What commenting dream team would you want to call your own match? - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by boocreepyfootdoctor (796 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

Who ya got?

Monsoon, Heenan, Venutura? *My choice.

JR, Vince, Macho Man?

Styles?

Schiavone and _____?

The King & JR?

Taz, Cole, and maybe Booker T?

The Spanish Announce Team?

Eddie Kingston (if you were, say, in Dragon attire?)

Who else?!

#2 Posted by Sparky_Buzzsaw (4918 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

Bobby "The Brain," Gorilla Monsoon, and Joey Styles.

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#3 Posted by papercut (2966 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

Ultra Mantis Black and William Regal

#4 Posted by Atramentous (2463 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

Gary Busey, Golbert Gottfried, and Joe Pesci.

#5 Posted by AjayRaz (12250 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

Booker T and Kevin Nash like on that one episode of TNA iMPACT where the Main Event Mafia took over impact

#6 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

Jim Ross and Ric Flair

"BAH GOD!"

"WOOOOOOOO!"

"BAH GOD!"

"WOOOOOOOO!"

#7 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4054 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

William Regal & Steve Corino.

#8 Posted by rentfn (1160 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

Good old JR, The Brain and Monsoon.

#9 Posted by Muerthoz (342 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

I would pick JR, Joey Styles and maybe 1 more.

#10 Posted by Serpentenema (186 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

3 Spanish Booker T's

#11 Posted by Slay3r1583 (496 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

Joey Styles circa 1998

Monday Nitro era Bobby Heenan

I don't know that he ever did wrestling commentary but whatever Bas Rutten

#12 Posted by SlightConfuse (3963 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

@papercut

Ultra Mantis Black and William Regal

Yes ultra mantis has a great radio voice

William regal and jr

Cm punk and anyone

#13 Posted by KarlPilkington (2546 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

Joe Pasquale.

#14 Posted by TeflonBilly (4722 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

Excalibur, NXT3 Cole and William Regal

#15 Posted by ajamafalous (10599 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

@Serpentenema said:

3 Spanish Booker T's

Bahahaha.

Anyway, think I gotta go with some combination of JR, Tazz, and Edge.

#16 Posted by BrainSonata (105 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

@KarlPilkington

Joe Pasquale.

This.

#17 Posted by Demoskinos (8972 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

Anyone but Jerry Lawler. ANYONE.

#18 Posted by TeflonBilly (4722 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

@Demoskinos said:

Anyone but Jerry Lawler. ANYONE.

I'd rather listen to a commentary team of Bobcat Goldthwait, Roseanne Barr and Fran Drescher than anymore of that fat pedophile creeper

#19 Posted by BBAlpert (660 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

Day[9] and Yipes.

...What?

#20 Posted by TooSweet (263 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

Gorilla Monsoon, JR and Jessie the Body. Have spanish table nearby for my spanish speaking audience.Those poor guys always got their table trashed.

#21 Posted by Demoskinos (8972 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

@TeflonBilly

@Demoskinos said:
Anyone but Jerry Lawler. ANYONE.
I'd rather listen to a commentary team of Bobcat Goldthwait, Roseanne Barr and Fran Drescher than anymore of that fat pedophile creeper

Pretty much. He is just so blindly plays a babyface on TV that he ends up regularly being a hypocrite and its always fantastic when Cole calls him out on that.

#22 Posted by Jack268 (3386 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

Vinny and Jeff

#23 Posted by Milkman (13979 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura.

This may be blasphemous but I actually prefer them to Gorilla and Bobby Heenan.

#24 Posted by TeflonBilly (4722 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

@Milkman said:

Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura.
This may be blasphemous but I actually prefer them to Gorilla and Bobby Heenan.

I always felt that whenever Ventura said something stupid it was because he was legit a dumbass. Whenever Heenan and Gorilla were on Heenan would look stupid on purpose. They just had amazing chemistry. It's sad to see hear the twinkle in Heenan's voice dued out during the course of his stint in WCW. He and Schiavone (Who I feel gets a lot of exaggerated hatred) just never had good chemistry and they always added dumbasses like Mongo or Zbysko to the commentary team making it even worse.

