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#1 Posted by Aegon (5702 posts) -

A simple question. When you look in the mirror, what comes to mind?

#2 Posted by FLStyle (4765 posts) -

I wonder why people make nonsense threads like this, as it happens.

#3 Posted by Galiant (2193 posts) -

I had a lot of acne as a teenager and I still look for them every time I see my face in a mirror. I still get some from time to time, despite being 23 years old. You'd think they'd be gone by now.

So, more often than not: "No zits? Great! Stop looking at yourself in the mirror."

#4 Posted by Aegon (5702 posts) -
@FLStyle said:

I wonder why people make nonsense threads like this, as it happens.

That's what you think when you look in the mirror? You must have a pretty non-eventful life. 
#5 Posted by VoshiNova (1697 posts) -

OOooO-la-la

#6 Posted by GunslingerPanda (4826 posts) -

@Galiant said:

I had a lot of acne as a teenager and I still look for them every time I see my face in a mirror. I still get some from time to time, despite being 23 years old. You'd think they'd be gone by now.

So, more often than not: "No zits? Great! Stop looking at yourself in the mirror."

This is basically what I think. Even down to the age. But then I get over it and realise I'm super hot, and fuck the zits. Yes, I'm self-delusional.

#7 Posted by supermike6 (3586 posts) -

Daaaaaaaaaaamn. Lookin' fine!

#8 Posted by Make_Me_Mad (3108 posts) -

Constant shame.

#9 Posted by FLStyle (4765 posts) -

@H2Oyea said:

@FLStyle said:

I wonder why people make nonsense threads like this, as it happens.

That's what you think when you look in the mirror? You must have a pretty non-eventful life.

Incredibly non-eventful. So much so that I'm going post a nonsense thread about what people think about while they look in the mirror to pass the time. Oh wait.

#10 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4308 posts) -

i look at my chest for some strange reason.  im a guy yet i make sure that my pecs look big....  that sounds really gay

#11 Posted by Loose (419 posts) -
#12 Posted by ShaggE (6543 posts) -

"Waitaminute... if I'm here, then WHO AM I LOOKING AT!? OH GOD, THERE'S ANOTHER ME!"  
 
Existential crisis several times a day. It gets tiring, man. 

#13 Posted by Animasta (14711 posts) -

crippling depression, sadness, anger

#14 Posted by Beforet (2927 posts) -

There is a god, and he has black hair.

#15 Posted by jkuc316 (981 posts) -
 Just replace"She's" with "He's"
#16 Posted by Claude (16254 posts) -

My beard intimidates me. I then threaten to shave it off.

#17 Posted by nintendoeats (5975 posts) -

A: Man, why is the skin around my lip always so dry? It looks like I have a light mustache.

B: Man, why aren't you better at stuff?

C: That is a sweet-ass guitar you're holding there.

D: You would get laid more if you actually bothered to try.

#18 Posted by MordeaniisChaos (5730 posts) -

@supermike6 said:

Daaaaaaaaaaamn. Lookin' fine!

This, but with much classier language.

#19 Posted by Aegon (5702 posts) -
@MordeaniisChaos said:

@supermike6 said:

Daaaaaaaaaaamn. Lookin' fine!

This, but with much classier language.

Dashing. 
#20 Posted by uniform (1836 posts) -

I wish I was Batman.

#21 Posted by Ragdrazi (2283 posts) -

Hey you. I wonder why more ladies aren't up on's.

#22 Posted by Aus_azn (2224 posts) -

Shave, you bitch.
 
I still won't anyway...

#23 Posted by Galiant (2193 posts) -

@jkuc316 said:

Just replace"She's" with "He's"

That doesn't work. If she's looking into the blue portal, she'd see the side of her head, she can never look straight at herself...PARADOX!

#24 Posted by Ragdrazi (2283 posts) -
@Galiant said:

@jkuc316 said:

Just replace"She's" with "He's"

That doesn't work. If she's looking into the blue portal, she'd see the side of her head, she can never look straight at herself...PARADOX!

I noticed the same thing.
#25 Posted by SomeJerk (3296 posts) -

"God fucking damnit I have to shave again"

#26 Posted by DonutFever (3553 posts) -

It hurts to remember.

#27 Posted by canucks23 (1087 posts) -

I think "that's me"

#28 Edited by BBQBram (2256 posts) -

Sober: "Don't look so grumpy, and yes you have a pointy chin" (or some other inside joke)

High: "Lulz hey d00d, what time is it now like 5 in the morning? Time for one more amirite lmao"

Shrooms: "Oh my god, I am a holographic shard of the universe experiencing itself subjectively, I can see my father and my mother in my face, I realize I am a continuation of an evolutionary momentum that has gone on since the dawn of man and before that on a more primordial chemical or even quantum level! I am a mere frequency tuned in to one specific realization of potentiality in space-time!"

