I've never really been through I break up, but I've gone through enough periods where I realized (or am directly told) that a girl's not interested in me romantically. I usually wallow in self-pity for at least a week, sometimes more, then try to move on.
Feelings still linger after that point, however, and it'll only take another, better girl to keep my mind off of things.
I've only been dumped once. The next day I got rid of all the stupid cards I'd saved, removed her from Facebook, and got rid of the pictures. I kept all the nice things I got as gifts, like these sweet pair of Nike shoes that I still rock today, and got rid of the stupid stuff, like a burned CD of a bunch of shitty songs. I got over it after a day or two because in the end I knew it wasn't going to last and I could tell she and I weren't feeling it, she just decided to pull the trigger first which looking back has taught me that I shouldn't be afraid to break it off.
Masturbate. Which oddly enough is usually the cause of said break up.Serious or not, this is really funny.
Cut myself, just so I can feel.
Hah, nah, last time I got dumped I wound up getting alcohol poisoning, but that was uniquely bad. Generally besides that, I'd usually think that I either deserved it (I often did), or fuck her anyway, and move. Before I got into my current longterm relationship, I tended to bounce from girl to girl to girl with little downtime, and little in the way of a future.
No point wallowing, just find someone else and try again.
Sleep. Lots of sleeping.Having gone through my first break up on Friday, and got back together Sunday afternoon, I would say wallowing then trying to forget about it, and sleep kinda comes into both. Also lots of junk food (yes I'm a total girl).
I generally wallow then get over it through mass gaming and/or another girl.
What's worse is when you get rejected. I can't even play StarCraft II right now; food doesn't have a taste and days seem endless. *sigh* Oh well, off to wait for The Witcher to finish downloading, and hopefully the egregious sex will have me in a different mood :D.
Hang up the phone or leave her house then go see what my friends are up to. Once I get home I might play a game or something and then down the road meet someone new. Never really had a bad break up. To many women out there to be tripping on one woman, wallowing, being crazy, acting like a stalker and dealing with the drama.
Masturbate. Which oddly enough is usually the cause of said break up.Really? My bitches love to watch me masturbate, and I really do not mind watching them masturbate.
After a break up though, I usually hit the bottle, might hit a few joints, perhaps go to the "Massage Parlour", and depending on my mind-state, I might decide to get my stalk on.
Seriously, get your stalk on!
Usually i go hang out more often with my 2nd girlfriend.
But if theres no where else to turn, I try to forget about it and play some games.
Although lighting shit on fire is legit, yo! Love the smell of photographs burning.
Inhaling that is probably bad for you, so "Don't breathe this!"
I just want through a breakup, and I've burned a lot of gasoline. On a side note, did you know a camry can do 150 mph? Did you know cops tend to pick up on that shit? Did you know that by the time they get back in their car, you'll already be barreling down the next exit? Extensive sandbox gaming and little regard for one's safety can make you AWESOME!
My last breakup was a divorce. Want to know what I did?
Lost the house
Lost the dog
Lost the car
Lost my job (took too much time off for legal appointments)
Left the country to avoid alimony.
I'd like to know how she paid for that house without my income. Oh wait...it got repossessed seven months after I left. Hah! Wonder if that guy she was cheating on me with is taking care of her. What, he's in prison? HA!
My last breakup was a divorce. Want to know what I did? Lost the house Lost the dog Lost the car Lost my job (took too much time off for legal appointments) Left the country to avoid alimony. I'd like to know how she paid for that house without my income. Oh wait...it got repossessed seven months after I left. Hah! Wonder if that guy she was cheating on me with is taking care of her. What, he's in prison? HA!Oh man not the dog :(
I enjoy the sound of my sound not getting thousands of incoming text messages, and play World of Warcraft in peace, for once. Being single is nice- because I'm married to the game. ...and cause I didn't really like her in the first place.