#1 Posted by Bell_End (1208 posts) -


#2 Posted by Bell_End (1208 posts) -

i used to read mags and comics as a child. but these days i have my iphone, kindle and 3DS to chose from.

at the moment my iphone is my most used toilet entertainment. usually play words with friends or drawsomething whilst dropping off the kids.

#3 Posted by Fattony12000 (7255 posts) -

Shitting and pissing.

#4 Posted by Imsorrymsjackson (855 posts) -

Wanking into my right hand, desperately trying not to cum on the toilet seat.

#5 Posted by Demoskinos (14722 posts) -

I take care of business and leave. I've always been baffled by people that make a whole event out of shitting. Five minutes at most man in and out and on to other things.

#6 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4963 posts) -

@Fattony12000 said:

Shitting and pissing.

Pissing and shitting.

#7 Posted by aquamarin (555 posts) -

Maybe reading the caption for some product in a catalog, I try not to linger around long enough to get any heavy reading done in there.

#8 Posted by ShaggE (6401 posts) -

I've never been able to read in the oval office. When two simultaneous things require concentration, one has to give.

#9 Posted by DelroyLindo (387 posts) -

@Demoskinos said:

I take care of business and leave. I've always been baffled by people that make a whole event out of shitting. Five minutes at most man in and out and on to other things.

dropping a duke is where a man gets his thinking done and contemplates the day.

#10 Posted by fetchfox (1254 posts) -

I used to read books from the Elder Scrolls games (but they tend to repeat from game to game).

#11 Posted by Slay3r1583 (605 posts) -

What? In and out as quick as possible. If I'm on the can long enough that I would be able to do some reading or gaming then something has gone horribly wrong and I don't feel well enough to do either at that time.

#12 Posted by _Chad (962 posts) -

I've been playing Persona 4 Golden recently. If you don't take the time to properly shit you're living your life all wrong.

#13 Edited by OfficeGamer (1087 posts) -
#14 Posted by geirr (2508 posts) -

Why do you people sit on the toilet longer than needed? The seat isn't comfortable, it smells like shit literally, and.. I just don't get it?

Maybe if I hated what's going on in the other rooms in the house or apartment - maybe then I'd spender longer in the bathroom than needed but certainly not sitting on the toilet.

Surely playing a good handheld game on ANY CHAIR IN ANY OTHER ROOM (preferably less smelly) would be better than sitting on a hard toilet seat.

PFFFFffffFFfff--

#15 Posted by RazielCuts (2943 posts) -
#16 Posted by rentfn (1279 posts) -

I listen to podcasts on the potty.

#17 Posted by Village_Guy (2534 posts) -

I just get shit done and move on, doing it any other way is just inviting hemorrhoids if you ask me D:

#18 Posted by HaltIamReptar (2029 posts) -

@rentfn said:

I listen to podcasts on the potty.

Thought I was the only one

#19 Posted by Brodehouse (9770 posts) -

Spider solitaire on my phone.

#20 Posted by UlquioKani (1043 posts) -

I do what's gotta be done and get out. Is everyone incredibly constipated and has to spend more than 5 minutes in a toilet? I am done within 5 minutes and can go that long without some form of entertainment. Plus, I don't want to carry any electronics into a bathroom with me and even though I am not directly rubbing shit on my iPod, in my mind they are filthy.

#21 Posted by Oldirtybearon (4664 posts) -

@UlquioKani: @geirr: @Slay3r1583: @Demoskinos:

There are usually a handful of reasons as to why people like to stay awhile after taking a crap. The one I run into the most, however, stems from living with other people. It's the one place where privacy is utterly guaranteed and it can give you time to yourself for whatever takes your fancy.

I personally enjoy reading.

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#22 Posted by Nikoran (165 posts) -

I only read when I take a shit.

#23 Posted by SharkEthic (1041 posts) -

@Fattony12000 said:

Shitting and pissing.

This. Farting as a close third.

#24 Posted by OfficeGamer (1087 posts) -

@DelroyLindo said:

@Demoskinos said:

I take care of business and leave. I've always been baffled by people that make a whole event out of shitting. Five minutes at most man in and out and on to other things.

dropping a duke is where a man gets his thinking done and contemplates the day.

I love this post!

#25 Posted by believer258 (11773 posts) -

@geirr said:

Why do you people sit on the toilet longer than needed? The seat isn't comfortable, it smells like shit literally, and.. I just don't get it?

Maybe if I hated what's going on in the other rooms in the house or apartment - maybe then I'd spender longer in the bathroom than needed but certainly not sitting on the toilet.

Surely playing a good handheld game on ANY CHAIR IN ANY OTHER ROOM (preferably less smelly) would be better than sitting on a hard toilet seat.

PFFFFffffFFfff--

It's the one place that you're guaranteed not to be bothered. See, if I'm on any other seat in the house, then someone might yell for me to help them do something or try to talk to me or something like that, when in fact I don't have any interest in doing those things at the time and I just want to read a novel/play a game/watch a GB video.

Anyway, what do I do on the shitter? I usually just watch something on my phone, like five minutes of a Quick Look or something.

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#26 Posted by SmilingPig (1337 posts) -

Eating my breakfast muffin while doing my morning number 2.

#27 Posted by SharkEthic (1041 posts) -

@SmilingPig said:

Eating my breakfast muffin while doing my morning number 2.

Eating while pooping, a gentleman's sport.

#28 Posted by Sanity (1896 posts) -

A true man thinks while hes on his throne.

