jeffrie, Jeffrie, Bradley, Bradley, Ryan

other websites can't compete, and that's why they be cryin

giant bomb's the heart of the whiskey media family

san francisco represent, the besy online community

yeah you can pay by month, you can even pay by year

and if you get that gold medallion, you can hang with luchadeer

bitch you must be crazy, these dudes are not lazy

where else you gonna see grown men shake the baby

Charming, Garrilous, even ghetto fabulous

props from New Yorker and top fifty on Time's website list

call Dave if the chat is broke, call Dave if the site is down

top men always on the job, makin rivals look like clowns

Jeff's in the coupe cruisin, Ryan's live streamin

duders in the chat, gettin hyped they be screamin

bitch, they put a cam in the fridge and the freezer

snatchin gamespot readers at their leisure

(hook)

Viinny, Vinny , Jeffrie,Jeffrie, Bradley, Bradley, Ryan

Brad looking like John Carmack but sounding like James Earl

Jones, you know he gives the girls what they want

and you never know when Vinny's gonna drop a cunt

I'm yellin Vinny's Nasty, til my throat is raspy

Brad keeps it classy, he be where Starcraft be

site's down, just post shit to google doc

amazon meltdown, giant bomb can not be stopped

piss Ryan off and he'll block your ass on twitter

laughing at the trolls while they be gettin bitter

Jeff don't eat lettuce, but Ryan does eat sushi

the only website that makes you buy a Zojirushi

editors, engineers, cash needed for the books

your subscription helps pay for so many quick looks

like Cargo, the quest for gravity

i'm kicking buddies in their little anal cavities

(hook)

Oh, all you basic ass websites

we got no room for bad websites

we don't need IGN, we don't need gamespot

we be giant bombin, ehhh MEOW

I love you.

Post the lyrics!

Do I like it? 
 
  

@Vito_Raliffe:

will do

...?

lol

lol this is awesome. props for taking your time to do something like this lol

@evildeadron: I like it! Nice work.

Since it's supposed to be bad (and I mean this with full respect), I like that you get off-beat while you're rapping. But seriously, intentionally bad or not, this is GREAT. I didn't like the original's lyrics anyway, but DAT BASS!

EDIT: The crew should use this as the outro to a future podcast.

Everything about this is terrific.

More like incredibly GOOD improvement over Gucci Gucci. That was great.

Ahahaha, good job duder. 
 
Also CUNT

edit made, lyrics now posted

The lyrics are good, but I'm not diggin' the beat.

Don't shake the baby!

Haha, good job.

I like the intentionally bad version, but someone should get this man some professional sound editing assistance to make the good version so I can listen to it every day.

i had to rush this out today, with limited time.....i can assure you, there will be a better edited version at some point

I feel like I need to annotate the lyrics so that people unfamiliar with Giant Bomb can understand.

"podcast room, full of guys bitching" - This is GOLD

great video

I think it's incredibly clever, though having the background track with vocals from the original song completely ruins it. I had more fun just reading the lyrics and playing the song in my head.

Wow, this is phenomenal.

How do we recommend something for the Community Thing on the front page?

I feel like I need to annotate the lyrics so that people unfamiliar with Giant Bomb can understand.

Holy Fuck, toasting in epic bread.

Honestly, super clever lyrics, I fucking love this.

Awesome, you are most definitely not a basic bitch.

@PeasantAbuse:

that's the best compliment any one could ever receive

@Toxin066: AFAIK the interns are in charge of that and just pick whatever they see and think is cool.

You could try PMing one I guess, but I have no idea who's still in the office and who went back to school.

This is pretty fucking awesome.

I just listened to it again, and I liked it even more the second time!

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You are a god among men

I are in awe. Well done.

well done I think its the white man rapping aspect that made it

That was amazing. The only thing stopping it from being even more amazing is the audio quality. If you got to record it properly, that would put it over the top.

LOL, That was great, The lyrics were actually really good IMO, on topic for the website all the way through and using most of GB best/controversial moments, Loved it. 
 
Have not heard Jeff rap in awhile, He is pretty good, They should get Jeff to do this song and use it for something, No offense intended I really enjoyed your video but like you said your not a rapper Jeff is and well you could be proud they used your words, I just say this as I did not want to offend by saying Jeff should record using your lyrics.  
 
Loved the line about snatching gamespot users up.
 
I remember watching the gamespot live show thing years ago were Midnight brown came on and did some songs loved it also it was the first time I heard MC Chris who actually has some great songs.

Nice, Ron.

@Brendan said:

I like the intentionally bad version, but someone should get this man some professional sound editing assistance to make the good version so I can listen to it every day.

I could offer amateur/hobbyist/enthusiast level sound editing assistance. Plus I have experience running inside-jokes into the ground.

Man I love you, this is just great. Thank you. 

Hey whatever, this is great!  I hate Kreayshawn but I can dig this!  Verse 2 was much tighter than the first verse but you know what, it doesnt matter because this song is so great

Cunt song was better though.

Holy shit that was amazing.

The part where Vinny dropped a cunt was great.  Good job, dude.

THIS IS SO GOOD

This is the literal best.

FUCK THIS IS THE BEST.

you guys are all so kind

i will dropping your checks in the mail tomorrow

I was about to go to bed, but this is so good that I CAN'T STOP LISTENING TO IT.

@evildeadron said:

you guys are all so kind

i will dropping your checks in the mail tomorrow

Wait... are you getting paid by Zojirushi now too?!

I applaud the effort.