Wanna Make Your Girlfriend Love You? Have Her Kidnapped.

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#1  Edited By Silverain

Holy hell, this is hilarious. Be sure to click the link for a picture of the helmet.

James Wakefield hoped to win back his girlfriend's affections by having her abducted by a friend, then "heroically" rescuing her, a court heard.

He offered his friend Aaron Rawson £20,000 to take the woman to a wood and threaten to attack her, while wearing the helmet to disguise his voice.

Wakefield, 28, would then turn up and "save" her in the hope of winning her back, the court heard.

Rawson, 21, claimed he thought Wakefield was joking until he turned up with the £40 helmet he had bought at Woolworths, along with night vision goggles, handcuffs, an air pistol, a balaclava, a boiler suit and a knife block.

James Hett, prosecuting, told Nottingham Crown Court: "Any reservations that Wakefield was being less than serious were soon dispelled by those purchases."

The court was told that Rawson was meant to go to the woman's home in Newark, Nottinghamshire, hold the knife to her throat, then bundle her into the boot of a car and take her to the woods.

But after waiting outside her home twice, Rawson abandoned the plan.

On the first occasion, he ran away after he was "spooked" by a cat. The second time he ran off after being caught in the glare of an approaching car's headlights, the court heard.

Wakefield had lived with the woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, for six months before she ended their relationship three days before Christmas.

He denied conspiracy to kidnap but was found guilty and sentenced to 14 months in prison.

Rawson, of Newark, admitted the same charge at an earlier hearing and was given nine months in jail, suspended for 18 months.

He was also handed a supervision order, made the subject of a curfew and ordered to attend an alcohol treatment programme.

Sentencing, Mr Justice McCombe told the pair they were guilty of "a despicable and cowardly plot."


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#2  Edited By twenty0ne

Well that guy's an idiot.

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He could have just bought her some flowers and a box of chocolates. Crazy bastard.

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#4  Edited By Silverain

It's like something out of a Disney show.

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#5  Edited By Karmum

You have got to be kidding me. *facepalm*

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#6  Edited By dj

I wonder what happened to the actual kidnapper.

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#7  Edited By CJT

Lmao

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#8  Edited By Silverain
Dj said:
"I wonder what happened to the actual kidnapper."
Nobody was kidnapped. Both of the conspirators were put in jail; the mastermind for 14 months, the pawn for 9 months.
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#9  Edited By Whight_Knight

Thats gold.What a dumbass.Kinda sucks for him that he got dumped 3 days before Christmas though ...

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#10  Edited By BreatheEasy

Good plan.

*Runs off with notepad and pencil plotting*

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#11  Edited By atejas
Silverain said:
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On the first occasion, he ran away after he was "spooked" by a cat.
"


Classic.
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#12  Edited By Nobility

So that's what I've been doing wrong all along.

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#13  Edited By Shawn

Thanks for the laugh!

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#14  Edited By MisterMollusk

Huh, it got me and my gf back together just fine!

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#15  Edited By MisterMollusk

Huh, it got me and my gf back together just fine!

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#16  Edited By epic_pets

Lol great advice that is sure to work

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#17  Edited By Bennyishere

Aw, it didn't even play out? Maybe someone should do that....

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Smooth move, dude. Good luck with ladies in the future.

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#19  Edited By MrRetep

I might try this....

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#20  Edited By Solid_SnakeXx

full of awesonness

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#21  Edited By Merforga

I'd hit it.

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#22  Edited By Carmel_Chewy

Lawl fail

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#23  Edited By phatkav

LMAO. Such an idiot.

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#24  Edited By chazer127

Failure of Epic standards. What was he thinking?