#29 Posted by geirr (2508 posts) -

@Oldirtybearon said:

@UlquioKani: @geirr: @Slay3r1583: @Demoskinos:

There are usually a handful of reasons as to why people like to stay awhile after taking a crap. The one I run into the most, however, stems from living with other people. It's the one place where privacy is utterly guaranteed and it can give you time to yourself for whatever takes your fancy.

I personally enjoy reading.

@believer258 said:

@geirr said:

Why do you people sit on the toilet longer than needed? The seat isn't comfortable, it smells like shit literally, and.. I just don't get it?

Maybe if I hated what's going on in the other rooms in the house or apartment - maybe then I'd spender longer in the bathroom than needed but certainly not sitting on the toilet.

Surely playing a good handheld game on ANY CHAIR IN ANY OTHER ROOM (preferably less smelly) would be better than sitting on a hard toilet seat.

PFFFFffffFFfff--

It's the one place that you're guaranteed not to be bothered. See, if I'm on any other seat in the house, then someone might yell for me to help them do something or try to talk to me or something like that, when in fact I don't have any interest in doing those things at the time and I just want to read a novel/play a game/watch a GB video.

Anyway, what do I do on the shitter? I usually just watch something on my phone, like five minutes of a Quick Look or something.

I guess I understand. I've always had plenty of privacy growing up so I never got to experience it proper.

#30 Posted by Bell_End (1208 posts) -

@geirr said:

Why do you people sit on the toilet longer than needed? The seat isn't comfortable, it smells like shit literally, and.. I just don't get it?

Maybe if I hated what's going on in the other rooms in the house or apartment - maybe then I'd spender longer in the bathroom than needed but certainly not sitting on the toilet.

Surely playing a good handheld game on ANY CHAIR IN ANY OTHER ROOM (preferably less smelly) would be better than sitting on a hard toilet seat.

PFFFFffffFFfff--

i don't go to the toilet to play games. it's just while i am their and waiting for the drop its just very easy to pop out my iphone and have a few turns on letter press.

i know people that have magazine racks next to the toilet

#31 Posted by Daiphyer (1332 posts) -

@dudy80 said:

A true man thinks while hes on his throne.

I've made so many of my life's decisions on the toilet.

#32 Posted by Ravenlight (8040 posts) -

@SharkEthic said:

@SmilingPig said:

Eating my breakfast muffin while doing my morning number 2.

Eating while pooping, a gentleman's sport.

Second only to pooping while playing polo.

#33 Posted by Canteu (2821 posts) -

I like to play Phoenix Wright.

Dunno why these people think that while shitting for 5 minutes you can't read, play a game whatever.

I'm never on longer than I need to be, it's just something to do while i wait.

It's not exactly rocket science.

#34 Edited by Droop (1845 posts) -

I don't work (student), so when I do my business I do as quick as possible. No time for entertainment in there! In and out.

I can see you wanted to take your sweet time if you were paid by the hour at some boring job.

#35 Posted by MOAB (374 posts) -

@Demoskinos said:

I take care of business and leave. I've always been baffled by people that make a whole event out of shitting. Five minutes at most man in and out and on to other things.

seriously

more fiber, motherfuckers!

#36 Posted by Bourbon_Warrior (4523 posts) -

@Imsorrymsjackson said:

Wanking into my right hand, desperately trying not to cum on the toilet seat.

Oh a Swank?

#37 Posted by Imsorrymsjackson (855 posts) -

@Bourbon_Warrior said:

@Imsorrymsjackson said:

Wanking into my right hand, desperately trying not to cum on the toilet seat.

Oh a Swank?

Only when I have a spare 5 minutes in my day.

#38 Posted by Marcsman (3177 posts) -

Reading my wife's Cosmo makes the whole experience.

#39 Posted by SeanFoster (866 posts) -

This site.

#40 Posted by LethalKi11ler (1406 posts) -

iPhone or ipad or laptop. I always have to read or watch something

#41 Posted by BombKareshi (996 posts) -

Reading. Just a few paragraphs.

Also, this:

@Canteu said:

Dunno why these people think that while shitting for 5 minutes you can't read, play a game whatever.

I'm never on longer than I need to be, it's just something to do while i wait.

It's not exactly rocket science.

#42 Posted by Philedius (204 posts) -

I used to read when going to doing my number two business (well, I still do sometimes), but after I got my 3DS this summer I have been playing games while conducting my business with the toilet gods.

#43 Posted by FiestaUnicorn (1577 posts) -

@Demoskinos said:

I take care of business and leave. I've always been baffled by people that make a whole event out of shitting. Five minutes at most man in and out and on to other things.

Maybe it's because I don't eat garbage but I don't understand how people have time to read anything when they take a shit. If you take that long you need to think about eating better.

#44 Posted by Yorkin (142 posts) -

I've been playing Wizorb on my Vita.

#45 Edited by HerbieBug (4212 posts) -

No entertainment! I must have complete and total focus! D:

#46 Posted by egg (1455 posts) -

I dont need no entertainment

#47 Posted by blueinferno (447 posts) -

@Fattony12000 said:

Shitting and pissing.

QFT

#48 Posted by Video_Game_King (36272 posts) -

I don't use toilets.

#49 Posted by BoFooQ (666 posts) -

i keep a book in my craphouse, and no I'm not in there more than 5 minutes, but I can read a few pages a day. As I usually crap at home, I find myself slowly getting two things done at once. I don't take books back and forth, I have one in the bathroom and another next to my bed and my kindle which I travel with.