What is your wife NOT gf going to be like?

I would love to date a skinny hipster with awesome taste in classic gaming and pin up girls but I know that I'm probably going to marry a pear shaped squatty. I'm not being harsh I just know that I'm one to settle.

I also wish that I could marriage an intelligent girl but again, I kow that I'll probably just marry the first person that would interested in doing so. What about you guys? Who will you marry vs who would you want to date?

Wow. I married my best friend. Who is good looking. college educated and plays games with me. No regrets here, but yours are just beginning.

A schoolgirl printed on a pillow.

The only right answer.

Perfect.

I can't afford a pillow, they're too high maintenance ;_;

And you can change the pillowcase any time you want. THERE ARE INFINITE POSSIBILITIES!

I think I would rather NOT be married rather than settle for anything less than I what I want. Though I do want kids, so I might adopt?

What about just the pillow case? I hear they're more pliable

Instead of looking for someone that fits your ideal, maybe you should just look for someone you connect with. Women tend to not like feeling like their assets are just ticks on a checklist you've made of your ideal woman.

Asian - Check

Plays games - Check

Watches anime - Check

Not a hipster - Ooh, she's gonna lose points for that one!

It's dehumanizing and demeaning. And since you've already accepted that you'll settle for the first "squatty" that will have you (class-act), you probably won't even get one of those.

EDIT: Oh, wait. You're the guy that posted a thread about what car you should buy to make a girl moist and admitted to spanking it to Alex/Sara. Good stuff.

Same here and I bring almost nothing to the table (besides looks, a decent career, and the sexual prowess of a dozen bull elephants).

OP my man, You get out of relationships what you put into them. If you end up with someone that doesn't meet your expectations, I can guarantee that they feel the same about you. There's millions and millions of special lady friends out there looking for love, take your time and get to know a few.

Then suddenly, Giant Bomb got a severe case of the NeoGAF.

An anime desu robot chick who dishes out free blowjobs and bacon carbonara like a fucked-up sex Santa on meth. LOL XD am i same yet

Why not get a throw pillow? Or do you have something against little people?

I'm hoping that by 2020 marriage between humans and video game characters is legalized. In that case, Chie is going to be my wife. If not, then I guess we could always try going to Argentina or something.

I say you don't worry about it too much. And heed the words below. I would add that Peopletend not to like being part of a checklist. Not just the ladies. But I figure @wrighteous86 meant that.

So I'm guessing this question isn't going into the XGAL podcast?

I have so many ideas for fun replies to this post. All of them would get me banned however.

Are you saying that pillowcases are like the number zero?

Solid thread.

There is absolutely no conversational value in this whatsoever. I'm locking this down.