What are some of your favorite tongue twisters?

How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored? -From Calvin and Hobbes

She sells sea shells on the sea shore;
The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,
I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.

The sixth sheik's sixth sheep 's sick.

People pledging plenty of pennies.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck
If a wood chuck could chuck wood?
About as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck
If a wood chuck could chuck wood

There was this part for the V for Vendatte comic were V only used words starting with a V in a letter. I saw it here on Giant Bomb but i don't remember who posted it.

"There was this part for the V for Vendatte comic were V only used words starting with a V in a letter. I saw it here on Giant Bomb but i don't remember who posted it. "

"How much wood could a wood chuck chuckIf a wood chuck could chuck wood?About as much wood as a wood chuck could chuckIf a wood chuck could chuck wood"

"There was this part for the V for Vendatte comic were V only used words starting with a V in a letter. I saw it here on Giant Bomb but i don't remember who posted it. "

I'd forgotten that Monkey Island bit.  That was hilarious.

"Endogene said:

"There was this part for the V for Vendatte comic were V only used words starting with a V in a letter. I saw it here on Giant Bomb but i don't remember who posted it. "

Shucks. You're not going to lock this are you?"

Behold! In view a humble vaudevillian theatre veteran, chosen on behalf of others as both a victim and a villian by a change of fate. This mask, no mere layer of vanity, it’s evidence of a voice of the people, which was gone and missing; the mask is now a necessary voice of truth that respects what they once fought against. However, this voice is back standing strong and promises to get rid of corrupt evil and deal with the greedy decisions that have violated us. The only way is retribution, a fight, symbolizing a wish, not lacking substance, for the value and truth that will one day justify the alert and moral people. In fact, this lengthy speech is just a strong introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Endogene: You confused me there.  It's ok! :D

i really dont have a favorite tongue twister

"i really dont have a favorite tongue twister"

well yea i know some (they have already been mentioned in previous posts) but i wouldnt really classify any as my favorite

The first two posts covered all the ones I know. :(

konvikt: Ok, I just wasn't sure if you wanted to post some.

Bellum: It's ok.  If you come across any, then you can always come here and post some! :)

what kind of noise annoys an oyster? a noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Say that 5 times fast.

"what kind of noise annoys an oyster? a noisy noise annoys an oyster. Say that 5 times fast. "

I want a proper cup of coffee from a proper coffee pot.
Unique New York. New York's unique.
Then try saying "Toy boats" 5 times fast.  It's harder than you think.

"There was this part for the V for Vendatte comic were V only used words starting with a V in a letter. I saw it here on Giant Bomb but i don't remember who posted it. "

"I want a proper cup of coffee from a proper coffee pot. Unique New York. New York's unique. Then try saying "Toy boats" 5 times fast.  It's harder than you think. "

Irish Wristwatch.

Say it! Say it faster!

"Irish Wristwatch.Say it! Say it faster!"

"Endogene said:

"There was this part for the V for Vendatte comic were V only used words starting with a V in a letter. I saw it here on Giant Bomb but i don't remember who posted it. "

T'was me. Here I'll write it out again:

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V - err... LiquidPrince." "

"Irish Wristwatch.Say it! Say it faster!"

"RHCPfan24 said:

"Irish Wristwatch.Say it! Say it faster!"

Oh my gosh! That it so difficult! :D That is a good one!"

"RHCPfan24 said:

"Irish Wristwatch.Say it! Say it faster!"

That's impossible!"

I was trying to find that clip of a person on family guy saying she sells sea shells by the sea shore and then he gets mauled by a bear. But sadly I cannot find it anywhere on youtube.

"I was trying to find that clip of a person on family guy saying she sells sea shells by the sea shore and then he gets mauled by a bear. But sadly I cannot find it anywhere on youtube."

"ShadowKiller said:

"I was trying to find that clip of a person on family guy saying she sells sea shells by the sea shore and then he gets mauled by a bear. But sadly I cannot find it anywhere on youtube."

Perhaps some stupid copyright law took it out."

I know a couple good ones in spanish, the ones I know in english have already been posted, so HERE YA GO!!!

• Pablito clavo un clavito, que clavito clavo pablito?
• Tres tristes tigres comen trigo en un trigal!

"RHCPfan24 said:

"Irish Wristwatch.Say it! Say it faster!"

That's impossible!"

Behold! In view a humble vaudevillian theatre veteran, chosen on behalf of others as both a victim and a villian by a change of fate. This mask, no mere layer of vanity, it’s evidence of a voice of the people, which was gone and missing; the mask is now a necessary voice of truth that respects what they once fought against. However, this voice is back standing strong and promises to get rid of corrupt evil and deal with the greedy decisions that have violated us. The only way is retribution, a fight, symbolizing a wish, not lacking substance, for the value and truth that will one day justify the alert and moral people. In fact, this lengthy speech is just a strong introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

"

"Endogene said:

Behold! In view a humble vaudevillian theatre veteran, chosen on behalf of others as both a victim and a villian by a change of fate. This mask, no mere layer of vanity, it’s evidence of a voice of the people, which was gone and missing; the mask is now a necessary voice of truth that respects what they once fought against. However, this voice is back standing strong and promises to get rid of corrupt evil and deal with the greedy decisions that have violated us. The only way is retribution, a fight, symbolizing a wish, not lacking substance, for the value and truth that will one day justify the alert and moral people. In fact, this lengthy speech is just a strong introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

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And here's the 4chan version:

Bam to behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent... but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons: here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bland, the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on. But I babble... better to be brief.

You may call me /b/.

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