What do you read when you go to the tiolet? - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by MIALER_DAEMON (436 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I like to read pc gamer. I don't like reading newpapers because the paper is really thin and floppy and it's awkward usually.

#2 Posted by twenty0ne (3070 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I usually don't read anything.

#3 Posted by whackmypinata (941 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

It depends, am I standing our sitting?
And how is the temperature of the room?

#4 Posted by MIALER_DAEMON (436 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Sitting.

#5 Posted by suneku (2997 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Nothing, I'm not trying to be in there for a long time.

#6 Posted by Jayge_ (10222 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I may read a new or old GameInformer, listen to The Bombcast or Three Red Lights...

Or if it's a public toilet, I read whatever the assclowns have written on the walls. It's great.

#7 Posted by whackmypinata (941 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

MIALER_DAEMON said:

"Sitting."

Have I had anything for breakfst?

#8 Posted by MIALER_DAEMON (436 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

whackmypinata said:

"MIALER_DAEMON said:
"Sitting."
Have I had anything for breakfst?"

Your just being silly now. Stop.

#9 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

suneku said:

"Nothing, I'm not trying to be in there for a long time."

Yeah really

#10 Posted by pyromaniac (1703 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

When I was in the dorm last semester we had a bunch of playboy magazines in the bathroom/toilet room....no one really reads that though.

#11 Posted by clarke0 (1077 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Nothing. I take a dump and then I get out of there.

#12 Posted by clubsandwich (3795 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Newspaper or Readers Digest.

#13 Posted by Balls (527 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I actually funk up my DS in the toilet. I'm playing FFIV at the moment. Cecil makes my bowels move faster.

#14 Posted by crunchUK (5963 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

um can you actually spend enough time on the toliet to READ? ¬_¬

#15 Posted by ZombieHunterOG (3529 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

when im on the toilet i read other peoples minds :P

#16 Edited by Balls (527 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I spend enough time on the toilet to grind out three or four levels and save the princess.

I could probably read the bible with the amount of time I spend on the crapper. Shit. I could write the bible there.

#17 Posted by Clean (2355 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Calvin and Hobbes

#18 Posted by RandomHero666 (3000 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

i generally try to get in and out as fast as possible.
My best mate brings his laptop in and plays online poker.

#19 Posted by Jolly_Lolly (3537 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I fell asleep once :P

#20 Posted by henjin (829 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I get in and out as fast as I can. I don't like being on the toilet for long periods of time..

#21 Posted by Black_Rose (7785 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

#22 Posted by MB (9885 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Thanks to the power of technology, I moderate Giant Bomb from the toilet.

Moderator

#23 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

I either read the latest news on bass guitar in Bass Player magazine, your one stop guide to reviews, interviews.............wow. I should be paid. That, or my good ol' Nintendo Power.

#24 Edited by Vaxadrin (2297 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

MB said:

"Thanks to the power of technology, I moderate Giant Bomb from the toilet. "

Is that why you do such a shitty job? ;)

#25 Posted by Arkthemaniac (6535 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Vaxadrin said:

"MB said:
"Thanks to the power of technology, I moderate Giant Bomb from the toilet. "
Is that why you do such a shitty job? ;)"

Ah brunded.

#26 Posted by normajean777 (450 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

depends ill read lables on the back of product or magazines

#27 Posted by vidiot (2737 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

What do I read? Like books? This is the 21st century my friend, alas we have moved on from the static confines of printed words as way's to pass the time while unloading cargo.

Where do you think I'm replying to this now!!!1111!!!!

#28 Posted by Subway (971 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Never read anything, sometimes I play tetris on my phone though...

#29 Posted by MIALER_DAEMON (436 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Everyone reads when they poo, stop pretending your special.

#30 Posted by Justaddwater (291 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

The joys of a laptop :)

#31 Posted by WickedCobra03 (2066 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

twenty0ne said:

"I usually don't read anything."

Same. I think I only did it once when I was really sick one night, and with going to the bathroom like 4 times in an hour for like 10 minutes a time at least I just decided on the 2nd or 3rd time that I was going to bring a mag in, it was an EGM.

Otherwise though, like never. Just do your business and get out.

#32 Posted by Blu_Magic (2021 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Nothing.

#33 Posted by spiceninja (3010 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

For a while I was reading Watchmen, then I moved to the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and now I'm reading gaming magazines.

#34 Posted by BiffMcBlumpkin (3705 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

MIALER_DAEMON said:

"What do you read when you go to the tiolet?
"

Well, it's pretty clear what you should be reading. A dictionary.

#35 Posted by Dolphin_Butter (1875 posts) - 4 years, 9 months ago

Game Informer or EGM, depending on which has the most recent issue.

#36 Posted by Vinchenzo (6189 posts) - 3 years, 10 months ago

Game Informer, game manuals for games I've just bought, and sometimes bring my Zune in to watch episodes of various stuff.

#37 Posted by Matthew (1893 posts) - 3 years, 10 months ago

its mostly either Popular Science or National Geographic.

#38 Posted by Illmatic (1358 posts) - 3 years, 10 months ago

Usually just surf the internet on my iPod Touch.

#39 Posted by Vinchenzo (6189 posts) - 3 years, 10 months ago

@Matthew said:

" its mostly either Popular Science or National Geographic. "

Classy. As long as you're not beating off to tribal nudity.

#40 Posted by SteamPunkJin (1286 posts) - 3 years, 10 months ago

whenever a new GameInformer shows up goes right on the table next to the toilet.

#41 Posted by Daryl (1781 posts) - 3 years, 10 months ago

@BiffMcBlumpkin: ZING!

#42 Edited by Matthew (1893 posts) - 3 years, 10 months ago

@Vinchenzo: Yea, no. Breasts sagging to the navel aren't really my thing...are you trying to confess something?

Now the topless pictures of the French beaches on the other hand...

#43 Posted by CaptainObvious (2948 posts) - 3 years, 10 months ago

Ah, toilet. I spend a lot of time there with any sort of magazines.

#44 Posted by Creamypies (3908 posts) - 3 years, 10 months ago

I don't read anything. How long do you guys spend on the toilet???

#45 Posted by CSXLoser (582 posts) - 3 years, 10 months ago

Game Informer or heck play the DS/PSP in there. I swear you can stay in the toilet for hours with a DS or PSP lol

#46 Posted by CitizenKane (10459 posts) - 3 years, 10 months ago

I'm pretty sure you can come up with a better topic of discussion than this. Giant Bomb is better than that.

#47 Posted by Atlas (2158 posts) - 3 years, 10 months ago

I'm a toilet ninja. I go in, do what needs to be done, and then I'm out. No time for reading.

#48 Posted by Creamypies (3908 posts) - 3 years, 10 months ago

@Atlas said:

" I'm a toilet ninja. I go in, do what needs to be done, and then I'm out. No time for reading. "

Amen to that brother!

#49 Posted by ShadowKiller (894 posts) - 3 years, 10 months ago

I usually read whatever novel I'm reading at the moment. Right now it's the 7'th Harry Potter book.

#50 Posted by Vinchenzo (6189 posts) - 3 years, 10 months ago

@Matthew said:

" @Vinchenzo: Yea, no. Breasts sagging to the navel aren't really my thing...are you trying to confess something?

Now the topless pictures of the French beaches on the other hand...
"

I occasionally watch Travel Channel... yes.