What exactly would you expect from the aliens

Lets assume that alien abductions are real for a second, what would you expect if you were in this situation?

I'd go with D,because aliens are supposed to be more advanced than us right?So it makes sense that they would try to help our planet emerge from the kinda shaky stage it's in now.Instead of doing what we would probably do to them and run experiments and keep things under wraps because some people might not be ready to accept the fact that they're are most likely other forms of life out there.

every now and then throw an asteroid at us for kicks

"I'd go with D,because aliens are supposed to be more advanced than us right?So it makes sense that they would try to help our planet emerge from the kinda shaky stage it's in now.Instead of doing what we would probably do to them and run experiments and keep things under wraps because some people might not be ready to accept the fact that they're are most likely other forms of life out there."

SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!

"SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!

AMIRITE KUSH?!

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I would say other, becuase they could be therwe to be friends.

I'd expect to fight them off with a crack team of 80's cult actors.

They show up in 15,000 years looking for more Rock and Roll music because the waves travel slow through space.

I can only hope it's option B.

Anal Probing? A sense of superiority?

I call technological donations, something that would possibly affect our entire culture and eventually end this planets wars considering we as a species would know there was something beyond the simple human race.
 
One thing leads to another, and Crysis would look like shit.

Here is precisely how our initial contact with aliens is going to go down in an easy-to-read, step-by-step guide:

1)  An alien spacecraft shaped like Butterbean will intercept an errant broadcast of a rerun of According to Jim.
2)  After coming to the conclusion that mankind is far too dumb to co-exist, the aliens decide to pay Earth a visit, have a few drinks, a few laughs, and then demolish our planet to make way for a space super highway.
3)  Mankind's lawyers will protest, claiming this is blatant copyright infringement.
4)  Said lawyers will be invited over to a barbeque at the expense of the aliens.
5)  The aliens will then proceed to devour the lawyers after apologizing for the miscommunication, claiming that they meant the lawyers were to be barbequed.
6)  Mankind, pleased at the sudden disappearance of the lawyers, will invite the aliens to take their politicians, tax collectors,  Richard Simmons, Kevin Federline, the guys responsible for Meet the Spartans, and any douche who has said "Whaaazzup?" after, oh, 2004.
7)  The aliens agree, but decide to blow us all to hell anyways.

Honestly, I would expect nothing if they had goddamn hoverboards.

I say Other... I'd tell them about the Doctor (doubt anyone will get that)

I would expect that they wanted to be taken to our leader. Whoever that might be.

Dude, B. Alien x Human baby spawn is always the most logical situation.

Sexual Intercourse...If I can't get an Earth girl, I might as well try my chances with an alien.

Other

I expect them to be more intelligent and with far greater technology

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TheOldOrder said:

"Lets assume that alien abductions are real for a second"

Who said they aren't?  Are you a scientist?  Do you have any factual evidence that can be presented to 100% show that aliens don't exist?  No?

Case dismissed.

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Rape.

Why does everyone assume Aliens would be super smart? Maybe they're dumb as shit, and have just evolved to be able to float through space and still survive.

Aliens are here, and have been here for a long time. They are slowly taking over the planet, using the nwo to do all the dirty work. We will see in 2012. 

Rape.

I think Mass Effect had the whole alien think perfectly.