#1 Posted by Legion_ (1195 posts) -

My superpower is that everytime I scratch my forehead with my thumb, I sneeze. Like three times in a row.

What is your superpower?

#2 Posted by LackingSaint (1697 posts) -

Never slip on ice, baby.

#3 Posted by Philantrophy (354 posts) -

The power of seduction.

Baby.

#4 Posted by Video_Game_King (34588 posts) -

As long as I am wearing my crown, I can transform into any video game character I desire and gain access to their powers. (The crown merely unlocks powers latent within me already, so you can't use the crown to attain such powers yourself.)

#5 Edited by Ravenlight (8033 posts) -

I can eat ice cream really fast. Like really fast. Doesn't matter how cold it is.

I also have a Road Rage meter that builds as long as I'm in a vehicle. When it fills up, I unleash my special: Profanity Mad Libs.

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EDIT: Baby.

#6 Posted by Miketakon (512 posts) -

@Philantrophy said:

The power of seduction.

Baby.

Me too! must be twins.

#7 Posted by damnboyadvance (4054 posts) -

I can breathe. Without even thinking about it.

If you read that post, you are now breathing on your own.

#8 Posted by DrIntrovert (81 posts) -

My superpower is that I can never tell anyone about my superpower.

#9 Posted by turtlespenguins (15 posts) -

When i wash dishes sometimes the sink will clog and i'll end up reaching all the way to the bottom to pull out dishes or to remove the stuff clogging it, and when it drains the sink is just FULL of knives and not once have i ever cut myself.

#10 Posted by DarthOrange (3495 posts) -

I wipe my own ass. 
Baby.

#11 Posted by Stonyman65 (2405 posts) -

I have a photographic memory.

#12 Posted by triviaman09 (758 posts) -

anxiety

#13 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19140 posts) -

I am good at video games.

Online
#14 Posted by Basilisk (11 posts) -

+5 weiner.

#15 Edited by Socialone (201 posts) -

Extreme stoicism.

No I ain't mad bro. I never am.

#16 Posted by Raven10 (1587 posts) -

I have binoculars that let me see things close up. I use them mostly to scope out psychopathic boys and plan my next leftie scissors rampage.

Please someone get this reference.

#17 Posted by Breadfan (6586 posts) -

Cooling down hot pizza so I don't burn my goddamn mouth.

#18 Posted by Trainer_Red (314 posts) -

Cooking Ramen noodles for the perfect amount of time by feeling them with a fork. Not too soft but not too hard either.

Baby.

#19 Posted by beard_of_zeus (1619 posts) -

Functional alcoholic. Is that a superpower?!?! God, I hope so.

#20 Posted by TooWalrus (12970 posts) -

The ability to lose 45 pounds, then put it all back on very quickly.

#21 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3031 posts) -

I never finish books.

Baby.

#22 Posted by Coafi (1433 posts) -

My sense of smell and hearing seem to be above everybody else's.

Baby.

#23 Posted by Dixego (357 posts) -

I can masturbate with my mind.

Baby.

#24 Edited by Colourful_Hippie (4281 posts) -

I can make fart noises by clasping my palms together and pulling.

edit: combo breaker?

#25 Posted by TheSilentTruth (1105 posts) -

Rapid hair growth.

#26 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4307 posts) -
#27 Edited by MonetaryDread (1950 posts) -

I am in my mid-thirties and can eat fast food on the regular while staying 155 pounds.

#28 Posted by probablytuna (3442 posts) -

Once a day, I can fast forward time by approximately eight hours (give or take) when I lie down with my eyes closed.

#29 Posted by Hunter5024 (5165 posts) -

I can travel forward through time at a rate that is 1x the normal speed.

Baby.

#30 Posted by IzzyGraze (838 posts) -

I have the power of Wasting Time. I can make hours fly by in a flash. Unfortunately, much like Batman, I need the aid of technology.

#31 Posted by Blackout62 (1303 posts) -

I'm immune to Indian burns.

@Raven10 said:

I have binoculars that let me see things close up. I use them mostly to scope out psychopathic boys and plan my next leftie scissors rampage.

Please someone get this reference.

Moonrise Kingdom.

#32 Posted by AlexanderSheen (4660 posts) -

Immunity to sunburn.

Baby?

#33 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3479 posts) -

I'm completely devoid of ambition, baby.

#34 Posted by weirdo (142 posts) -

ANGER!!! HHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!

#35 Posted by VirtualAthlete (90 posts) -

I can pee really far when i push my foreskin back

#36 Edited by glyn (382 posts) -

I can make my facial and bodily features change over time. Or by repeatedly doing the same thing for extended periods.

#37 Posted by ThePencil (390 posts) -

Hyperventilating. Babby.

#38 Posted by AmatureIdiot (980 posts) -

Extreme sarcasm.

#39 Posted by Ariketh (606 posts) -

Getting women pregnant.

Baby.

#40 Posted by paulwade1984 (477 posts) -

I can do anything, ANYTHING, as long as I have access to google.co.uk

I am unable to put on or lose weight. 66kg for the last 12 years. My partner hates me for this.

#41 Edited by Ekpyroticuniverse (142 posts) -

Never stand in dog poo, even though there is loads on the roads where i Live

#42 Posted by onarum (1945 posts) -

I'm a Grandmaster procrastinator, seriously no one can neglect one's duties untill the last possible second like I do.

#43 Posted by Raven10 (1587 posts) -

@Blackout62 said:

I'm immune to Indian burns.

@Raven10 said:

I have binoculars that let me see things close up. I use them mostly to scope out psychopathic boys and plan my next leftie scissors rampage.

Please someone get this reference.

Moonrise Kingdom.

Thank you.

#44 Posted by Legion_ (1195 posts) -

Oh, and I have another superpower as well. Everytime I put a Q-tip in my ear, I cough. Like crazy.

#45 Posted by ShockD (2381 posts) -
@LackingSaint said:

Never slip on ice, baby.

>probably lives in Florida
#46 Posted by LackingSaint (1697 posts) -

@ShockD said:

@LackingSaint said:

Never slip on ice, baby.

>probably lives in Florida

England, but hey, you got the hemisphere right!

#47 Posted by 49th (2541 posts) -

I can send things I don't like to the moon just by saying, "I'll send that to the moon".