Ways to know the girl you like just doesn't like you.. at all..

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#1  Edited By DukesT3

When you walk down the hallway and wave at her to say hi she spits in your eye. 

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#2  Edited By Video_Game_King

I'm guessing when she tells her boyfriend to hammer the message into your mind....with his fist.

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#3  Edited By ZombieHunterOG


 
 
excellent post 

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#4  Edited By AhmadMetallic
@LooseChange said:

" she spits in your eye.  "

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA man im giggling like a schoolgirl in her uniform 
 
 
Edit: sorry im not gonna contribute to this cuz i despise the whole boy/girl game .. 
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#5  Edited By damnboyadvance

When she kicks you in the nuts. Trust me, I'm a flirt. But that's not flirting, flirt flirt.

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#6  Edited By iam3green

cool, i guess that happened to u sometime in ur life. lol that sucks. a lot of times girls just kind of look at me. i say hi their like o_o i walk away.

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#7  Edited By natetodamax

When you create a thread about ways to know the girl you like just doesn't like you.... at all

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#8  Edited By buzz_clik

When she won't put the lotion in the basket.

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#9  Edited By TheMustacheHero

When she kills you in your sleep.

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@natetodamax said:
" When you create a thread about ways to know the girl you like just doesn't like you.... at all "
This
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#11  Edited By Tireyo

When she give you a dirty look for no reason.

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#12  Edited By Seedofpower

I could have been worse. After spitting in your eyes, she would shove you down the stairs and then call rape.

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#13  Edited By Arkthemaniac
@TheMustacheHero said:
" When she kills you in your sleep. "
True story, I know firsthand.
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#14  Edited By EdIsCool

when she sprays you with mace when she catches you staring at her ass.. I couldnt see for ages and my eye lids went all puffy and sore  for like a week afterwards
I mean talk about  overreaction....

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#15  Edited By MiamiRedHawks

I don't think that you'd want to date a person who spits on people anyways...

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#16  Edited By Baillie

Yeah, that bitch better swallow.

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#17  Edited By breadfan

When she comes back as a zombie and eats your brains

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#18  Edited By MatthewMeadows

When she gets a restraining order....pfft courts shmourts what can they do???!!!?

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#19  Edited By FluxWaveZ

When you ask her to go out for coffee and she accepts and when you meet up at the location she somehow puts a certain substance in your coffee before you drink it without you seeing it, making you lose conciousness and when you wake up you find yourself naked and tied up on a bench in a dark basement with the lights off and with the corpses of your family, friends and pets surrounding you with the girl blankly staring at you holding a blood stained knife in her right hand and a demented smile on her face, saying: "I'll never go out with you, and so that you stop bothering me...", she then approaches you and cuts off your tongue so that you can no longer speak and shortly after you feel a heavy hit on the back of your head and when you wake up you are in a bed at your house with a tongueless mouth.

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When she's a lesbian with a really hot girlfriend and she shows you pictures and videos of them gettin freaky, but never lets you watch in person. Then you fall hopelessly in love with her, and realising that you can never have her you turn to drugs and before you end up killing yourself you run away to another country, never to speak to her again.
 
..... what?

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#21  Edited By Baillie
@Br3adfan said:
" When she comes back as a zombie and eats your brains "
A7X?
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#22  Edited By breadfan
@Baillie said:
@Br3adfan said:
" When she comes back as a zombie and eats your brains "
A7X?
Wah?
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#23  Edited By ryanwho

I'm kinda wondering what creepyness you've been up to to inspire someone to spit in your face.

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#24  Edited By Baillie
@Br3adfan said:
" @Baillie said:
@Br3adfan said:
" When she comes back as a zombie and eats your brains "
A7X?
Wah? "
Avenged Sevenfold - A Little Piece of Heaven.
If that's not what you were referring to then I suggest you check out the video of the song so I don't feel like an idiot!
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#25  Edited By auspiciousqueue

When she looks at you in horror and then runs screaming form the room while trying to hold down the vomit that has churned in her stomach.    
 
When I had that feeling, I knew I didn't like him. Maybe thats just me.

