What is the one fictional item you'd want for yourself?

Everyone loves a good hypothetical question right? So if you could have any one fictional item from anything, what would you want the most?

A flying DeLorean.

Portal Gun. Or a TARDIS.

A self-replicating nanobot that becomes millions of nanobots and gives me superpowers.

A green lantern and ring

The Normandy

Green Lantern ring.

@huser said:

A green lantern and ring

You're limited to one.

A lightsaber.

Time stopper thing.
 
Not going to lie, I'd steal a lot of money.

Bernard's Watch.

@AlexW00d said:

Bernard's Watch.

YES!

A device to stop time sounds good

A Visibility Gem from Thief.

@Xtrememuffinman said:

Time stopper thing. Not going to lie, I'd steal a lot of money.

I firmly believe someone somewhere will find out who you are and what you've done if you ever were to commit crimes using a time stopper... thing.

Phoenix Down.

EDIT: Never mind. That requires you to use it, which wouldn't work when I'm dead. So I'd rather take Plume of Dusk from Persona 3.

Z-Saber!

Green Lantern ring was one of my first thoughts. I'd be invincible.

A replicator. "Tea. Earl Grey."

I concur with the time stopping device

A Dominator. It's like the fucking BFG gun from Doom but smaller.

Dagger of Time, if I screw up I can just reverse time and do it right.

Something to manipulate time would probably be the best idea ... but my first thought still was "Portal Gun"

Genie's lamp from Aladdin before he sets him free. That way I could just wish for the powers to make anything else I could imagine come true. Plus I think it would be extremely fun to hang out with Genie for awhile.

That one thing that makes you invincible and infinitely rich.

Edit: The portal gun sounds cool too.

Kamen Rider Belt

A Holodeck.

Stasis machine thing from Chrono Trigger. The one that instantly recharges your energy. Or, it doesn't even need to be instant. Just a thing I can set to instantly put me to sleep for a specific length of time that will also wake me up at the set time feeling refreshed. I want that.

A lightsaber or an iron man suit.

@NTM said:

A replicator. "Tea. Earl Grey."

Not to be an ass, but "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." I mean, did you want it cold or something?

@Turambar said:

A device to stop time sounds good

Yup. Procrastinating to the max. Although, would you still age if you stop time? If you're still moving that must mean you're biologically active..so you're probably aging. Damn.

Bruce Wayne's wealth, that way I don't ever have to work in my life and i'm not a big spender either so i'm pretty sure it would last me a life time :).

@Cold_Wolven said:

Dagger of Time, if I screw up I can just reverse time and do it right.

I was going to say this. Although if it means having to avoid some horrible time monster forever...no thanks.

One of these. Classic and so very versatile.

Does an Asari count as a "thing?"

A ring that allows me to do three things 1)Read minds 2) Power of suggestion over others 3) Power to control one person remotely without them remembering they lost control when I pop back into my body. 
 
I would spend several years in with a visitor pass to the US House and US Senate galleries so I would have close contact with all US Representatives.  Using my ring I would guide legislation and our government, when needed I would take over the bodies of people who JUST WON'T TAKE A HINT.  If you think about it the ability to read minds, the power of suggestion and the all out control of a person would be powerful tools.  

A time traveling, flying Delorean. Time travel in style.

Half Life 3

The Infinity Gauntlet.

Cause if I had that, I could just will into existence anything else I wanted.

@JCGamer said:

@NTM said:

A replicator. "Tea. Earl Grey."

Not to be an ass, but "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." I mean, did you want it cold or something?

I like my tea cold. But I'm American.

Coffee, though, that's gotta be warm.

On topic - I'll also take a replicator. Need $1000 now? No problem. I know that, potentially, I could seriously fuck up the economy - but I wouldn't do that. I would make sure that I wouldn't ever have issues paying my bills, however, and I'd make sure that if I wanted to go out and spend $500 occasionally, I would do that as well.

@JCGamer said:

@NTM said:

A replicator. "Tea. Earl Grey."

Not to be an ass, but "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." I mean, did you want it cold or something?

Actually, to be honest, I was fully aware of him saying that. I didn't come back to edit it though.

@believer258: Just because your American--as am I--doesn't mean in general people here like their tea cold. I've never really heard of anyone having tea cold unless you were to buy it already made in a store, like Nestea or something. Oh, and I don't think by using a replicator to get money would make the economy any different, the only difference would be that a lot of people would be wondering where the heck you keep getting money. I should also mention that I don't care for tea.

@TheCowman said:

The Infinity Gauntlet.

Cause if I had that, I could just will into existence anything else I wanted.

First thing I thought of

Definitely a lightsaber.

I'd settle for a hearthstone. Free teleports home from anywhere would be great, and it's doubtful anyone would ever catch on.

FUS ROH DAH.

TARDIS would be fun.

Iron Man suit.

Half Life 3...

Just joking. I want Gurren Lagann... then all I need is a list of demands to give the Earth for everything else I want.