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#1 Posted by iWonder (454 posts) -
#2 Posted by iWonder (454 posts) -

Yep. I made another one of those threads. 
 
I am a free man, fellow bombers! 
 
I have successfully lit a bunch of shit on FIRE and feel much, much better now - which brings me to my question. What do YOU do after a break-up?

#3 Posted by RepThePlantDawg420 (131 posts) -

fuk bitches

#4 Posted by iWonder (454 posts) -
@RepThePlantDawg420 said:
fuk bitches
Do you fuck bitches, and then get money, or is it simultaneously that you fuck bitches and get money?
#5 Posted by Hot_Karl (3309 posts) -

I've never really been through I break up, but I've gone through enough periods where I realized (or am directly told) that a girl's not interested in me romantically. I usually wallow in self-pity for at least a week, sometimes more, then try to move on. 
 
Feelings still linger after that point, however, and it'll only take another, better girl to keep my mind off of things.

#6 Posted by ReyGitano (2467 posts) -
@iWonder said:
@RepThePlantDawg420 said:
fuk bitches
Do you fuck bitches, and then get money, or is it simultaneously that you fuck bitches and get money?
no, he means, "bitches, fuck them".
#7 Posted by Asian2Go (181 posts) -

Sleep. Lots of sleeping.  
 
But then some on my friends will come pull my ass out, then I'll usually be good. 

#8 Posted by RE_Player1 (7560 posts) -

I've only been dumped once. The next day I got rid of all the stupid cards I'd saved, removed her from Facebook, and got rid of the pictures. I kept all the nice things I got as gifts, like these sweet pair of Nike shoes that I still rock today, and got rid of the stupid stuff, like a burned CD of a bunch of shitty songs. I got over it after a day or two because in the end I knew it wasn't going to last and I could tell she and I weren't feeling it, she just decided to pull the trigger first which looking back has taught me that I shouldn't be afraid to break it off.

#9 Posted by Toxin066 (3287 posts) -

Masturbate. Which oddly enough is usually the cause of said break up.

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#10 Posted by Afroman269 (7387 posts) -
@RE_Player92: Sounds like a typical first time break-up. I remember my first which I did a similar purge of everything relating to her. After that it's all sorta ehh, I don't really care. 
 
@Toxin066 said:
Masturbate. Which oddly enough is usually the cause of said break up.
Serious or not, this is really funny.
#11 Posted by MikeGosot (3227 posts) -

It depends, but i usually sleep. Not to forget about it, because i love to think about those things. It helps me in my quest to become a better man.

#12 Posted by Forever (100 posts) -

Call the girl a stupid whore making my job with her very awkward.

#13 Posted by eroticfishcake (7786 posts) -

Just broke up today. I don't feel bad about it since there's not much to gain in that and we're still friends anyway. I've found a new love today though, Terraria.

#14 Posted by Tim_the_Corsair (3065 posts) -

Cut myself, just so I can feel.

Hah, nah, last time I got dumped I wound up getting alcohol poisoning, but that was uniquely bad. Generally besides that, I'd usually think that I either deserved it (I often did), or fuck her anyway, and move. Before I got into my current longterm relationship, I tended to bounce from girl to girl to girl with little downtime, and little in the way of a future.

No point wallowing, just find someone else and try again.

#15 Posted by n11n12 (101 posts) -

Why is there no "Start by digging a shallow grave in my crawlspace" option? 

#16 Posted by xyzygy (9982 posts) -

I've actually never been the one dumped. I always have dumped. I do feel bad about it and sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing. But just doing anything to get your mind off it helps. 
 
I find going out with very close friends is great.

#17 Posted by Aronman789 (2676 posts) -

I wallow in self-pity for a while, then I get a burst of adrenaline and anger, which is then followed by a battle cry and me breaking things. 
 
It works.

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#18 Posted by kelbear (496 posts) -
@iWonder: Bang someone I don't care about.
#19 Posted by JB16 (745 posts) -

Either I wallow in self pity, or I fuck shit up.

#20 Posted by raidingkvatch (1153 posts) -
@Hylianhero1991 said:
Sleep. Lots of sleeping.
Having gone through my first break up on Friday, and got back together Sunday afternoon, I would say wallowing then trying to forget about it, and sleep kinda comes into both. Also lots of junk food (yes I'm a total girl).
#21 Posted by Marz (5651 posts) -

have sex with another woman.

#22 Posted by Liber (648 posts) -

 
Start a thread on Giantbomb and ask for this picture ...  no seriously that's what I did !
 

#23 Posted by RE_Player1 (7560 posts) -

Just don't get sucked into WOW...

#24 Posted by SirOptimusPrime (2007 posts) -

I generally wallow then get over it through mass gaming and/or another girl.  
 
What's worse is when you get rejected. I can't even play StarCraft II right now; food doesn't have a taste and days seem endless. *sigh* Oh well, off to wait for The Witcher to finish downloading, and hopefully the egregious sex will have me in a different mood :D. 

#25 Posted by BraveToaster (12590 posts) -

Play video games.

#26 Posted by Deranged (1837 posts) -

I would kind of sad for a few minutes then think to myself "who gives a shit" 
After that, I would hit the gym and go on with my life.