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#26  Edited By breadfan
@Baillie said:
@Br3adfan said:
" @Baillie said:
@Br3adfan said:
" When she comes back as a zombie and eats your brains "
A7X?
Wah? "
Avenged Sevenfold - A Little Piece of Heaven. If that's not what you were referring to then I suggest you check out the video of the song so I don't feel like an idiot!
Avenged Sevenfold aint really my thing
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#27  Edited By Arkthemaniac
@ryanwho said:
" I'm kinda wondering what creepyness you've been up to to inspire someone to spit in your face. "
 
He was wearing a shirt that said, "I voted Bush. BOTH TIMES." 
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#28  Edited By ninjakiller
@Arkthemaniac said:
" @ryanwho said:
" I'm kinda wondering what creepyness you've been up to to inspire someone to spit in your face. "
 He was wearing a shirt that said, "I voted Bush. BOTH TIMES."  "
No, it was a "Palin 2012" shirt.
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#29  Edited By vidiot
@Arkthemaniac said:
" @ryanwho said:
" I'm kinda wondering what creepyness you've been up to to inspire someone to spit in your face. "
 He was wearing a shirt that said, "I voted Bush. BOTH TIMES."  "
He would never make it to the "hallway". You wouldn't be able to get a few feet away from your house without someone beating the crap out of you while wearing that.
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#30  Edited By HoldenLaFayette

When she knocks you down and tries to curb stomp you, you need to stop talking and run.

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#31  Edited By Hamst3r

If she puts you in a full nelson then vomits bile down the back of your neck, you know she likes you. Next thing you know, she'll be leaving little piles of poop in your locker with hearts etched into them.
 
Oh, this thread was about ways to tell if she doesn't like you? Well, then she wouldn't do any of the aforementioned stuff.
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#32  Edited By Fiveoutafive

If she talks about watching porn with your mother while rubbing her feet.

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#34  Edited By FCKSNAP

When she won't swal-
 
wait what are we talking about?

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#35  Edited By TheLawnWrangler
@buzz_clik said:
" When she won't put the lotion in the basket. "
that caught me off guard hahahah
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#36  Edited By DanielJW

When she goes for the Evil Maharaja. 

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#37  Edited By TheGreatGuero

Wow! I sure am glad I checked this thread for tips! Thanks for the advice, guys! I'll never get turned down again!

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#38  Edited By AgentJ
@buzz_clik said:
" When she won't put the lotion in the basket. "
PUT THE LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!!! 
 
heh heh, Fava beans
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#39  Edited By singular

Most boring: If she ignores you
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#40  Edited By Xeiphyer

When the girl makes a thread on giantbomb about why she hates you

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#41  Edited By Jolly_Lolly

When you ask her out and she just laughs....and laughs.....and laughs.. 
 
Ah well, she's loose anyways.

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#42  Edited By Gunner

When she says "Your like a little brother" 
 
fucking ouch.

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#43  Edited By KaosAngel

...she sleeps with your best friend and taunts that he was a lot better.  >.>

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#44  Edited By KowalskiManDown

When you tell her your favourite hobby is videogames.

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#45  Edited By Storphrax
@ninjakiller said:
" @Arkthemaniac said:
" @ryanwho said:
" I'm kinda wondering what creepyness you've been up to to inspire someone to spit in your face. "
 He was wearing a shirt that said, "I voted Bush. BOTH TIMES."  "
No, it was a "Palin 2012" shirt. "
Do they actually sell those things?
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#46  Edited By Joker_777

When Rohipnol is needed for sexual intercourse.

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#47  Edited By slinky6

When you're standing right in front of her and she is completely ignoring you....   Jenny....   You fucking bitch.   And you wonder why I don't talk to you anymore.   Maybe it's cause you're such a bitch.   I don't know maybe that has something to do with it.   Fuck.
 
uh...
 
Yeah, that's a good way to know.

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#48  Edited By GunnBjorn

When she informs you in a calm and friendly manner that she's not interested in a relationship with you, despite your genuine effort to please her. 
Now that's really depressing...
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#49  Edited By Red12b

When she uses the "It's not you it's me"  line
 
 
No it isint it's me not you, Hahaha 
  
 
 
Oh, *sniffs*
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#50  Edited By HandsomeDead
@damnboyadvance said:
" When she kicks you in the nuts. Trust me, I'm a flirt. But that's not flirting, flirt flirt. "
That's not entirely true. One of the best nights of my life involved a girl choking me.