#1 Posted by Legion_ (1669 posts) -

My superpower is that everytime I scratch my forehead with my thumb, I sneeze. Like three times in a row.

What is your superpower?

#2 Posted by LackingSaint (1982 posts) -

Never slip on ice, baby.

#3 Posted by Philantrophy (356 posts) -

The power of seduction.

Baby.

#4 Posted by Video_Game_King (36566 posts) -

As long as I am wearing my crown, I can transform into any video game character I desire and gain access to their powers. (The crown merely unlocks powers latent within me already, so you can't use the crown to attain such powers yourself.)

#5 Edited by Ravenlight (8057 posts) -

I can eat ice cream really fast. Like really fast. Doesn't matter how cold it is.

I also have a Road Rage meter that builds as long as I'm in a vehicle. When it fills up, I unleash my special: Profanity Mad Libs.

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EDIT: Baby.

#6 Posted by Miketakon (533 posts) -

@Philantrophy said:

The power of seduction.

Baby.

Me too! must be twins.

#7 Posted by damnboyadvance (4172 posts) -

I can breathe. Without even thinking about it.

If you read that post, you are now breathing on your own.

#8 Posted by DrIntrovert (86 posts) -

My superpower is that I can never tell anyone about my superpower.

#9 Posted by turtlespenguins (16 posts) -

When i wash dishes sometimes the sink will clog and i'll end up reaching all the way to the bottom to pull out dishes or to remove the stuff clogging it, and when it drains the sink is just FULL of knives and not once have i ever cut myself.

#10 Posted by DarthOrange (4094 posts) -

I wipe my own ass. 
Baby.

#11 Posted by Stonyman65 (3016 posts) -

I have a photographic memory.

#12 Posted by triviaman09 (816 posts) -

anxiety

#13 Posted by FluxWaveZ (19816 posts) -

I am good at video games.

#14 Posted by Basilisk (12 posts) -

+5 weiner.

#15 Edited by Socialone (207 posts) -

Extreme stoicism.

No I ain't mad bro. I never am.

#16 Posted by Raven10 (2050 posts) -

I have binoculars that let me see things close up. I use them mostly to scope out psychopathic boys and plan my next leftie scissors rampage.

Please someone get this reference.

#17 Posted by Breadfan (6803 posts) -

Cooling down hot pizza so I don't burn my goddamn mouth.

#18 Posted by Trainer_Red (318 posts) -

Cooking Ramen noodles for the perfect amount of time by feeling them with a fork. Not too soft but not too hard either.

Baby.

#19 Posted by beard_of_zeus (1747 posts) -

Functional alcoholic. Is that a superpower?!?! God, I hope so.

#20 Posted by TooWalrus (13325 posts) -

The ability to lose 45 pounds, then put it all back on very quickly.

#21 Posted by Apparatus_Unearth (3504 posts) -

I never finish books.

Baby.

#22 Posted by Coafi (1519 posts) -

My sense of smell and hearing seem to be above everybody else's.

Baby.

#23 Posted by Dixego (403 posts) -

I can masturbate with my mind.

Baby.

#24 Edited by Colourful_Hippie (4836 posts) -

I can make fart noises by clasping my palms together and pulling.

edit: combo breaker?

#25 Posted by TheSilentTruth (1193 posts) -

Rapid hair growth.

#26 Posted by the_OFFICIAL_jAPanese_teaBAG (4311 posts) -
#27 Edited by MonetaryDread (2353 posts) -

I am in my mid-thirties and can eat fast food on the regular while staying 155 pounds.

#28 Posted by probablytuna (4137 posts) -

Once a day, I can fast forward time by approximately eight hours (give or take) when I lie down with my eyes closed.

#29 Posted by Hunter5024 (6311 posts) -

I can travel forward through time at a rate that is 1x the normal speed.

Baby.

#30 Posted by IzzyGraze (866 posts) -

I have the power of Wasting Time. I can make hours fly by in a flash. Unfortunately, much like Batman, I need the aid of technology.

#31 Posted by Blackout62 (1491 posts) -

I'm immune to Indian burns.

@Raven10 said:

I have binoculars that let me see things close up. I use them mostly to scope out psychopathic boys and plan my next leftie scissors rampage.

Please someone get this reference.

Moonrise Kingdom.

#32 Posted by AlexanderSheen (5148 posts) -

Immunity to sunburn.

Baby?

#33 Posted by mylifeforAiur (3475 posts) -

I'm completely devoid of ambition, baby.

#34 Posted by weirdo (172 posts) -

ANGER!!! HHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!!!

#35 Posted by VirtualAthlete (98 posts) -

I can pee really far when i push my foreskin back

#36 Edited by glyn (390 posts) -

I can make my facial and bodily features change over time. Or by repeatedly doing the same thing for extended periods.

#37 Posted by ThePencil (393 posts) -

Hyperventilating. Babby.

#38 Posted by Levius (1303 posts) -

Extreme sarcasm.

#39 Posted by Ariketh (653 posts) -

Getting women pregnant.

Baby.

#40 Posted by paulwade1984 (487 posts) -

I can do anything, ANYTHING, as long as I have access to google.co.uk

I am unable to put on or lose weight. 66kg for the last 12 years. My partner hates me for this.

#41 Edited by Ekpyroticuniverse (151 posts) -

Never stand in dog poo, even though there is loads on the roads where i Live

#42 Posted by onarum (2519 posts) -

I'm a Grandmaster procrastinator, seriously no one can neglect one's duties untill the last possible second like I do.

#43 Posted by Raven10 (2050 posts) -

@Blackout62 said:

I'm immune to Indian burns.

@Raven10 said:

I have binoculars that let me see things close up. I use them mostly to scope out psychopathic boys and plan my next leftie scissors rampage.

Please someone get this reference.

Moonrise Kingdom.

Thank you.

#44 Posted by Legion_ (1669 posts) -

Oh, and I have another superpower as well. Everytime I put a Q-tip in my ear, I cough. Like crazy.

#45 Posted by ShockD (2486 posts) -
@LackingSaint said:

Never slip on ice, baby.

>probably lives in Florida
#46 Posted by LackingSaint (1982 posts) -

@ShockD said:

@LackingSaint said:

Never slip on ice, baby.

>probably lives in Florida

England, but hey, you got the hemisphere right!

#47 Posted by 49th (3030 posts) -

I can send things I don't like to the moon just by saying, "I'll send that to the moon".