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#1 Posted by Tonbergum (16 posts) -

I would love to date a skinny hipster with awesome taste in classic gaming and pin up girls but I know that I'm probably going to marry a pear shaped squatty. I'm not being harsh I just know that I'm one to settle.

I also wish that I could marriage an intelligent girl but again, I kow that I'll probably just marry the first person that would interested in doing so. What about you guys? Who will you marry vs who would you want to date?

#2 Edited by Marcsman (3094 posts) -

Wow. I married my best friend. Who is good looking. college educated and plays games with me. No regrets here, but yours are just beginning.

#3 Edited by Brodehouse (9524 posts) -

A schoolgirl printed on a pillow.

#4 Posted by EarlessShrimp (1631 posts) -

A schoolgirl printed on a pillow.

The only right answer.

#5 Posted by Bollard (5208 posts) -

I also wish that I could marriage an intelligent girl but again, I kow that I'll probably just marry the first person that would interested in doing so.

Perfect.

#6 Posted by Animasta (14643 posts) -

@brodehouse said:

A schoolgirl printed on a pillow.

The only right answer.

I can't afford a pillow, they're too high maintenance ;_;

#7 Edited by AlexanderSheen (4907 posts) -

@brodehouse said:

A schoolgirl printed on a pillow.

The only right answer.

And you can change the pillowcase any time you want. THERE ARE INFINITE POSSIBILITIES!

#8 Posted by gamefreak9 (2336 posts) -

I think I would rather NOT be married rather than settle for anything less than I what I want. Though I do want kids, so I might adopt?

#9 Edited by EarlessShrimp (1631 posts) -

@animasta said:

@earlessshrimp said:

@brodehouse said:

A schoolgirl printed on a pillow.

The only right answer.

I can't afford a pillow, they're too high maintenance ;_;

What about just the pillow case? I hear they're more pliable

#10 Edited by Wrighteous86 (3719 posts) -

Instead of looking for someone that fits your ideal, maybe you should just look for someone you connect with. Women tend to not like feeling like their assets are just ticks on a checklist you've made of your ideal woman.

Asian - Check

Plays games - Check

Watches anime - Check

Not a hipster - Ooh, she's gonna lose points for that one!

It's dehumanizing and demeaning. And since you've already accepted that you'll settle for the first "squatty" that will have you (class-act), you probably won't even get one of those.

EDIT: Oh, wait. You're the guy that posted a thread about what car you should buy to make a girl moist and admitted to spanking it to Alex/Sara. Good stuff.

#11 Posted by oldenglishC (922 posts) -

@marcsman said:

Wow. I married my best friend. Who is good looking. college educated and plays games with me. No regrets here, but yours are just beginning.

Same here and I bring almost nothing to the table (besides looks, a decent career, and the sexual prowess of a dozen bull elephants).

OP my man, You get out of relationships what you put into them. If you end up with someone that doesn't meet your expectations, I can guarantee that they feel the same about you. There's millions and millions of special lady friends out there looking for love, take your time and get to know a few.

#12 Edited by Morbid_Coffee (954 posts) -

Then suddenly, Giant Bomb got a severe case of the NeoGAF.

#13 Edited by McTangle (157 posts) -

An anime desu robot chick who dishes out free blowjobs and bacon carbonara like a fucked-up sex Santa on meth. LOL XD am i same yet

#14 Posted by Video_Game_King (35849 posts) -

@animasta said:

@earlessshrimp said:

@brodehouse said:

A schoolgirl printed on a pillow.

The only right answer.

I can't afford a pillow, they're too high maintenance ;_;

Why not get a throw pillow? Or do you have something against little people?

#15 Edited by Winternet (8002 posts) -

I'm hoping that by 2020 marriage between humans and video game characters is legalized. In that case, Chie is going to be my wife. If not, then I guess we could always try going to Argentina or something.

#16 Posted by myketuna (1644 posts) -

I say you don't worry about it too much. And heed the words below. I would add that People tend not to like being part of a checklist. Not just the ladies. But I figure @wrighteous86 meant that.

Instead of looking for someone that fits your ideal, maybe you should just look for someone you connect with. Women tend to not like feeling like their assets are just ticks on a checklist you've made of your ideal woman.

Asian - Check

Plays games - Check

Watches anime - Check

Not a hipster - Ooh, she's gonna lose points for that one!

It's dehumanizing and demeaning. And since you've already accepted that you'll settle for the first "squatty" that will have you (class-act), you probably won't even get one of those.

EDIT: Oh, wait. You're the guy that posted a thread about what car you should buy to make a girl moist and admitted to spanking it to Alex/Sara. Good stuff.

So I'm guessing this question isn't going into the XGAL podcast?

#17 Edited by Demoskinos (14524 posts) -

I have so many ideas for fun replies to this post. All of them would get me banned however.

#18 Edited by believer258 (11570 posts) -

@earlessshrimp said:

@brodehouse said:

A schoolgirl printed on a pillow.

The only right answer.

And you can change the pillowcase any time you want. THERE ARE INFINITE POSSIBILITIES!

Are you saying that pillowcases are like the number zero?

#19 Edited by Milkman (16486 posts) -

Solid thread.

#20 Edited by Sparky_Buzzsaw (6044 posts) -

There is absolutely no conversational value in this whatsoever. I'm locking this down.

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