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#1 Posted by InternetCrab (1504 posts) -

Good day duders!

So i'm sitting here thinking of what is the most dangerous weapon that exists. First thoughts is a sniper rifle, a katana, or a nuclear bomb.

I still have quite few thoughts, those are the one that pops up though.

#2 Posted by JustKamToo (700 posts) -

The pen.

#3 Posted by AlexW00d (6303 posts) -

@JustKamToo said:

The pen.

Bingo.

#4 Posted by spaded (169 posts) -

an idea- simular to the pen

#5 Posted by jimmyfenix (3858 posts) -

my magic stick

#6 Posted by Village_Guy (2636 posts) -

The Cerebral Bore?

I don't know it is awesome anyway.

If we're talking about real weapons though, then I don't think you really can beat a nuke.

#7 Posted by Krucius (2 posts) -

Mouth

#8 Posted by Mars_Cleric (1595 posts) -

large explosives

#9 Edited by UlquioKani (1132 posts) -

Man

I'm a deep motherfucker

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#10 Posted by Jimi (1126 posts) -

A gun that fires bikes.

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#11 Edited by Fascism (148 posts) -

a high yield nuclear weapon

#12 Posted by ZeForgotten (10397 posts) -
@Jimi said:

A gun that fires bikes.

A gun that fires bikes that has guns on them that fire guns that fires bullets
#13 Posted by PassiveKaerenai (326 posts) -

The holy trinity of Trogdor, Gamera, and Mothra

#14 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3487 posts) -

Flash.

#15 Posted by Rattle618 (1463 posts) -

Black-Hole Gun.

#16 Posted by TaliciaDragonsong (8699 posts) -
@Village_Guy said:

The Cerebral Bore?

I don't know it is awesome anyway.

If we're talking about real weapons though, then I don't think you really can beat a nuke.

I came here to post that, its too awesome.
#17 Posted by adoggz (2070 posts) -

Sex with headcrabs

#18 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (1088 posts) -

me

#19 Posted by Seastalk (123 posts) -

I would have to say, for a human being, the most dangerous weapon that can be used against us is environment conditioning (i.e. being brought up from a young age to believe in something that has no relevance to society that can cause extreme distraction and irrationality towards others) .

#20 Posted by pornstorestiffi (4936 posts) -

Nuke

#21 Posted by Muttinus_Rump (814 posts) -

Pretty sure a nuclear bomb beats a pen.

#22 Posted by deathstriker666 (1337 posts) -

The government

#23 Posted by RVonE (4664 posts) -

@Muttinus_Rump said:

Pretty sure a nuclear bomb beats a pen.

There wouldn't have been a bomb without its incepting idea (metaphorically captured as the pen, of course).

Also:

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#24 Posted by Lazyaza (2196 posts) -

MY PENIS

#25 Posted by Icemo (644 posts) -

Brain.

And fictionally Mother Brain.

#26 Edited by PenguinDust (12554 posts) -

An idea.

#27 Edited by Swoxx (3003 posts) -

I'm surprised no one has said "my fists" yet.

#28 Posted by Icemo (644 posts) -

@Swoxx said:

I'm surprised no one has said "my fists" yet.

I'm surprised no one has said "Giant bomb" yet.

#29 Posted by McGhee (6094 posts) -
#30 Posted by Unchained (1081 posts) -

I am.

#31 Posted by MythDarK (552 posts) -

The human mind.

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#32 Posted by gamefreak9 (2372 posts) -

All weapons are just mediums, what caused you to use them was... the vagina!

#33 Posted by BraveToaster (12589 posts) -

Power Glove, bitches.

#34 Posted by Deathmachine117 (377 posts) -

Its simple the Topsy Turvy Bomb.

#35 Posted by Muttinus_Rump (814 posts) -

@RVonE said:

@Muttinus_Rump said:

Pretty sure a nuclear bomb beats a pen.

There wouldn't have been a bomb without its incepting idea (metaphorically captured as the pen, of course).

But now there's a nuclear bomb. And it beats the pen.

#36 Posted by GetEveryone (4455 posts) -

@JustKamToo said:

The pen.

@AlexW00d said:

@JustKamToo said:

The pen.

Bingo.

@spaded said:

an idea- simular to the pen

Let's see how useful your fancy ideas and writing implements are when they're reduced to carbon by a nuke (um, ideas can be reduced to carbon... right, guys?)

#37 Posted by matthias2437 (985 posts) -

I'm pretty sure that if you consider a nuke a weapon then that is the obvious answer... since you can it can level entire cities and kill millions of people then contaminate the area for numerous years.

#38 Posted by LTSmash (638 posts) -

Uh, "A Marine and his rifle"? R. Lee Ermey seemed pretty sure.

#39 Posted by crusader8463 (14423 posts) -

Man.

#40 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5040 posts) -

Idiocracy.

#41 Posted by deathstriker666 (1337 posts) -

The beard of Claude

#42 Posted by Vade (393 posts) -

A sharp pointy thing.

#43 Posted by Dagbiker (6978 posts) -

From the moment the invaders arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by the tiniest creatures that God in his wisdom put upon this earth. By the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this planet's infinite organisms. And that right is ours against all challenges. For neither do men live nor die in vain.

#44 Posted by TehFlan (1944 posts) -

Love

#45 Posted by fox01313 (5081 posts) -

Batman.

#46 Posted by SmilingPig (1340 posts) -

Bible

#47 Posted by Neferon (262 posts) -

@JustKamToo said:

The pen.

True, but remember... the pen is mightier than the sword only if the sword is very short, and the pen is very sharp.

#48 Posted by believer258 (11992 posts) -

@gamefreak9 said:

All weapons are just mediums, what caused you to use them was... the vagina!

Just ask Achilles and Hector!

#49 Edited by GunstarRed (5303 posts) -

Those dolphins they tried to make carry bombs.

edit - actually thinklng about it i think they were supposed to disarm bombs... fucking dolphins man, still dangerous.

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#50 Posted by Yanngc33 (4496 posts) -

@GunstarRed said:

Those dolphins they tried to make carry bombs.

edit - actually thinklng about it i think they were supposed to disarm bombs... fucking dolphins man, still dangerous.

I think it was mines and I think they were supposed to trigger them so that we don't blow up. Poor dolphins.