There was an old Mac shareware game called Starbound II that was like civ 2 in space. In that game they had a race of whales in mech suits. Suffice to say, they killed everything almost every time.
" There was an old Mac shareware game called Starbound II that was like civ 2 in space. In that game they had a race of whales in mech suits. Suffice to say, they killed everything almost every time. "
@President_Barackbar: Well, in the story, the dinosaurs had spent several millions of years being bombarded by cosmic radiation, and presumably evolving naturally as well. Besides, the alternative is really tiny rocket launchers.
" Not to break the poll, but humans are animals, so humans with nuclear missiles is the obvious choice. Heat vision giraffes sound pretty fucking deadly though. "
Maybe, but humans also have inhibitions and forethought. I'm sure a blue whale would launch his entire salvo of nuclear rockets and crush a billion cities just to get a few hundred dumpsters full of krill.
@BionicMonster: Good point. The only thing stopping humans from nuking one another is the knowledge that they would, in turn, be nuked by their enemies. Clearly we must instill a fear in blue whales that they could be destroyed by laser sharks or ambitious pandas should they overstep their bounds.
Koalas are little bastards. They stay stoned for most of the day. But they can run and they have huge claws they aren't afraid to use. A machine gun just makes them 100 percent evil.
Is there no end to the number of dinosaurs with weapon attachments? oh god just remembered the final boss of Turok:Evolution *scours the internet* I can't believe there's no images of the one-eyed confederate general riding a T-rex with miniguns! Internet, I am disappoint.
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