#27 Posted by AhmadMetallic (18955 posts) -

I break up twice a day! It's a life style, son.  
 
No i only had one girlfriend in 9th grade..

#28 Edited by DeShawn2ks (1054 posts) -

Hang up the phone or leave her house then go see what my friends are up to. Once I get home I might play a game or something and then down the road meet someone new. Never really had a bad break up. To many women out there to be tripping on one woman, wallowing, being crazy, acting like a stalker and dealing with the drama.

#29 Edited by X19 (2306 posts) -

Lie on the floor of my room staring at the ceiling while drinking and listening to a chillout track on repeat.  
 
  

 
When I'm done moping I put on a dance track, smile and move on with my life.
 
  
#30 Posted by PhunkyPhantom (25 posts) -

Find another one because that's how I roll.

#31 Posted by Tsoglani (585 posts) -
@Toxin066 said:
Masturbate. Which oddly enough is usually the cause of said break up.
Really? My bitches love to watch me masturbate, and I really do not mind watching them masturbate.
 
After a break up though, I usually hit the bottle, might hit a few joints, perhaps go to the "Massage Parlour", and depending on my mind-state, I might decide to get my stalk on. 
 
Seriously, get your stalk on!
#32 Posted by YetiAntics (1490 posts) -

Usually i go hang out more often with my 2nd girlfriend.  
But if theres no where else to turn, I try to forget about it and play some games. 
  
 
 
Although lighting shit on fire is legit, yo! Love the smell of photographs burning. 
Inhaling that is probably bad for you, so "Don't breathe this!"

#33 Posted by ninjakiller (3405 posts) -

Get hammered and bang a random slut.

#34 Posted by swamplord666 (1760 posts) -

i tend to rant about it with friends and go drinking. also look up girls that i could potentially be a one night stand and not go through with it since it's shitty to do so.

#35 Posted by Sparklykiss (1964 posts) -

B, C, and D club. 
 
I've never done A.

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#36 Edited by Agent47 (1896 posts) -

Masturbate. Which oddly enough is usually the cause of said break up.

@Toxin066: Combine this with internet porn and we have a deal.
#37 Posted by confinedbread (98 posts) -

I just want through a breakup, and I've burned a lot of gasoline. On a side note, did you know a camry can do 150 mph? Did you know cops tend to pick up on that shit? Did you know that by the time they get back in their car, you'll already be barreling down the next exit? Extensive sandbox gaming and little regard for one's safety can make you AWESOME!

#38 Posted by endless_void (706 posts) -

Chill

#39 Posted by SgtGrumbles (1024 posts) -

Her sister.

#40 Posted by TheVeteran13 (1209 posts) -

Tacos, always tacos

#41 Posted by Bocam (3742 posts) -

I rape them and throw them inside a TV...

#42 Posted by Fajita_Jim (1463 posts) -

My last breakup was a divorce. Want to know what I did?
 
Lost the house
Lost the dog
Lost the car
Lost my job (took too much time off for legal appointments)
Left the country to avoid alimony.
 
I'd like to know how she paid for that house without my income. Oh wait...it got repossessed seven months after I left. Hah! Wonder if that guy she was cheating on me with is taking care of her. What, he's in prison? HA!

#43 Posted by Liber (648 posts) -
@Fajita_Jim said:
My last breakup was a divorce. Want to know what I did?  Lost the house Lost the dog Lost the car Lost my job (took too much time off for legal appointments) Left the country to avoid alimony.  I'd like to know how she paid for that house without my income. Oh wait...it got repossessed seven months after I left. Hah! Wonder if that guy she was cheating on me with is taking care of her. What, he's in prison? HA!
Oh man not the dog :(
#44 Posted by MariachiMacabre (7096 posts) -
@RepThePlantDawg420 said:
fuk bitches
This response, your username and your user icon lead me to believe you're not very intelligent. 
 
I'm usually pretty bummed but most of my break-ups have happened on good terms, so we usually remain friends.
#45 Posted by SkinnyBlue (320 posts) -
@Aronman789 said:
I wallow in self-pity for a while, then I get a burst of adrenaline and anger, which is then followed by a battle cry and me breaking things.  It works.
This.
#46 Posted by Kiera (245 posts) -

I've always been the one to do the breaking up before so after the fact I'm usually happy with the result. I mean I'm not jumping for joy or anything but its what I wanted so its not like I'm sad about it or anything.

#47 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4308 posts) -

i talk about with someone else because i cant all that self pity that i kept inside of me for a week.  you know what really helps?  writing lyrics

#48 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

My approach is this: after a break-up, somebody has to suffer, and there's no fucking way I'm gonna suffer.

#49 Posted by TooWalrus (13197 posts) -

I enjoy the sound of my sound not getting thousands of incoming text messages, and play World of Warcraft in peace, for once. Being single is nice- because I'm married to the game. 
 
...and cause I didn't really like her in the first place.

#50 Posted by Kiera (245 posts) -
@TooWalrus said:
I enjoy the sound of my sound not getting thousands of incoming text messages, and play World of Warcraft in peace, for once. Being single is nice- because I'm married to the game.  ...and cause I didn't really like her in the first place.

Sour grapes.