Mirrors are fun.

#29 Posted by MentalDisruption (1642 posts) -

To shave or not to shave today.

#30 Posted by vidiot (2737 posts) -

I'd hit it.

#31 Posted by Phr4nk0 (349 posts) -

"Would you fuck me? I would fuck me."   
Naturally I'm fully nude and tucking at the same time.
#32 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -

Tim, you are incredibly lucky to have found a lady that will sleep with you

#33 Edited by Ragdrazi (2283 posts) -

I also have dissociative identity disorder. Sometimes, but very rarely, once or twice a year, I'll look at myself in a mirror and have the very eery, very profound feeling that who ever is standing there is not me. Generally I become paralyzed, because I'm not under the impression that I have a body. I see the person standing there, and I know everything about them, but I "know" they aren't me.
 
And that lasts for about 10 harrowing seconds and I shake it off and keep going with my day. Basically it's very very low grade multiple personality disorder. It means I had a shitty childhood.

#34 Posted by Tan (425 posts) -

"Yup, that's me alright."

#35 Posted by Karn (690 posts) -

Dayum! Why, hello there good lookin!
 
You disgusting piece of shit.

#36 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -

"You know, maybe I should buy the new mirror people are trying to sell by taking pictures of their mirror... What, that's not what they're doing? they're taking pictures of themselves?! Did the retards not figure out that there at those fancy timers on cameras? they've been ther for ages! I fucking lost faith in humanity"

#37 Edited by JEC03 (904 posts) -

holy shit what happened.

#38 Edited by sungahymn (1022 posts) -

I'll think of this thread.

#39 Posted by Aronman789 (2682 posts) -

My mind can't associate the look of my face to my actual consciousness, so it just looks like a stranger.

#40 Posted by FlyingRat (1446 posts) -

Not much, i just get a raging erection.

#41 Posted by MrKlorox (11209 posts) -

That's a nice beard.

#42 Posted by crusader8463 (14423 posts) -

Bad bad things.

#43 Posted by JackSukeru (5921 posts) -

@Ragdrazi said:

I also have dissociative identity disorder. Sometimes, but very rarely, once or twice a year, I'll look at myself in a mirror and have the very eery, very profound feeling that who ever is standing there is not me. Generally I become paralyzed, because I'm not under the impression that I have a body. I see the person standing there, and I know everything about them, but I "know" they aren't me. And that lasts for about 10 harrowing seconds and I shake it off and keep going with my day. Basically it's very very low grade multiple personality disorder. It means I had a shitty childhood.

Now who ever said that these thread are worthless?

This also happens to me, very rarely and I have not been able to put it into words before now, but there are times when I avoid looking at myself in the mirror for fear of it happening.

Damn...this is kinda depressing..

#44 Posted by Spoonman671 (4690 posts) -
@Phr4nk0 said:
"Would you fuck me? I would fuck me."   Naturally I'm fully nude and tucking at the same time.
Fuck you, I came into this thread to make that joke!
Online
#45 Posted by The_Tolman (434 posts) -

  

  pretty much this.
#46 Posted by Ragdrazi (2283 posts) -
@RockmanBionics said:

@Ragdrazi said:

I also have dissociative identity disorder. Sometimes, but very rarely, once or twice a year, I'll look at myself in a mirror and have the very eery, very profound feeling that who ever is standing there is not me. Generally I become paralyzed, because I'm not under the impression that I have a body. I see the person standing there, and I know everything about them, but I "know" they aren't me. And that lasts for about 10 harrowing seconds and I shake it off and keep going with my day. Basically it's very very low grade multiple personality disorder. It means I had a shitty childhood.

Now who ever said that these thread are worthless?

This also happens to me, very rarely and I have not been able to put it into words before now, but there are times when I avoid looking at myself in the mirror for fear of it happening.

Damn...this is kinda depressing..

Don't worry about it. Even people who have it really bad report that it doesn't really impact their life much at all. It's really too low grade a problem.
#47 Posted by HandsomeDead (11863 posts) -

I checked myself out in the bathroom mirror for like 20 minutes yesterday. That blazer I got from Zara was just too good.

#48 Posted by JackSukeru (5921 posts) -

@Ragdrazi: Well I meant it as in "it's really kind of depressing how I keep discovering new ways in which I'm fucked up"

But thank you.

#49 Posted by Zombie_Shakespeare (132 posts) -

"Why can't I grow a beard?" 
 
Then "Why would I want to?"

#50 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19367 posts) -

"I fucking hate you."