what are the best usernames you have seen?

  • 82 results
  • 1
  • 2
#1 Posted by Bravestar (377 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

what are the best, most clever, funniest, or really clever usernames you have seen on the internet?

#2 Edited by MasturbatingestBear (1137 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Ahem...

Also ChipsAhoyMcCoy

#3 Posted by GabeNewell (17 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Glad clown dad.

I drive a mercedes benz, YOU?

#4 Posted by NekuSakuraba (6812 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

#5 Posted by PeasantAbuse (4770 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

MasturbatingestBear (Although I thought it was just MasturbatingBear until now)

CreamyPies

#6 Posted by weegieanawrench (1496 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

@NekuSakuraba: That or

#7 Posted by MasturbatingestBear (1137 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

@PeasantAbuse said:

MasturbatingestBear (Although I thought it was just MasturbatingBear until now)

CreamyPies

Ahh thank you. It was that. But that was my old account. I link to it in my new one. It was a whole issue as to not being able to log onto my old account.

Also, governmentcheese because he was a classic troll and his name sticks with you.

#8 Posted by deathfury (520 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Ganjasaurus X.

#9 Posted by uniform (1785 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago
Online
#10 Posted by ShadowConqueror (2562 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Xbox live generates some pretty good ones when making an account. I have one called ForeignLawyer and my friend has UnclaimedPants.

#11 Posted by MrBLT (37 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

KissMyAxe was a username one of my friends made up before. That's about as awesome as I last remember.

#12 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4267 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago
#13 Posted by Guided_By_Tigers (8020 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

BlameableAmish

#14 Posted by RazielCuts (1715 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

RazielCuts :P

Although that username in the Twisted Metal QL Patrick and Ryan did, Netwerk Errer or something was pretty good.

#15 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4646 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

@NekuSakuraba said:

woot

#16 Posted by TheHBK (4870 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago
#17 Edited by awesomeusername (3156 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

@weegieanawrench: Why thank you! :D

#18 Posted by MooseyMcMan (8549 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago
#19 Posted by BestUsernameEver (4646 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

@awesomeusername: This calls for a showdown.

#20 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Here from GB? TaliciaDragonsong, because i like the "Dragonsong" part. I also think Hizang is cool, because it looks like the name of a motorcycle... And if you count non-GB names, Niggas_in_Hong_Kong. When i saw a message saying "You got killed by Niggas_In_Hong_Kong" i started laughing.

#21 Posted by BaneFireLord (2270 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

"You got killed by WALTER CRONKITE." That was an entertaining Halo match.

Online
#22 Posted by phrosnite (3377 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Kitty Von Catsworth

#23 Edited by Zacagawea (1324 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

#24 Posted by Surkov (985 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Chief Choke-a-ho

#25 Edited by DAFTPUNK (1213 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

^

#26 Posted by awesomeusername (3156 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

@BestUsernameEver: Must I beat your patooty AGAIN!?!? HOLD ME BACK!!!

#27 Edited by Catarrhal (777 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

@MrBLT said:

KissMyAxe was a username one of my friends made up before.

Sure, that's a great one, because Kiss My Axe is actually the name of an album by legendary jazz guitarist Al Di Meola.

#28 Edited by JoMate (241 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Saw this guy called Spaceballs running around the other day, made me regret I didn't pick that and also made me want to watch that movie again.

#29 Posted by Dany (7877 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

That asshole

#30 Posted by AckbarTheGreat (364 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago
#31 Posted by Napalm (9020 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Lord 187.

#32 Posted by thevigilanteoflove (459 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

LoveMakingFiend

#33 Posted by MasturbatingestBear (1137 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

@Napalm said:

Lord 187 X

Thats better.

#34 Posted by Bruce (5263 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Having your first name is pretty boss.

#35 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8670 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago
@MikeGosot: Wow! Did not expect to find myself named! Thanks!^^
 
I knew a dude who named himself stuff like Ballbags and Scumdrops,`typical brit <3
#36 Posted by Yummylee (18151 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Boiiiiiiiiii.

Online
#37 Posted by Foxtrot0245 (319 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

TimeMuffin...

#38 Posted by SSully (3793 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

There are some great ones on this site, but I can't think of any....

The best I saw was on TF2, someone named SoccerTees. It's so simple, but I died of laughter when i saw it.

#39 Posted by JackSukeru (5146 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Off the top of my head? HelpImUpsideDown was a pretty good one from a few weeks ago. Good picture too.

Fun fact: I was once complimented on my username by user HandsomeDead.

#40 Posted by ZZoMBiE13 (231 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

@Bravestar:

My cousin uses Grimm Bobblehead on XBL. I've always been pretty fond of that one.

Also my best friend uses Mummy Tongue, which I also think is quite funny.

#41 Posted by TranceQuina (104 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Kilbo Fraggins.

#42 Posted by chrissedoff (1694 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Canadian Mommy

#43 Posted by Xtrememuffinman (958 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago
@MasturbatingestBear:
#44 Posted by crusader8463 (13062 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

crusader8463

#45 Posted by ajamafalous (10601 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago
@MasturbatingestBear said:

governmentcheese because he was a classic troll and his name sticks with you.

There is no n in govermentcheese.
Online
#46 Posted by RetroVirus (1072 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

TimeMuffin. No other answers are necessary.

#47 Posted by KaneRobot (997 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Once saw "Sagitittyus" on Xbox Live. I wish that were my asrtological sign.

@RetroVirus said:

TimeMuffin. No other answers are necessary.

That one stinks, so apparently many answers are necessary.

#48 Edited by zudthespud (3204 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

I still have the xbox live gamertag "AnalBlitzkrieg" which was hilarious to go online with. Friends also did stupid names for a joke, Another one I remember was "AnalSpelunking". We'd go into a game in Halo or something and ahve a 12 year old yell at us for loving gay sex and we'd agree with him. Poor kid was so confused.

#49 Posted by JJOR64 (18121 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

@ajamafalous said:

@MasturbatingestBear said:

governmentcheese because he was a classic troll and his name sticks with you.

There is no n in govermentcheese.

I vote for govermentcheese.

#50 Posted by W0lfbl1tzers (1787 posts) - 1 year, 3 months ago

Kim Jong-Illest was something on steam for a long time before going back to my stock username.

Please Log In
  • 82 results
  • 1
  • 2

Use your keyboard!

  • ESC