Fuck it, just give me a commentary team of Dusty Rhodes, Booker T and Delirious so I can ahve the most non-sensical commentary ever.

#25 Posted by TeflonBilly (4722 posts) - 10 months, 3 days ago

You know what? Have Vince fire everybody and just have Tom Campbell do comentaryt on EVERYTHING!

#26 Posted by Daiphyer (1202 posts) - 10 months, 2 days ago

Jim Ross and Joey Styles (90s Joey Styles, not the 10s mark Styles)

#27 Edited by Rmack (999 posts) - 10 months, 2 days ago

@papercut said:

Ultra Mantis Black and William Regal

Nailed it

@BBAlpert said:

Day[9] and Yipes.
...What?

OH HE GOT THE MANGO TIGHTS

#28 Posted by FLStyle (3670 posts) - 10 months, 2 days ago

JR, JBL and Regal.

#29 Posted by CL60 (16906 posts) - 10 months, 2 days ago

@Demoskinos said:

@TeflonBilly
@Demoskinos said:
Anyone but Jerry Lawler. ANYONE.
I'd rather listen to a commentary team of Bobcat Goldthwait, Roseanne Barr and Fran Drescher than anymore of that fat pedophile creeper
Pretty much. He is just so blindly plays a babyface on TV that he ends up regularly being a hypocrite and its always fantastic when Cole calls him out on that.

#30 Posted by FateOfNever (1638 posts) - 10 months, 2 days ago

Hm... CM Punk, Michael Cole, and William Regal.

Oh, and myself. Commentating on my own match. As it happens.

#31 Posted by JellyFish_Gsus (743 posts) - 10 months, 2 days ago

Vince, JR and CM Punk. Punk was glorious on commentary.

#32 Posted by muralbat (149 posts) - 10 months, 2 days ago

Perfect for me?

I want to be commentated on favourably by Paul Heyman because he knows what he's doing and I want a Jim Ross Joey styles there doing play by play

#33 Posted by SlightConfuse (3963 posts) - 10 months, 2 days ago

I forgot Vince was pretty legit on commentary

#34 Posted by bartok (2371 posts) - 10 months, 2 days ago

Can't mess with the classic. Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan on Raw. On Smackdown I want Tony Schiavone to endlessly be mocked by JBL. For TNA I would love JR, Nigel McGuiness, and heel Don West.

#35 Posted by BBAlpert (660 posts) - 10 months, 2 days ago

@Jack268 said:

Vinny and Jeff

I may change my answer to this.

#36 Posted by atomic_dumpling (2321 posts) - 10 months, 2 days ago

CM Punk, Jim Ross and Joey Styles

Good balance between kayfabe and shoot, I think.

#37 Posted by Ben_H (2669 posts) - 10 months, 2 days ago

@BBAlpert said:

Yipes.

That dude can hype ANYTHING.

For me it would be two Macho Mans.

#38 Posted by TurboMan (5475 posts) - 10 months, 2 days ago

NXT3 Cole and Blazer Punk

#39 Posted by rand0mZer00 (108 posts) - 10 months, 10 hours ago

Jim Ross & Bobby Heenan.

#40 Posted by Jazzycola (596 posts) - 10 months, 10 hours ago

Wow people actually want to hear Cole commentate. Though,he does have that infamous anal bleeding comment but still he's Michael Cole. A blubbering butt hole on 2 legs. As for my choice, I gotta say JR and Jericho.

#41 Posted by Tuggah (1070 posts) - 9 months, 29 days ago

JBL, Booker T, and Joey Styles.

#42 Posted by DrX25 (1160 posts) - 9 months, 29 days ago

@Demoskinos said:

Anyone but Jerry Lawler. ANYONE.

Ok, so I'll pencil you down for the team of Mike Adamle and Mark Madden.

And I'll go with the team of JR and Wade Barrett.

#43 Posted by Hailinel (18081 posts) - 9 months, 29 days ago

Jem and the Holograms.