What is your superpower?

#1 Posted by Legion_ (670 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

My superpower is that everytime I scratch my forehead with my thumb, I sneeze. Like three times in a row.

What is your superpower?

#2 Posted by LackingSaint (810 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

Never slip on ice, baby.

#3 Posted by Philantrophy (330 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

The power of seduction.

Baby.

#4 Posted by Video_Game_King (29286 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

As long as I am wearing my crown, I can transform into any video game character I desire and gain access to their powers. (The crown merely unlocks powers latent within me already, so you can't use the crown to attain such powers yourself.)

#5 Edited by Ravenlight (7066 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I can eat ice cream really fast. Like really fast. Doesn't matter how cold it is.

I also have a Road Rage meter that builds as long as I'm in a vehicle. When it fills up, I unleash my special: Profanity Mad Libs.

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EDIT: Baby.

#6 Posted by Miketakon (487 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

@Philantrophy said:

The power of seduction.

Baby.

Me too! must be twins.

#7 Posted by damnboyadvance (4031 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I can breathe. Without even thinking about it.

If you read that post, you are now breathing on your own.

#8 Posted by DrIntrovert (79 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

My superpower is that I can never tell anyone about my superpower.

#9 Posted by turtlespenguins (15 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

When i wash dishes sometimes the sink will clog and i'll end up reaching all the way to the bottom to pull out dishes or to remove the stuff clogging it, and when it drains the sink is just FULL of knives and not once have i ever cut myself.

#10 Posted by DarthOrange (2477 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I wipe my own ass. 
Baby.

#11 Posted by Stonyman65 (1799 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I have a photographic memory.

#12 Posted by triviaman09 (511 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

anxiety

#13 Posted by FluxWaveZ (17868 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I am good at video games.

#14 Posted by Basilisk (11 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

+5 weiner.

#15 Edited by Socialone (198 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

Extreme stoicism.

No I ain't mad bro. I never am.

#16 Posted by Raven10 (1169 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I have binoculars that let me see things close up. I use them mostly to scope out psychopathic boys and plan my next leftie scissors rampage.

Please someone get this reference.

#17 Posted by Breadfan (6056 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

Cooling down hot pizza so I don't burn my goddamn mouth.

#18 Posted by Trainer_Red (313 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

Cooking Ramen noodles for the perfect amount of time by feeling them with a fork. Not too soft but not too hard either.

Baby.

#19 Posted by beard_of_zeus (1323 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

Functional alcoholic. Is that a superpower?!?! God, I hope so.

#20 Posted by TooWalrus (11815 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

The ability to lose 45 pounds, then put it all back on very quickly.

#21 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (2742 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I never finish books.

Baby.

#22 Posted by Coafi (728 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

My sense of smell and hearing seem to be above everybody else's.

Baby.

#23 Posted by Dixego (281 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I can masturbate with my mind.

Baby.

#24 Edited by Colourful_Hippie (2620 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I can make fart noises by clasping my palms together and pulling.

edit: combo breaker?

#25 Posted by TheSilentTruth (1072 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

Rapid hair growth.

#26 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4267 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago
#27 Edited by MonetaryDread (1455 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I am in my mid-thirties and can eat fast food on the regular while staying 155 pounds.

#28 Posted by probablytuna (2515 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

Once a day, I can fast forward time by approximately eight hours (give or take) when I lie down with my eyes closed.

#29 Posted by Hunter5024 (2696 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I can travel forward through time at a rate that is 1x the normal speed.

Baby.

#30 Posted by IzzyGraze (818 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I have the power of Wasting Time. I can make hours fly by in a flash. Unfortunately, much like Batman, I need the aid of technology.

#31 Posted by Blackout62 (1182 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I'm immune to Indian burns.

@Raven10 said:

I have binoculars that let me see things close up. I use them mostly to scope out psychopathic boys and plan my next leftie scissors rampage.

Please someone get this reference.

Moonrise Kingdom.

#32 Posted by AlexanderSheen (3538 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

Immunity to sunburn.

Baby?

#33 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3408 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I'm completely devoid of ambition, baby.

#34 Posted by weirdo (118 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

ANGER!!! HHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!

#35 Posted by VirtualAthlete (90 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I can pee really far when i push my foreskin back

#36 Edited by glyn (382 posts) - 4 months, 9 days ago

I can make my facial and bodily features change over time. Or by repeatedly doing the same thing for extended periods.

#37 Posted by ThePencil (382 posts) - 4 months, 8 days ago

Hyperventilating. Babby.

#38 Posted by AmatureIdiot (752 posts) - 4 months, 8 days ago

Extreme sarcasm.

#39 Posted by Ariketh (606 posts) - 4 months, 8 days ago

Getting women pregnant.

Baby.

#40 Posted by paulwade1984 (461 posts) - 4 months, 8 days ago

I can do anything, ANYTHING, as long as I have access to google.co.uk

I am unable to put on or lose weight. 66kg for the last 12 years. My partner hates me for this.

#41 Edited by Ekpyroticuniverse (119 posts) - 4 months, 8 days ago

Never stand in dog poo, even though there is loads on the roads where i Live

#42 Posted by onarum (1805 posts) - 4 months, 8 days ago

I'm a Grandmaster procrastinator, seriously no one can neglect one's duties untill the last possible second like I do.

#43 Posted by Raven10 (1169 posts) - 4 months, 8 days ago

@Blackout62 said:

I'm immune to Indian burns.

@Raven10 said:

I have binoculars that let me see things close up. I use them mostly to scope out psychopathic boys and plan my next leftie scissors rampage.

Please someone get this reference.

Moonrise Kingdom.

Thank you.

#44 Posted by Legion_ (670 posts) - 4 months, 7 days ago

Oh, and I have another superpower as well. Everytime I put a Q-tip in my ear, I cough. Like crazy.

#45 Posted by ShockD (2187 posts) - 4 months, 7 days ago
@LackingSaint said:

Never slip on ice, baby.

>probably lives in Florida
#46 Posted by LackingSaint (810 posts) - 4 months, 7 days ago

@ShockD said:

@LackingSaint said:

Never slip on ice, baby.

>probably lives in Florida

England, but hey, you got the hemisphere right!

#47 Posted by 49th (1788 posts) - 4 months, 7 days ago

I can send things I don't like to the moon just by saying, "I'll send that to the moon".

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